Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Peace and Harmony said:
lol John you lying fat fuck

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I'm sure snarling and twitching and spazzing out counts as some form of exercise, right?

The Gagh Whisperer said:
> Onepeloton

A $2000 exercise bike that requires a $40 a month subscription. Social media ego trip supported, tech media promoted, iOS connected fitness gadget laser targeted for the upper middle class tech hipster. Of course our boy Wu, man of the people, is eating this shit up.
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I wonder if Wu bought one of these...
 
Notice meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Hover botched the domain transfer my ass. That system is fully automated.

The Godzilla of tech didn't know how to transfer a domain
 
Domain transfers are all automated. They can't "botch" them to a point your site goes down for a week. I wonder if e-mail to that domain is busted too.

Godzilla of tech can't even keep a website up in 2017. Stephen Lynch's site is up and running just fine.
 
John would give up on a Peloton bike in less than a week. Once he realized there's no way to buy his way onto the leader boards he would stop humble bragging about his new toy, and never mention wasting Frank's money on exercise equipment again.
 
It's only been a year since Hillary lost and already Brianna seems intent on forever claiming the "Most Out of Touch Political Candidate in History" award
 
Richard Stabone said:
But it would be a week filled with Twitter posts every single time he turned the dumb machine on.
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Pretty much like when Wu jumped on Blue Apron bandwagon a while back, and Johnny's Twitter was glutted with posts showing off the $60-a-week meals that he prepared to look worse than $1 frozen TV dinners. Then all of a sudden, the sperging about Blue Apron came to a stop. I guess either Wu-wu got bored of doing something that involved actual work and didn't result in loads of asspats, or the company realized that having a grotesque shaven sasquatch and a screaming midget mongoloid representing their product was hurting the brand and sent them cease and desist letters.
 
Hover, which has spent an absurd amount of money sponsoring shows on Wu's podcast network for years. That advertises itself to cashed up Apple nerds as the simple domain service worth paying extra for.

I'm sure they love John publicly shitting on them over Christmas because of his own fuckup.

Very professional, John.

As for Blue Apron, they don't advertise on Wu's shows any more, so he's no longer required to shill them to his followers.
 
Richard Stabone said:
Domain transfers are all automated. They can't "botch" them to a point your site goes down for a week. I wonder if e-mail to that domain is busted too.

Godzilla of tech can't even keep a website up in 2017. Stephen Lynch's site is up and running just fine.
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Cause he pays someone who knows how to keep it running, while Bri-Bri screams and whacks it with a wrench like she's the TF2 Engineer.
 
Molester Stallone said:
John would give up on a Peloton bike in less than a week. Once he realized there's no way to buy his way onto the leader boards he would stop humble bragging about his new toy, and never mention wasting Frank's money on exercise equipment again.
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Exactly

Growing up my dad bought a Nordic Track, it was like this ski machine

I can recall him using it less than 5 times

Then 10 years later he obtained another one

Both of them sit in the back bedroom in my parents house over 25 years later

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He also recently obtained a stationary bicycle, which he doesn't use either.
 
The_Truth said:
Exactly

Growing up my dad bought a Nordic Track, it was like this ski machine

I can recall him using it less than 5 times

Then 10 years later he obtained another one

Both of them sit in the back bedroom in my parents house over 25 years later

*EDIT*

He also recently obtained a stationary bicycle, which he doesn't use either.
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At least he didn't pay a $40/month subscription in order not to use it for the rest of his life.
 
Ya know it may be the fact im semi-permanently shitfaced these days, but honestly I am starting to have the barest spark of fucktard affection for Wu.

Unlike Movieblob her wannabe authoritarianism is tinged somewhat idealistically in a "oh everyones good except the icky evil trolling stupid fringe of society" way instead of full blown "INFERIOR OBSOLETE PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH ME OR LIKE THE WRONG FICTION MUST HAVE THEIR RIGHTS AND VOTE REMOVED AND BE STERILISED FOR MUH SOOPEERYA FYOOOTYA!" shit

Unlike Quinn she has stuck by her fucktard crusade to politics to this day in the face of mass ridicule and criticism from the SJW cliques, showing either more of a spine or more genuine idealism and optimism than that rancid and cynical skank could ever dream of having.

And unlike every fucking troon out there on the internet she is not shrieking "IM TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!!!!!!" at every fucking opportunity, even when it might benefit her schtick.

Honestly, combined with the fact that she alone is keeping the spirits of Jace and Tyce alive, I am starting to see her in a similarly affectionate light as Chris Chan. Sure she is still a pathological liar, supreme douchebag and spoiled brat extraordinaire, but she brings us so much amusement and is so fucking positive in her idiocy that I genuinely think of her as one of the few lolcows on this site whose idiot antics I actually enjoy reading about rather than "ugh, what has this fucking scumbag/psychopath/sickfuck done THIS time?!"
 
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