Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Holy shit.

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Heh, I kinda like that ad. Original art, mildly amusing concept, 7/10 for effort. It's easily the best thing Wu's scampaign has produced so far. Shame it doesn't have any of the "paid for by" and "approved by" indicators the FEC requires.

Also, Wu really does seem to think she's running for president.
 
I bet John thinks all gay men are pedophiles. Reminder, he feels threatened by gay men and sees them as competition because no straight dude wants a tranny.
 
Mid 90's Kevin Spacey was mugged going for a "midnight stroll" on Hampstead Heath, the whole of the UK responded "yeah right Kev, tell us about not being gay again".

A few months earlier a promising Labour politician was mugged in the same place, he at least had the presence of mind to claim he was "looking for badgers".
 
GethN7 said:
Wu's narcissism seems to have blinded him to the fact that in Final Fight you play as three guys, and the only women are evil, the damsel in distress, and in Japan one of them is who John wishes he were.
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If Brianna wanted to use the Final Fight games for stuff like that, she probably should've used either the second or the third ones since, you know, they have playable female characters. Then again, I don't want to think of what she'd do to Maki and Lucia so maybe it's for the best.

(I wonder if she and her friend are still crying and throwing fits over Poison, huh.)
 
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So how's the theory holding up so far that he thinks he can't win and is doing this as a scam? 'Cause I'm one of those throwing my hat in that John's just THIS delusional.
 
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NotoriousD said:
So how's the theory holding up so far that he thinks he can't win and is doing this as a scam? 'Cause I'm one of those throwing my hat in that John's just THIS delusional.
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There is precident for complete idiots getting senate seats - I recall The Daily Show made fun of one guy who had no idea what he was talking about after a no-effort campaign in South Carolina got him the seat some time ago - but Wu is against a man who clearly knows how to campaign and win the hearts and minds of voters, along with a long and distinguished career as the incumbent.

The only way Wu wins is if that guy drops dead of a heart attack.
 
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Also, offtopic but something I found interesting. I was sifting through random stuff and found that there's a Skyrim mod patreon that releases their work for free and only accepts donations. This patreon is currently sitting at 66 patrons and making over $500 monthly off them.

Compare and contrast that to John, who has 294 and is barely making over 1k, and Zoe Quinn, 2.4k but 820 patrons. I find this very humorous. I get that they're probably buffing the numbers themselves, but it's still pretty funny how irrelevant they've become.
 
Optimus Prime said:
There is precident for complete idiots getting senate seats - I recall The Daily Show made fun of one guy who had no idea what he was talking about after a no-effort campaign in South Carolina got him the seat some time ago - but Wu is against a man who clearly knows how to campaign and win the hearts and minds of voters, along with a long and distinguished career as the incumbent.

The only way Wu wins is if that guy drops dead of a heart attack.
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Even then, she might have to face Zombie Lynch.

#ZombieLynchForCongress
 
SuperSheep said:
Even then, she might have to face Zombie Lynch.

#ZombieLynchForCongress
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It does remind me of that episode of Night Court where Dan was losing the race against a opponent who was dead. I wonder if that could actually happen here. Imagine John losing the race to a dead Stephen Lynch. His corpse would probably be more valued than her.
 
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