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Hahahaha, John spent all that money to prove the farms wrong and is finally having to face reality. Ver6 surprised he admitted to it even if it was deleted. I was expecting him to memory hole the Audi and show up one day posting about a “new” car.Baleeted lol. Didn't connect with the voters the way you thought it would, John?
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Fun fact, that property has 1/4-1/6 the value of ALL the surrounding homes in the area. The house across the street was valued at almost a cool million dollars if I remember. So that blight of a home, that they RENT, is dragging the value of the area down., (I'm sure the neighbors love that).
Am I remembering this wrong/not seeing it on the list or is John omitting the paint job that he posted a half dozen pictures of (despite never getting the car to run?)
Pretty sure it's covered under "rear end repairs" (and several other shit John added to inflate the list).
Godsake, never make me think about John Flynt's rear end repairs again.
Fun fact, that property has 1/4-1/6 the value of ALL the surrounding homes in the area. The house across the street was valued at almost a cool million dollars if I remember. So that blight of a home, that they RENT, is dragging the value of the area down.
My kingdom for a :deviant: sticker.Consider yourself lucky I didn't mention the front-end repairs.
An Asian owning a non Asian car is extremely trashy. But so is being married to a woman that’s really a man.I remember seeing shots of the neighborhood in the thread somewhere (you probably posted them) and thinking that their house was a shithole compared to their neighbors. The dead car in the side yard and the unkempt lawn and landscaping just complete that white trash image.
"Yup. See you on election night"
If John wanted a legal car he would only have to sort out essentials. Everything else is vanity points.
But everything is mechanical, that's why they're called mechanics!I'm not sure what she's complaining about, either. Looks to me like the car indeed had "no mechanical problems" (essentially) just like the seller said.
I mean, as a grown adult who knows all about cars and has a reasonable amount of common sense, surely she knew when she bought it that "no mechanical problems" is referring to engine/drive train/suspension and not body or accessories, right?
The best timeline."Yup. See you on election night"
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Well, that's maybe a little bit harsh. I'd characterize things like pulling dents and fixing body damage as "reasonable" even if it's 100% legal to drive around in something that looks like it went 10 rounds with Lord Humungus.Looking through that list, almost all of it is non-essential.
Well, that's maybe a little bit harsh. I'd characterize things like pulling dents and fixing body damage as "reasonable" even if it's 100% legal to drive around in something that looks like it went 10 rounds with Lord Humungus.
Which shouldn't surprise you since his doctor was probably as qualified to practice medicine as John was to repaint cars.So you're saying John's car matches his crotch.
I wonder how much of that non-essential shit is the result of a mechanic mansplaining how Wu *needs* new headlight wiper hoses, etc. (which the mechanic replaced, considering Wu never posted about "fixing" anything aside from some electronics shit)Looking through that list, almost all of it is non-essential.
I've bought my fair share of shitboxes in my time, so i'll categorize the list.
Essential
-Replaced coil pack
-Replaced airbag control unit
-Replaced airbag
-Recode keys (Keys are linked to locks and immobilisers. So its likely if Wu replaced the locks, the keys needed to be re-encoded to the new unit installed)
Non-essential
-Replaced Glovebox
-Replaced air conditioning controls
-Amp wiring replacement
-Antennae amp replacement (Its the signal that turns on your amplifier, it didn't deserve another point because its covered above)
-Pulled door dings
-Regrounded electrical system with 4 gage (lol wrong spelling its gauge to reference the wiring gauge).
-Driver seat electrical load error (probably fucked wires, didn't Wu say he was getting a new wiring loom?)
-Replaced wiper pump for headlights
-Replaced wiper pumps for windshield
-Replaced hosing for wiper system
-Replaced headlights
-Replaced pollen filter system (Theres no system, its a single panel. like replacing your coffee filter)
-Replaced power steering sensor
-Replaced temperature sensor (calling it an o2 sensor gives you no cred points)
-Repaired broken passenger seat frame
-Repaired car battery housing
-Repaired drivers side body damage
-Replaced and repainted rear of car
-Replaced rear bumper (You just said that dumbass)
-Repaired audi rear badge (You said that 2 points up dumbass)
-Repaired faulty rear seat latch
-Replaced oil filter
-Replace car lock control unit (see essentials)
-Remove paint guard film (for normies, we call this 'laquer'. its also what every fucker does when they respray a panel lol)
-Repair paint chips in front bumper
-Repaint front passenger spoke chip (So repaint the scuffed alloy wheel?)
-Fix door ding drivers side
Upgrades
-Double DIN stereo upgrade
-Removed external antennae
-Added carplay stereo
-Replaced steering wheel (pretty sure Wu replaced it with a momo ripoff)
-Addung cabin mic for siri (who you bullshitting Wu, this came included with the stereo lol)
-Replaced cabin interior lights
-Added LEDs around around gear shifter
-Added gated shifter piece (gear gaitor lol)
Unexplained
-Removed interior manual shifter pieces (Enlighten me what the fuck this means. EDIT:it means Wu unscrew a gearknob and unhooked a gear gaitor lol).
If John wanted a legal car he would only have to sort out essentials. Everything else is vanity points.
Still unsure if it's a scam buuuut...we'll see. God I really want this. I know this is a terrible thing to want, another person's suffering, but I think nothing right now would entertain me more than watching Bri lose his shit over the inevitable results.