Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Has a single dime gone toward actually trying to get votes? As you mentioned, she hasn't paid for a database of voters in the district. I see no mention of a mailing to let people in the area know she's running. There haven't been any meet-and-greets. No purchase of lawn-signs, bumper stickers, buttons, etc to pass out in the area. She hasn't hired people to get signatures or help run the campaign. I'm guessing FEC rules are pretty loose on this stuff but don't you have to at least sort of pretend you're trying to get people to vote for you?

The only expense I see that could constitute an effort to get votes is the website. And that looks to mainly just be there to get money from people. She has a "Platform" page that barely mentions a platform along with a few stock photos. The one picture of Boston she put on it is of a park that's not even in her fucking district. Her "official announcement" page has one post and hasn't been touched in 10 months. What the fuck does she do in this $1000/month office?

Oh and she paid a friend of Frank's some money to help with a video that no one in her district probably saw. She didn't buy ads or anything for it. Just made a video to brag to some people not in her district.

Oh man! Can you imagine just how Counterproductive a Campaign Meet and Greet for a Wu would be? While Massachusetts and particularly the Boston area are the Bluest of Blue states, it's not Northern California. The locals are largely working class union types. Typically Irish and Italian backgrounds. With a low tolerance for the strange and bizarre, and a very limited filter regarding calling it out when they see it. The locals when faced directly with Wu will stand up and ask "WTF is that thing?" And "Is this a joke?" And outside of the Universities (which the locals largely have a love hate relationship with. ) they have a low tolerance for the PC thought police. The local voters will happily get behind a communist. They have an extremely low tolerance for freaks and weirdos.

I'm actually kind of excited to see what bullshit John comes up with to explain why he lost.

Will it be a GooberGobber conspiracy?

Will it be Trump?

Will it be misogyny in the system?

Will it be misogyny in the district 8 voters?

Or, will Flu simply drop off for a bit and write a book about how he lost?

Put me down for $10 on "the constant death threats have forced me to withdraw to insure the safety of my family. You all should be ashamed! Send me more victimbux!!!"
 
Do you think we'll get a resigned "well, I gave it my best shot" kind of thing around March time, or is she going to carry on pretending to the bitter end even when she doesn't appear on the ballot in October?
When in doubt, consult your writers' bible for "Brianna Wu", copyright John W. Flynt.

FAILURE
Being perfect doesn't mean that you automatically succeed in everything you do. Sometimes forces beyond one's control intervene and make success impossible. Writers wishing to explore scenarios like this on BRIANNA WU should keep in mind that BRIANNA only fails *upward*. For example, in Season 1 she starts out as an engineer in Giant Spacekat and metamorphoses into a CEO-chairwoman. When writing a scenario about overcoming failure, be sure to clearly delineate the path from this temporary setback to an ennobling, uplifting conclusion. This should wrap up within the confines of one episode - two-parters are reserved primarily for season finales and require approval from the showrunner, John Flynt.

So, my prediction is that John will be called away from the House campaign by something more "urgent". Maybe the world will desperately need an investigative journalist to cover women's issues in this post-Weinstein era.
 
Leave it to yet another creepy white man to ask specifically for female lawyers to contact him over the Twatter. Because laws are different depending on what gender you are.

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Fuck, why is Jonathan Haidt right about moral purity all the time?

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Leave it to yet another creepy white man to ask specifically for female lawyers to contact him over the Twatter. Because laws are different depending on what gender you are.

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Fuck, why is Jonathan Haidt right about moral purity all the time?

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So, Refinery29 thinks it's best to have a creepy man who fetishizes women to write an article on Weinstein?


Yeah, because I'm sure Cosby is the only sexual predator living in MA.
 
Most of the people living in MA-08 are thankful you don't live in theirs either.
This reminds me: what's the deadline for the Wus to move to (or rent a throwaway studio in) 8 to be actually be eligible to run there?

(bonus points if the studio shows up on an FEC filing)
 
This reminds me: what's the deadline for the Wus to move to (or rent a throwaway studio in) 8 to be actually be eligible to run there?

(bonus points if the studio shows up on an FEC filing)

It's not a requirement, just generally frowned upon if you don't.

There's only a state residency requirement that Wu already meets.
 
I don't want to harp on this, I really don't know much about him, but the guy I mentioned yesterday who is like Wu but qualified published his first set of FEC accounts today.

I've never run for any political office, but his campaign seems to conform to my common sense view of how this sort of thing goes.

He paid the state Democratic committee 3750 bucks for their voter database. I guess that option isn't available to Wu since she's not endorsed by the party, but she could still procure similar information from private companies. There's some expenses for accounting and a little bit of political consultancy, payroll for his core staff members and printing for his initial stock of literature and that's about it

Notably absent: Trips to California for irrelevant conferences, sandwiches and video cameras.

It's interesting to see what a real campaign from a first time candidate looks like when compared to Wu's disaster.
 
It’s going to be great watching John lose the election to other two white men. Even if it’s obvious he doesn’t really care anymore and is trying to raise as much money as possible for his scam, I know it’s going to be a huge downer for him after running his animation studio and gaming studio both into the ground.
 
It's not a requirement, just generally frowned upon if you don't.

If you don't, and your opponent even acknowledges your existence, which Lynch may never do, the first line in their ad is going to be "Who the hell is this person who doesn't even live in the district?"
 
By "helping" I assume you mean "doing fucking everything while you shitpost about him"

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"Audi TT content" what a fucking story

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I don't know much about re-painting cars or auto body repair, and I could be off-base, but I get the impression that painting on a dusty, debris ridden, dirt lot, probably isn't going give you that even, shimmering, "day it rolled off the lot" type of look. I might be misinterpreting the photo, but I am also pretty sure when you paint a car, you want to avoid getting paint on the windows. Again, I'm not an expert so i defer to John's expertise here.
 
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