Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Powerful, really powerful. Now how come you didn't make this about yourself like you usually do, John? You're not afraid of getting your shit kicked in by the Twatter mob, are you?

View attachment 323114

At first I thought he actually picked up a book, an audiobook that is since he can't read worth shit, but a book nevertheless. I turns out it was just a Medium post.
 
Some folks are born, made to drop the burns
Ooh their twitter check mark is blue
And when the moonrocks start raining down,
Ooh, they point their phasers at you

It ain't me, I just reeee, I ain't no senate candidate, son
It ain't me, I just reeee, I ain't who Kirk just dunked on

Some folks are born, autoloan in hand,
Lord, don't they pick out that car themselves.
But when the google streetview drives by the door,
Lord, the yard looks just like a pick-a-part sale, yes

It ain't me, I just reeee, I ain't no auto mechanic son, no
It ain't me, I just reeee, I'm gonna do the same to this new one.

Some folks go and try to be the oppressed,
Ooh, then they send you to the social justice war,
And when you ask "how much a month should we give?"
Ooh they only answer more! more! more! y'all

It ain't me, I just reeee, I ain't running no con,
It ain't me, I just reeee, you'd better fucking fund my patreon.

It ain't me, I just reeee, I am never who's wrong, no no
It ain't me, I just reeee, I am never who's wrong, no no
Oh, It ain't me, I just reeee, I'm not the Flynt's son

That was beautiful.

"Brianna Wu, a creature from district nine tries for district eight."
I'd vote for that one so far.
 
I don't think they're autistic. Not most of them. Deeply evil, insofar as something exists called "evil;" they're heavily neurotic, cluster B personality disorder types, but definitely not autistic. These people have an intuitive understanding of how people think and emote. They are utterly Machiavellian and will say absolutely anything to forward two things, in this order: themselves, and The Cause. Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian, for instance, are very cunning and intelligent manipulators, even if they aren't particularly bright overall (partly because they're both very lazy people). Brianna... well, Brianna needs his/her own category in the next DSM.

Wu fits pretty clearly under narcissistic personality disorder, specifically the "elitist" subtype, described as "Feels privileged and empowered by virtue of special childhood status and pseudo-achievements; entitled façade bears little relation to reality; seeks favored and good life; is upwardly mobile; cultivates special status and advantages by association."
 
I'M WORKING ON IT.

Just need some gifs/videos of John doing the snarl tic, i can only find pictures.
wu-snarl-gif.188446


snarl-gif.114594

?
 
The patrician way to go to college that a lot of people tend to either overlook or not be told (and I made sure to tell all my younger relatives) would be:
High school
Local Community College (depending on the state, this is free)
University

In that order, clearly. People that whine about "muh college lifestyle" miss the fact that it's pointless to blow $25,000 on the years of college when you can't even legally drink yet anyway, and a 23 year old with a degree and their debt minimized/paid off entirely is not going to regret not idling around on a big campus for two extra years compared to a 23 year old that's staring down debt for 10 more years. Transferring from your local community college with good grades to your state's university system can make your schooling almost completely free in some cases. I don't know where this "insurmountable debt" meme comes from for students unless they didn't realize they probably shouldn't be going to college in the first place. And I say that as someone with an awful and inefficient college experience (but no debt)

Allow student debt to be discharged through bankruptcy and don't allow the government to back student loans. Problem will be solved in a year.
 
It's kind of spectacular that Brianna is still largely the same delusional, narcissistic asshole he's been for decades. Think about how many failures he's gone through over the years - he failed to graduate college three times, he failed as a novelist, he failed as a cartoonist, he's tanked two start-ups, he got addicted to Ambien (which is kind of like failing to be a proper drug addict), he's failed to be a passable woman (and he knows, hence why he rarely takes any impromptu pics of himself), he's currently failing to be a more prominent public figure, and so on. I mean, who else short of the severely mentally impaired like CWC or ADF would fuck up that many times and keep at it with no changes (save some more careful phrasing like "attended college" instead of "graduated college" or not naming their fake employees)?
 
It's kind of spectacular that Brianna is still largely the same delusional, narcissistic asshole he's been for decades. Think about how many failures he's gone through over the years - he failed to graduate college three times, he failed as a novelist, he failed as a cartoonist, he's tanked two start-ups, he got addicted to Ambien (which is kind of like failing to be a proper drug addict), he's failed to be a passable woman (and he knows, hence why he rarely takes any impromptu pics of himself), he's currently failing to be a more prominent public figure, and so on. I mean, who else short of the severely mentally impaired like CWC or ADF would fuck up that many times and keep at it with no changes (save some more careful phrasing like "attended college" instead of "graduated college" or not naming their fake employees)?

He did succeed in getting a semi-retarded screaming chink husbando to bankroll all his delusional bullshit, though.
 
So many Shatner classics not touched upon! Airplane II: The Sequel, TJ Hooker, Incubus, The Practice ... but above all let us not forget him making an absolute idiot of himself in White Comanche, where he assays a dual role as both the protagonist and his evil twin brother, made even more ludicrous by the fact this obvious white man is playing an Indian, and how silly you'd have to be not to notice it.

And isn't that the story of Wu?

He was fucking amazing in Boston legal, too
 
Back
Top Bottom