Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Anonymus Fluhre said:
If that's the house, it has a lot of old electrical work and some issues with the plumbing in the basement. How much do you want to bet that will be his next project?
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I reiterate that I really doubt Frank-Brianna are capable of buying a house, so I don't think that's the place, but good Lord, just imagine if I'm wrong. Frank is 54 or 55. Can you imagine taking out a mortgage at his age on a $575,000 piece of property? 20 years with Brianna as his goblin bride? That's not a mortgage, that's a prison sentence.

Sometimes being a lolcow is truly a punishment unto itself.
 
Particle Bored said:
Now Frank can go upstairs, open the window, and finally have an eye-to-eye conversation with John

Don't forget the tow charges to bring over the Honda and the Audi.
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Their old place was sold with 2 free cars on the lot...
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
If that's the house, it has a lot of old electrical work and some issues with the plumbing in the basement. How much do you want to bet that will be his next project?
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Can’t wait for the posts on a DIY forum:
“I’m an engineer but when working with live wires do I have to jump in the air to keep from getting shocked or can I just wear rubber boots?”
 
Mola Ram said:
Ah ah ah ah. I would reread that tweet carefully.

"We signed all the paperwork and got a house."

If you think the paperwork isn't a lease or other form of rental agreement, if you think this pair of idiot wastrels have built up enough equity and credit to take out a mortgage or god-forbid have enough liquid cash to buy a house outright ... well, come on now.
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Another argument for this being a rental - if she wasn’t lying about moving to Jamaica Plain, then the landlord there probably realized who she was and said noooooo to lowered property values and damage. So she and frank went for another place instead.
 
Mola Ram said:
I reiterate that I really doubt Frank-Brianna are capable of buying a house, so I don't think that's the place, but good Lord, just imagine if I'm wrong. Frank is 54 or 55. Can you imagine taking out a mortgage at his age on a $575,000 piece of property? 20 years with Brianna as his goblin bride? That's not a mortgage, that's a prison sentence.

Sometimes being a lolcow is truly a punishment unto itself.
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I think they're foolish enough to buy. The only places worth renting there are townhouses that are three stores, but they don't allow pets. There's one three story house for $2100, but it doesn't say it allows pets.

Edit: Never mind, that ones a condo.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
If that's the house, it has a lot of old electrical work and some issues with the plumbing in the basement. How much do you want to bet that will be his next project?
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Speaking as an expert structural engineer, why does the electricity hurt when I touch it?

Or better yet, it electrocutes Bri so he gets amnesia and John returns screaming about where his cock's gone and why he's wearing a dress.
 
Been pretty quiet on the Planet9 front even though he's been logged in almost all day every day. The mod wish list is still growing though.

John "Only Gonna Mod The Stereo" Flynt said:
I’ve looked long and hard at that GT spoiler. Was it hard to install?
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He will NOT mount it straight or centered, I guarantee it. He'll also most assuredly buy one from a different color car, and then do another backwoods outdoor spray job on it that ends up not perfectly matching and orange-peeled to hell. I feel bad for that poor car.
 
I think you all are seriously underestimating how much money Frank actually has.

Remember he was a founding member of his new bio-tech company and so would have been issued a set number of shares when they incorporated.

Now we can't know how many and how much those share are worth as it's a restricted information but on top of all that Frankie is still pulling down six figures a year as his salary.

Frank could easily be worth a few million.

On top of that our dysfunctional duo doesn't have many big expenses, no children being the biggest one so no major out flowing but Johnny toys and cars which really isn't that much in the big picture.

TLDR: Frank is a lot richer then you might think, they're not going to be homeless anytime soon.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
I think you all are seriously underestimating how much money Frank actually has.

Remember he was a founding member of his new bio-tech company and so would have been issued a set number of shares when they incorporated.

Now we can't know how many and how much those share are worth as it's a restricted information but on top of all that Frankie is still pulling down six figures a year as his salary.

Frank could easily be worth a few million.
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I agree with all of this. Reminder that this goofy idiot has enough money to last the rest of his life because of one job he had during the dot-com bubble that paid out well, despite the fact that he's a drooling moron. It's likely the same thing happened to Frank.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
I think you all are seriously underestimating how much money Frank actually has.

Remember he was a founding member of his new bio-tech company and so would have been issued a set number of shares when they incorporated.

Now we can't know how many and how much those share are worth as it's a restricted information but on top of all that Frankie is still pulling down six figures a year as his salary.

Frank could easily be worth a few million.

On top of that our dysfunctional duo doesn't have many big expenses, no children being the biggest one so no major out flowing but Johnny toys and cars which really isn't that much in the big picture.

TLDR: Frank is a lot richer then you might think, they're not going to be homeless anytime soon.
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This is the most nauseating thing I've ever read on the Farms, and I had to look at a picture of Chris-chan masturbating to register.
 
GethN7 said:
Put simply, he's an idiot who has been huffing his own sci-fi fanboy farts for too long and believes lasers can beat rocks any day when it comes to overcoming the challenges of daily life.

And that's why he's a fool, because if you have one laser versus a ton of rocks, the rocks are still gonna win, but he's so awed by how flashy the lasers are he refuses to quit getting high off the fumes of his own faux-techogeek persona to realize this.
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People who think every problem needs a high tech solution tend to be very sheltered with no experience in the real world.

For all of out high tech weapons, drones, and armor 50% of the US military's deaths in Iraq came at the hands of the very low tech RPG7.

An idiot proof weapon so simple a child can fire it.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
I think you all are seriously underestimating how much money Frank actually has.

Remember he was a founding member of his new bio-tech company and so would have been issued a set number of shares when they incorporated.

Now we can't know how many and how much those share are worth as it's a restricted information but on top of all that Frankie is still pulling down six figures a year as his salary.

Frank could easily be worth a few million.

On top of that our dysfunctional duo doesn't have many big expenses, no children being the biggest one so no major out flowing but Johnny toys and cars which really isn't that much in the big picture.

TLDR: Frank is a lot richer then you might think, they're not going to be homeless anytime soon.
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
What makes Wuman and Short Round here so fun to follow is that by all accounts, they should be killing it, but constantly fuck up with a string of insane projects.
"I'm gonna restore a shitty "sports car" that wasn't really cool when it was released, much less now."
"I'm going to run for Senate and help run the company, despite being unable to run an indie game startup"

These bits take a lot of money, they're funny as hell, and they've killed the life these two could've had.
Think for a moment if Bri hadn't run after GG or any of this other shit and just sat at home like the good trophy "wife" Frank wanted. Think about what you'd do with a few million rolling around on top of a six figure salary
Well, you'd buy a sick house, put a 25 year roof on that bitch, make some sound investments to pay the taxes on it, probably have enough left over to grab a bitchin pony car, and spend the rest of your days thigh deep in scotch, exotic vacations, and whatever passtime you fancy.

This is not a life that was out of reach for Frank. A little work here and there, and he could've picked up some vapid bottle blonde 20-something with huge tits on his money alone.

Instead, he's pissed away the good life satisfying the pipe dreams of a snarling 6 foot Frankenstein with a cheap dye job.

It's not funny because you hope they'll go broke. It's funny because their bullshit means the good life will forever be juuuust out of reach, but they'll never lose enough to stop entertaining us.
 
The_Truth said:
People who think every problem needs a high tech solution tend to be very sheltered with no experience in the real world.

For all of out high tech weapons, drones, and armor 50% of the US military's deaths in Iraq came at the hands of the very low tech RPG7.

An idiot proof weapon so simple a child can fire it.
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And they do:


Just in case you doubted our friend here, I know anyone who played San Andreas is probably doubtful of some guy calling himself "The Truth".
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
I think you all are seriously underestimating how much money Frank actually has.

Remember he was a founding member of his new bio-tech company and so would have been issued a set number of shares when they incorporated.

Now we can't know how many and how much those share are worth as it's a restricted information but on top of all that Frankie is still pulling down six figures a year as his salary.

Frank could easily be worth a few million.

On top of that our dysfunctional duo doesn't have many big expenses, no children being the biggest one so no major out flowing but Johnny toys and cars which really isn't that much in the big picture.

TLDR: Frank is a lot richer then you might think, they're not going to be homeless anytime soon.
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Much of what we know came from the filing Wu made on their joint assets in order to run for the House Rep. The only assets Frank listed were his salary ($150-$175k I believe) and a 401k, that he had taken a loan from. There were no stocks listed or large bank accounts listed either, so they either lied about their finances or they’re really not as well off as we all think they are.
 
Brianna and Frank are not rich. They could be rich, but they treat all of their money like it’s disposable income. Brianna is living out a 10 year old’s fantasy of being rich. Cool cars and video games and no stupid adults to tell them what to do.

Frank would be rich if he wasn’t foolishly borrowing against his 401k and funding Brianna’s fantasy life.

Most people who make what frank does have million dollar homes in fancy suburbs. Those homes do not, I imagine, have rusted out cars rotting on their front lawns.
 
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