Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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not hearing much about blue apron these days,

is it because no matter how clear the instructions and how good the ingredients Wu would turn it into something that would cause a prison riot?

Normally to buy a representative you'd wine them and dine them. With wu you just send her the ingredients.
 
Richard Stabone said:
So the big Star Wars event was last night and Brianna didn't even tweet about it. Just her thoughts on the movie? Wouldn't a real campaign have pictures of the event? I saw Frank tweeting a quick thanks so I'm wondering if it was a full out disaster.

Good news is we'll find out in the FEC filing. Had to cost a grand or two to rent out the theater and she was selling tickets for $12.50. I guarantee if a hundred people showed we'd know. It'd be funny if they basically just wasted a bunch of campaign funds to watch a movie with 5 other losers in town and maybe some of Frank's colleagues.
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He buckled because he wasn't selling any at $25 and dropped the price to $10. That's right, he was selling them at less than movie theater price. Seeing a new movie for less than normal wasn't enough to entice the constituents of District 8 to put with a troon and his screaming, squinty-eyed toadie.
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Oh, good lord, don't let his next purchase be a great big truck.
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Big Rig John converts to islam and bowls for peace incoming.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
But why can't drag racer John Flynt mount the curb and fly past the normie competition?

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Mass.gov said:
Massachusetts has had a Safe Driving Law effective as of September 2010. The law bans sending, typing or reading electronic messages to or from handheld devices while operating a motor vehicle. This includes use of the internet and text messaging. The law also bans all handheld electronic by junior operators while behind the wheel.

https://www.mass.gov/service-details/distracted-driving
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What you mean is that you're spending Christmas eating Hungry Man in front of the TV because everyone hates your fucking guts.

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lol wrong year, fucking idiot

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Burned Man said:
Big Rig Wu, trucking freight across the country in record time without a navigation system like a real trucker.
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First photo Flynt/Wu will tweet is of him with a butcher knife, cutting the TruckNutx off his new vehicle.
 
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Lol so John's campaign website is still down, despite him being a "techzilla".

Like any regular person in tech, your first port of call is google. So if you have an error message, copy and paste it into Google.

From the top results they all mention one name, Akamai. Apparently this is an Akamai specific error message. (Bonus points, Akamai headquarters are located in, you guessed it, Massachusetts).

So what would you do if you don't know who Akamai is? Well you use Google. Apparently Akamai is:

The company operates a network of servers around the world and rents capacity on these servers to customers who want their websites to work faster by distributing content from locations close to the user. When a user navigates to the URL of an Akamai customer, their browser is redirected to one of Akamai's copies of the website.
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So instead of visiting a website on a centralized server, Akamai takes clones of the master website and redirects a user to a local server with that website instead. This makes sense that Wu is using this company when the company (and presumably) their main servers are in MA. It means people in MA will get significantly better connection to the website than someone out of town.

Now remembering that you had to Google search the error in the first place, the top result on stack overflow says (from Akamai themselves):

I can see that the domain has been removed from the Akamai server. However, the CNAME which was pointing to Akamai server was causing the issue. I have removed the CNAME record.
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Putting everything together, it means that John's master website is unreachable by Akamai and can't clone the master site onto it's own servers. So instead of the generic 404 error, Akamai gives their own error message to make life easier.

It could be a httpd.conf (web server configuration) error, or it could be lack of payment. But either way, Akamai can't reach John's master website to clone it, and that's where the problem lies.

*powerlevel* I'm pretty intoxicated right now and have only just learned services like Akamai exist. If I've got anything wrong than please correct me. But from what I understand, John broke his own website and has no clue how to fix if.*/powerlevel*
 
captn_kettle said:
Lol so John's campaign website is still down, despite him being a "techzilla".

Like any regular person in tech, your first port of call is google. So if you have an error message, copy and paste it into Google.

From the top results they all mention one name, Akamai. Apparently this is an Akamai specific error message. (Bonus points, Akamai headquarters are located in, you guessed it, Massachusetts).

So what would you do if you don't know who Akamai is? Well you use Google. Apparently Akamai is:



So instead of visiting a website on a centralized server, Akamai takes clones of the master website and redirects a user to a local server with that website instead. This makes sense that Wu is using this company when the company (and presumably) their main servers are in MA. It means people in MA will get significantly better connection to the website than someone out of town.

Now remembering that you had to Google search the error in the first place, the top result on stack overflow says (from Akamai themselves):



Putting everything together, it means that John's master website is unreachable by Akamai and can't clone the master site onto it's own servers. So instead of the generic 404 error, Akamai gives their own error message to make life easier.

It could be a httpd.conf (web server configuration) error, or it could be lack of payment. But either way, Akamai can't reach John's master website to clone it, and that's where the problem lies.

*powerlevel* I'm pretty intoxicated right now and have only just learned services like Akamai exist. If I've got anything wrong than please correct me. But from what I understand, John broke his own website and has no clue how to fix if.*/powerlevel*
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It means that the servers are not getting John's origin. Think like how cloudflare sits in front of the real kiwi farms. Same deal.
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
It means that the servers are not getting John's origin. Think like how cloudflare sits in front of the real kiwi farms. Same deal.
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Does cloudflare clone master websites to local servers or sit as a gateway to the master website?

From what I understand, Akamai takes a copy of your website and puts it on their local servers. Like an automated copy and paste to servers closer to where you're browsing.
 
captn_kettle said:
Does cloudflare clone master websites to local servers or sit as a gateway to the master website?

From what I understand, Akamai takes a copy of your website and puts it on their local servers. Like an automated copy and paste to servers closer to where you're browsing.
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It's a Content Delivery Network. Most large sites that handle lots of traffic have them. I'm not exactly sure why John needs one, and he shouldn't.
 
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