Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Thank you. We know you had your choice in mentally ill men who turned their penises into colon-lined surgical wounds.
 
Wonder if John ever smokes a joint and suddenly it hits him - 'Whoa, I've cut my dick off.....WTF'.
 
Elbe said:
Wonder if John ever smokes a joint and suddenly it hits him - 'Whoa, I've cut my dick off.....WTF'.
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No. Without the sex change, his life would be the same, but he wouldn't be able to accuse people of mansplaining.
 
Baleeted lol. Didn't connect with the voters the way you thought it would, John?

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Heh- remember how it was such a 'great deal' and anyone who tried warn about the problems with that model got accused of mansplaining because Wu is an 'engineer'? Good times. And half the shit on that list was just 'Wu-izing' the car (i.e. making it shittier), not 'fixes.' Cutting off the antenna is not a "fix," Wu.

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How are we supposed to vote for you if you can't even charge your phone, John?
 
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Perhaps you should have had a mechanic inspect it before you bought it like a sane person, you fucking lunatic.

Honestly, she wasted 15K on a used car and now she's just going to junk it and buy something else. She really has no concept of the value of money has she?
 
Hahahaha! Her big list of fucked up car things include
  • Removed external antenna
  • Replaced wiper fluid hosing
  • Replaced headlights
  • Replaced air filter
  • Replaced lights
  • Replaced shifter knob
  • Replaced shifter cover
  • Added accent lights.
Those aren’t problems from the previous owner! That’s maintanence and preference. Brianna’s list reads like when a kid gets pissed at his parents and writes them an angry letter.

“I do EVERYTHING in this house! I raked the whole yard, cleaned the kitchen, cleaned my room, replaced lightbulbs, went and got milk, brought mom a soda, got dads cogarettes...”

As it goes on the list gets more and more petty and loses any legitimacy it might have held.
 
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That 'totalled' Honda sure was looking fine when I drove by in July...

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And they've got a Dodge Challenger no less. Not that it's a super high end sports car, but new cars ain't cheap either. I love how there's a dead Honda in the side yard, (I'm sure the neighbors love that) the TT, and a Challenger. Meanwhile, the house obviously needs a roof (you can see where the trusses are indicating the sheeting is sagging between them, the shingles are worn, and there looks to be some water damage around the chimney, also, I can't remember if they own this house) the "landscaping" is overgrown and shitty, and the lawn needs mowed.

Get off your lazy useless troon ass and mow your fucking grass Flu.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
The Internet does not forget, John.

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Looking through that list, almost all of it is non-essential.

I've bought my fair share of shitboxes in my time, so i'll categorize the list.

Essential
-Replaced coil pack
-Replaced airbag control unit
-Replaced airbag
-Recode keys (Keys are linked to locks and immobilisers. So its likely if Wu replaced the locks, the keys needed to be re-encoded to the new unit installed)

Non-essential
-Replaced Glovebox
-Replaced air conditioning controls
-Amp wiring replacement
-Antennae amp replacement (Its the signal that turns on your amplifier, it didn't deserve another point because its covered above)
-Pulled door dings
-Regrounded electrical system with 4 gage (lol wrong spelling its gauge to reference the wiring gauge).
-Driver seat electrical load error (probably fucked wires, didn't Wu say he was getting a new wiring loom?)
-Replaced wiper pump for headlights
-Replaced wiper pumps for windshield
-Replaced hosing for wiper system
-Replaced headlights
-Replaced pollen filter system (Theres no system, its a single panel. like replacing your coffee filter)
-Replaced power steering sensor
-Replaced temperature sensor (calling it an o2 sensor gives you no cred points)
-Repaired broken passenger seat frame
-Repaired car battery housing
-Repaired drivers side body damage
-Replaced and repainted rear of car
-Replaced rear bumper (You just said that dumbass)
-Repaired audi rear badge (You said that 2 points up dumbass)
-Repaired faulty rear seat latch
-Replaced oil filter
-Replace car lock control unit (see essentials)
-Remove paint guard film (for normies, we call this 'laquer'. its also what every fucker does when they respray a panel lol)
-Repair paint chips in front bumper
-Repaint front passenger spoke chip (So repaint the scuffed alloy wheel?)
-Fix door ding drivers side


Upgrades
-Double DIN stereo upgrade
-Removed external antennae
-Added carplay stereo
-Replaced steering wheel (pretty sure Wu replaced it with a momo ripoff)
-Addung cabin mic for siri (who you bullshitting Wu, this came included with the stereo lol)
-Replaced cabin interior lights
-Added LEDs around around gear shifter
-Added gated shifter piece (gear gaitor lol)

Unexplained
-Removed interior manual shifter pieces (Enlighten me what the fuck this means. EDIT:it means Wu unscrew a gearknob and unhooked a gear gaitor lol).



If John wanted a legal car he would only have to sort out essentials. Everything else is vanity points.
 
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