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It is.Cart off a motorcycle for Winter Storage? really is that a thing?
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It is.Cart off a motorcycle for Winter Storage? really is that a thing?
Cart off a motorcycle for Winter Storage? really is that a thing?
“It’s a joke.”
John just summed up his entire existence.
Honestly the only reason I can see for "carting off" a Motorcycle is for it to be repo'd. Assuming it actually runs. If you are having it stored for the winter for lack of a garage, drive it there.
Is anyone starting to wonder if Wu has a different definition of "restore" compared to the rest of us?
Usually when you want to restore a human, you just roll it right up on the lawn, sand it down with one of those spinny-round sandpaper sanders (this is a technical term, I am a humanity restoration engineer), then spray on a nice new coat of paint. Just go right into Michael's and buy whatever spray paint is on sale - be sure to duck your head as you go in because their doors are too low for dainty women such as myself.Restoring German cars is one thing, but how will Wu ever restore his humanity?
Honestly the only reason I can see for "carting off" a Motorcycle is for it to be repo'd. Assuming it actually runs. If you are having it stored for the winter for lack of a garage, drive it there.
She only started the “my campaign is about saving net neutrality” once it got repealed. Now she’s acting like that’s what it’s always been about.I'm completely unable to find anyone on twitter who said they went to the screening. That Zev Eisenburg guy who asked about the screening date went to a completely different event that happened at the same time, so obviously he didn't go. Hopefully he demanded his money back. I wonder if there were even a dozen people there.
January's FEC report is going to be a blast. Wu set a goal of raising 15K to kickstart her signature drive. We know between that mailing and the net neutrality one, she raised only 2.5K. This Star Wars thing likely operated at a loss too, but it'd be interesting to see if some money laundering has gone on so that Frank paid for the cinema. In any case, we know that she hasn't even raised enough publicly to pay for the rent on her shitty little office for the quarter.
Also, there's this:
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which seems to suggest she spent some money on facebook ads for the net neutrality campaign. Obviously that didn't work, though of course it could have been a total lie.
All in all, probably going to be an absolutely disastrous quarter for the Wu campaign. I look forward to finding out, though doubtless she'll wait until the very end of the month to file out of sheer laziness.
She only started the “my campaign is about saving net neutrality” once it got repealed. Now she’s acting like that’s what it’s always been about.
Up early for work. Let’s check to see how the event went. Oh, she’s arguing opinions with Star Wars nerds. No mention of the fundraiser. Well, that’s certainly the sign of a serious candidate and not someone scamming people out of money and role playing for praise.
Did it even happen? Let’s check Frank’s page.
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His biological parents were quick to catch the joke.
I love how we're pretending Wu's still a serious congressional candidate or actually making a stab at it when this is their current fucking ad for the campaign:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iDDfpZ-Io_s
Because he's a 50 year old ASIAN manI just watched this video again, and I just realized something. Frank is like a 50 y/o man, right? Why does he sound like a 15 year old boy?
I'm completely unable to find anyone on twitter who said they went to the screening. That Zev Eisenburg guy who asked about the screening date went to a completely different event that happened at the same time, so obviously he didn't go. Hopefully he demanded his money back. I wonder if there were even a dozen people there.
January's FEC report is going to be a blast. Wu set a goal of raising 15K to kickstart her signature drive. We know between that mailing and the net neutrality one, she raised only 2.5K. This Star Wars thing likely operated at a loss too, but it'd be interesting to see if some money laundering has gone on so that Frank paid for the cinema. In any case, we know that she hasn't even raised enough publicly to pay for the rent on her shitty little office for the quarter.
Also, there's this:
View attachment 339989
which seems to suggest she spent some money on facebook ads for the net neutrality campaign. Obviously that didn't work, though of course it could have been a total lie.
All in all, probably going to be an absolutely disastrous quarter for the Wu campaign. I look forward to finding out, though doubtless she'll wait until the very end of the month to file out of sheer laziness.
Speaking of his parents, if they were wealthy, why didn't they take little Johnny to a doctor? If your kid is spazzing out and snarling and bobbing around you take him to a specialist and get him checked out. You don't wait and hope he "grows out of it". If you do that, you're gonna raise a freak who cuts off his prick and tortures small animals (and small Asians).
I just watched this video again, and I just realized something. Frank is like a 50 y/o man, right? Why does he sound like a 15 year old boy?
I bet Bri's got a higher test count, even without his balls.
I just watched this video again, and I just realized something. Frank is like a 50 y/o man, right? Why does he sound like a 15 year old boy?
I bet Bri's got a higher test count, even without his balls.