Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Chan the Wizard]

Also, the design book says they didn’t even realize the squids resembled the ones in Mario until much later and there is no connection.
Just another John Walker Flynt lie.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Are you going to debate anyone, John?

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Someone should send him the Pakman video

 

[Darndirty]

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Don't you know who I am? I'M BRIANNA WU! When I'm elected to congress there'll be subpoenas over this.

It's the middle of the day in Boston and Wu rents an expensive coworking space, but she's at home with her yappy rat dogs (only one of which she ever seems to give a shit about, the others totally neglected.) $1000 a month well spent.

Entitlement? You mean thinking you can lecture women about women, lecturing men about men, engineers about engineering, game designers about designing, journalists about journalism, politicians about politics, the rich about being rich and the poor about being poor?

 

[vertexwindi]

Wu conveniently skipped over the Dead Sea Scrolls in the original game, which explain that after all the land animals died out (Because of war or some nuclear apocalypse or rising ocean waters or whatever, point is if it ain't aquatic it's DEAD except for the fucking cat which somehow got Han-Solo-Carbonite-treatment-ed through the mass extinction of EVERYTHING), the sea creatures came to conquer the earth and evolved the ability to gain human(oid) forms somehow, but because they're actually made of pure ink as opposed to organic flesh or something. The "age of invertebrates" as the in-game lore goes.

Also, white is not a color option in Splatoon so you don't have any Mario Squids in the game anyway.

So, both in long and short, Wu has no fucking idea what they're on about since Bloops and Inklings are separated by several THOUSAND years of death and evolution.

tfw no white ink

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Wu conveniently skipped over the Dead Sea Scrolls in the original game, which explain that after all the land animals died out (Because of war or some nuclear apocalypse or rising ocean waters or whatever, point is if it ain't aquatic it's DEAD except for the fucking cat which somehow got Han-Solo-Carbonite-treatment-ed through the mass extinction of EVERYTHING), the sea creatures came to conquer the earth and evolved the ability to gain human(oid) forms somehow, but because they're actually made of pure ink as opposed to organic flesh or something. The "age of invertebrates" as the in-game lore goes.

Also, white is not a color option in Splatoon so you don't have any Mario Squids in the game anyway.

So, both in long and short, Wu has no fucking idea what they're on about since Bloops and Inklings are separated by several THOUSAND years of death and evolution.

Man, Mario games have gotten weird.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Well, now that you've gone on a Splatoon lore rant, I feel slightly less autistic about pointing out that they're called Bloopers, not Bloop Bloops.

lol I knew something was wrong there but it's been so long since I've dealt with mario creatures that it completely slipped past.

Also, the design book says they didn’t even realize the squids resembled the ones in Mario until much later and there is no connection.
Just another John Walker Flynt lie.

IIRC one early video about Splatoon development originally had the playable characters be bunnies or something.

tfw no white ink

I only mention the ink color because that influences the color of the squid form.

Not to mention parents would frown upon a game that had kid expys shooting white fluids everywhere anyway.

Man, Mario games have gotten weird.

Splatoon and Mario aren't even in the same universe - the inklings making an appearance in the latest Mario Kart notwithstanding.

But if you want really fucked up, just look at the lore behind the last few major kirby games.

 

[AnOminous]

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Don't you know who I am? I'M BRIANNA WU! When I'm elected to congress there'll be subpoenas over this.

It's the middle of the day in Boston and Wu rents an expensive coworking space, but she's at home with her yappy rat dogs (only one of which she ever seems to give a shit about, the others totally neglected.) $1000 a month well spent.

Shit that never happened for $500.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Re,tardation in politics: Now that we know that John Flynt is a tranny scamer, is donating to his campaign an abnegation of moral agency? I think so!

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What a time to be a Boston journalist. "Local Congressional Candidate/Fey Creature Questions Morality of Immolating Children."

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Wait till you find out some of the other stuff about @thefrankwu.

 

[Quasar]

I'm gonna be a little pedantic here... Iron Eagle, which is actually a movie that I really enjoyed, had it's characters specifically flying F-16's.... Fighting Falcons. The airplane picture that Wu linked is a F-15 Strike Eagle. So, apparently Wu isn't too familiar with that movie either, and merely googled to find out which US fighter plane was named "Eagle"

 

[Peace and Harmony]

But they're racists anyway so why do you care

 

[FatNero]

But they're racists anyway so why do you care

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I don't think you can claim sympathy for your parents who you hate, who you claim aren't even your parents, having their house hit in katrina.

Even Puerto Rico is about you ain't it Johnny.

 

[Optimus Prime]

But they're racists anyway so why do you care

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I bet Wu wishes this happened badly.

 

[Norvic]

But they're racists anyway so why do you care

Bull fucking shit.

I looked this up. The area where her parents used to live was not evacuated. They lost powerlines and suffered serious damage to roof tiling but, unless they were unlucky enough that a tree large enough to cause structural damage fell on their house, this is a massive exaggeration.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

Bull fucking shit.

I looked this up. The area where her parents used to live was not evacuated. They lost powerlines and suffered serious damage to roof tiling but, unless they were unlucky enough that a tree large enough to cause structural damage fell on their house, this is a massive exaggeration.

Are you saying Brianna is lying about the past?
Oh...

 

[Norvic]

Oh yeah, speaking of bullshit. Remember when Wu promised she was going to move to the 8th district when her lease was up a couple of months back?

The latest "classic sports car" photos clearly show she hasn't budged an inch. I guess going through the hassle of moving house for the sake of a clearly failing political campaign would have been a bit much.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Alright, finally coming back to see what Mr. Flynt's been doing. Can someone bullet point the highlights since I last checked the thread? That'd be around the moon rocks tweets.

 

[Norvic]

Alright, finally coming back to see what Mr. Flynt's been doing. Can someone bullet point the highlights since I last checked the thread? That'd be around the moon rocks tweets.

You really haven't missed much. If you really want to catch up, the Wu War Room forum has threads on all the main happenings.
The only notable things that really happened were:

• Wu designed a hilariously terrible logo that was roundly mocked on the internet.
• Wu went to Altconf on the campaign dime.
• Wu decided that she should raise funds by selling tickets to Star Wars. That's an ongoing drama that's likely to get funnier when the film is released and the event doesn't happen.
• Wu released the much ballyhooed Trumpzilla ad, it was just as risible as we all imagined.
• Wu openly said she was stepping up her fundraising game and was going to raise a million bucks in 3 months. She raised $5000.

That's about it.

 

[RockVolnutt]

You really haven't missed much. If you really want to catch up, the Wu War Room forum has threads on all the main happenings.
The only notable things that really happened were:

• Wu designed a hilariously terrible logo that was roundly mocked on the internet.
• Wu went to Altconf on the campaign dime.
• Wu decided that she should raise funds by selling tickets to Star Wars. That's an ongoing drama that's likely to get funnier when the film is released and the event doesn't happen.
• Wu released the much ballyhooed Trumpzilla ad, it was just as risible as we all imagined.
• Wu openly said she was stepping up her fundraising game and was going to raise a million bucks in 3 months. She raised $5000.

That's about it.

Thanks, I remember the logo and the stuff up to the Star Wars tickets.

 

[polonium]

Like I said, the key to killing Wu in public is to ask her to elaborate on her lies. Brianna is a creature so isolated from reality that she can't deal with anything other than praise and agreement from other people. One can only imagine how "fun" it was to work with John on a group project in college or an office environment like the internship with Lott.

I doubt John would go anywhere to be interviewed unless he was really sure of only getting softball questions, and nothing that challenged his narrative. Plus his followers are so invested in the emperor having nice new clothes that even if he was successfully ambushed, everyone not already aware of the lies upon lies would hand-wave it away anyway.