Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Furina said:
Holy Jesus...

So we know that Brianna has absolutely no eye for aesthetics. We saw that in Rev60, her artwork, logos and fashion, but how blind do you have to be to not know when you look like a fucking idiot in a photo? She's vetted her photos before so we know she's got at least some self-awareness, but what the fuck is this? How did this image get past her?
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Body dysmorphia is a hell of a drug.
 
Mr. Duck said:
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Separated at birth?
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Maybe in-laws?
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Furina said:
Holy Jesus...

So we know that Brianna has absolutely no eye for aesthetics. We saw that in Rev60, her artwork, logos and fashion, but how blind do you have to be to not know when you look like a fucking idiot in a photo? She's vetted her photos before so we know she's got at least some self-awareness, but what the fuck is this? How did this image get past her?
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The photographer probably shot multiple shots in a desperate attempt to get a good one, and this was actually the best.

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Even in this set of photos, where many of the people are about as attractive as your average politician and many are late middle age transitioners, everyone but John looks more or less approachable and likable, while John stands out as an utterly horrifying freakshow.
 
GaryGrey said:
Wonder how many times Wu asked for sugar in water.

If your skin tone is ghost white then it might not be a good idea to wear what looks like a burlap sack made of black felt with sleeves. Somehow Wu is whiter than the chair. The photographer must not have been paid much since she didn't go back and color grade John's skin back from beyond the grave.


The photographer actually posted other photos from the shoot on her website. Looks like the photo they used was the only one where Wu smiled, everything else has Wu looking like the Baba Yaga.
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John is rapidly approaching Lucille Bluth levels of contrast.

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Congratulations John, I'm sure that your voters will be thrilled to know that you're spending exorbitant amounts of money on things completely unrelated to your so-called campaign.

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While it's no secret that John is a hack, I firmly believe that his bullshit will bite him in the ass.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Congratulations John, I'm sure that your voters will be thrilled to know that you're spending exorbitant amounts of money on things completely unrelated to your so-called campaign.

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You realise what the means, don't you? Wu has had this thing at that Indiana community college booked for months, but she didn't bother to arrange her travel until literally the day before. WHO DOES THAT?

Wu is absolutely the worst, least organised, laziest human being in existence. Seriously, how much effort does it take to go to a website and buy a round trip plane ticket?
 
GaryGrey said:
Wonder how many times Wu asked for sugar in water.

If your skin tone is ghost white then it might not be a good idea to wear what looks like a burlap sack made of black felt with sleeves. Somehow Wu is whiter than the chair. The photographer must not have been paid much since she didn't go back and color grade John's skin back from beyond the grave.


The photographer actually posted other photos from the shoot on her website. Looks like the photo they used was the only one where Wu smiled, everything else has Wu looking like the Baba Yaga.
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Definitely the hairline of a natural born woman, mhm, yup
 
Norvic said:
You realise what the means, don't you? Wu has had this thing at that Indiana community college booked for months, but she didn't bother to arrange her travel until literally the day before. WHO DOES THAT?

Wu is absolutely the worst, least organised, laziest human being in existence. Seriously, how much effort does it take to go to a website and buy a round trip plane ticket?
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I think the biggest thing is that Wu simply doesn't think things out at all. Everything has to be in the moment now-now-now, since I don't recall Wu even advertising the fact they were speaking at some community college when this shit was supposedly arranged.

In fact, just go back and look at literally ANYTHING Wu has done, as Wu or John Walker. Demand that the math department upgrade the computers to be expensive shit because the existing stuff is only a year out of date? Try to get into the Ole Miss paper twice with the exact same autistic tantrum both times? In fact, I don't know if it was the wikipedia article where I read this, but Wu pretty much decided to go into video game development after seeing some high-quality app game with great graphics. Everything that comes out of Wu's mouth is not run through a brain to mouth filter or ever made to stand up to scruitiny.

In fact, the only truly permament things about Wu is their sex change (namely because if they are to be believed, they're well past the point off return), and addiction to owning bleeding edge tech with no regard for the inherent problems bleeding edge tech has.
 
GaryGrey said:
The photographer actually posted other photos from the shoot on her website. Looks like the photo they used was the only one where Wu smiled, everything else has Wu looking like the Baba Yaga.
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Nah. Baba Yaga might own a house with chicken legs on it and ride around in a magic flying mortar she steers with a giant pestle, but she has way more dignity than Brianna does in that photo.

Bri's definitely crying out for some lip fillers, though. Dark lipstick makes your lips make smaller, and she doesn't have much in the way of lips to begin with. Lip fillers and a freaking stylist!
 
Are there rules stopping candidates from spending money on clothes or is it Wu's own choice to waste the scampaign funds on tech/travel/food and ignore her clear need for a change of outfit?
 
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