Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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It's a Southern thing; a lot of folks end up with first names that are family surnames a couple generations back, in addition to middle names being a female relative's maiden name.

It mentioned a certain "William Vardaman Flynt" in there. By any chance is Johnny related to notorious Jim Crow proponent and Governor of Mississippi James K. Vardaman? Because Googling Margie Katherine Flynt brings up references to Greenwood, MS, which Wikipedia quotes as Vardaman's home.
 
It mentioned a certain "William Vardaman Flynt" in there. By any chance is Johnny related to notorious Jim Crow proponent and Governor of Mississippi James K. Vardaman? Because Googling Margie Katherine Flynt brings up references to Greenwood, MS, which Wikipedia quotes as Vardaman's home.
Honestly, I wouldn't be shocked. Southerners are pretty reliable about leaving their family history in various public announcements (births, marriages, deaths) if you cared to check through some records. Maybe, maybe not, but it's worth a look.
 
The game in-episode was still better and farther developed than R60 ever was though.

My favorite was when an NPR person asked her how well it sold, she couldn’t give a number, and you could hear her “fusstration” that she wasn’t getting a pass on a simple question.
 
My favorite was when an NPR person asked her how well it sold, she couldn’t give a number, and you could hear her “fusstration” that she wasn’t getting a pass on a simple question.
Like I said, the key to killing Wu in public is to ask her to elaborate on her lies. Brianna is a creature so isolated from reality that she can't deal with anything other than praise and agreement from other people. One can only imagine how "fun" it was to work with John on a group project in college or an office environment like the internship with Lott.
 
Are you going to debate anyone, John?

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Like I said, the key to killing Wu in public is to ask her to elaborate on her lies. Brianna is a creature so isolated from reality that she can't deal with anything other than praise and agreement from other people. One can only imagine how "fun" it was to work with John on a group project in college or an office environment like the internship with Lott.

Alternatively, fact check Wu's lies and ask if the discrepancy can be explained. Wu shit a brick when I did that on Twitter and did everything to avoid giving me a straight answer, but never outright denying the initial questions of their validity in the process.
 
Re,tardation in politics: Now that we know that John Flynt is a tranny scamer, is donating to his campaign an abnegation of moral agency? I think so!

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Re,tardation in politics: Now that we know that John Flynt is a tranny scamer, is donating to his campaign an abnegation of moral agency? I think so!

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This is perfect, if Wu had the chance to more than just two votes, you could just rent a billboard at a busy street somewhere and put that tweet on there with a "Brianna Wu for Congress" beneath.
 
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Re,tardation in politics: Now that we know that John Flynt is a tranny scamer, is donating to his campaign an abnegation of moral agency? I think so!

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Wu conveniently skipped over the Dead Sea Scrolls in the original game, which explain that after all the land animals died out (Because of war or some nuclear apocalypse or rising ocean waters or whatever, point is if it ain't aquatic it's DEAD except for the fucking cat which somehow got Han-Solo-Carbonite-treatment-ed through the mass extinction of EVERYTHING), the sea creatures came to conquer the earth and evolved the ability to gain human(oid) forms somehow, but because they're actually made of pure ink as opposed to organic flesh or something. The "age of invertebrates" as the in-game lore goes.

Also, white is not a color option in Splatoon so you don't have any Mario Squids in the game anyway.

So, both in long and short, Wu has no fucking idea what they're on about since Bloops and Inklings are separated by several THOUSAND years of death and evolution.
 
Wu conveniently skipped over the Dead Sea Scrolls in the original game, which explain that after all the land animals died out (Because of war or some nuclear apocalypse or rising ocean waters or whatever, point is if it ain't aquatic it's DEAD except for the fucking cat which somehow got Han-Solo-Carbonite-treatment-ed through the mass extinction of EVERYTHING), the sea creatures came to conquer the earth and evolved the ability to gain human(oid) forms somehow, but because they're actually made of pure ink as opposed to organic flesh or something. The "age of invertebrates" as the in-game lore goes.

Also, white is not a color option in Splatoon so you don't have any Mario Squids in the game anyway.

So, both in long and short, Wu has no fucking idea what they're on about since Bloops and Inklings are separated by several THOUSAND years of death and evolution.


Can we get an "informatistic" rating?
 
Re,tardation in politics: Now that we know that John Flynt is a tranny scamer, is donating to his campaign an abnegation of moral agency? I think so!

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It will never stop being funny to me that rambling about children's games like some Game Theory knockoff is Wu's idea of appearing relatable to the average voter.

Wu conveniently skipped over the Dead Sea Scrolls in the original game, which explain that after all the land animals died out (Because of war or some nuclear apocalypse or rising ocean waters or whatever, point is if it ain't aquatic it's DEAD except for the fucking cat which somehow got Han-Solo-Carbonite-treatment-ed through the mass extinction of EVERYTHING), the sea creatures came to conquer the earth and evolved the ability to gain human(oid) forms somehow, but because they're actually made of pure ink as opposed to organic flesh or something. The "age of invertebrates" as the in-game lore goes.

Also, white is not a color option in Splatoon so you don't have any Mario Squids in the game anyway.

So, both in long and short, Wu has no fucking idea what they're on about since Bloops and Inklings are separated by several THOUSAND years of death and evolution.
Well, now that you've gone on a Splatoon lore rant, I feel slightly less autistic about pointing out that they're called Bloopers, not Bloop Bloops.
 
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