Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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I'm struggling a little to understand the calculation behind Wu's campaign. They made this advert with campaign funds, but Wu seemed outright embarrassed by the end product - embarrassed enough to put a disclaimer on the front of it placing the blame on Frank. In the end, she basically did nothing to promote it, but Frank had Cory Doctorow put it up on boing boing to generate a few hits. It doesn't seem to have been released as part of a larger campaign push for visibility or donations, just chucked out on to the internet on a random day to die.

Is Wu stupid, or does she just not care? They're spending campaign money which isn't exactly plentiful, surely they anticipated some kind of return on investment. If the campaign truly is nothing but a slush fund for Wu to buy toys and travel, surely there was something better they could buy than a children's godzilla costume.
 
Norvic said:
I'm struggling a little to understand the calculation behind Wu's campaign. They made this advert with campaign funds, but Wu seemed outright embarrassed by the end product - embarrassed enough to put a disclaimer on the front of it placing the blame on Frank. In the end, she basically did nothing to promote it, but Frank had Cory Doctorow put it up on boing boing to generate a few hits. It doesn't seem to have been released as part of a larger campaign push for visibility or donations, just chucked out on to the internet on a random day to die.

Is Wu stupid, or does she just not care? They're spending campaign money which isn't exactly plentiful, surely they anticipated some kind of return on investment. If the campaign truly is nothing but a slush fund for Wu to buy toys and travel, surely there was something better they could buy than a children's godzilla costume.
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Frank bankrolls Brianna. Brianna is stuck doing whatever Frank wants or is out on the street. He is okay with Brianna acting a fool because Frank has all the leverage in this "relationship".
 
facepalm said:
Frank bankrolls Brianna. Brianna is stuck doing whatever Frank wants or is out on the street. He is okay with Brianna acting a fool because Frank has all the leverage in this "relationship".
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I gotta be honest, it doesn't seem to me that the person in this relationship who wasn't stomping around a low budget video while dressed in a Godzilla costume apparently designed by a spastic seven year old is the one who's "acting the fool."
 
facepalm said:
Frank bankrolls Brianna. Brianna is stuck doing whatever Frank wants or is out on the street. He is okay with Brianna acting a fool because Frank has all the leverage in this "relationship".
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Bri: "So I've proposed a campaign video that will outline my political beliefs, what I aim to do as a congresspe.."

Frank: "I WANT TO DRESS UP AS GODZILLA AND BEAT UP AN INFLATED TRUMP!"

Bri: "That's cute, but what does that have to..."

Frank: "Bitch, I'm paying for this, so either let me do what I want or it's back to that GameStop where I found you, GOT IT?"

Bri: "yes sir"
 
Mola Ram said:
I gotta be honest, it doesn't seem to me that the person in this relationship who wasn't stomping around a low budget video while dressed in a Godzilla costume apparently designed by a spastic seven year old is the one who's "acting the fool."
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Neither of them are acting.
 
ZKWNordman said:
Her goal is to be loved by the masses, to get money for nothing, to be respected for things she's never done, and to spend spend spend on senseless toys to fill the void that some part of her senses exists in her life.
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To the tune of Money for Nothing (original uncensored), by Dire Straits
(I want to
I want to sit to pee
I want to
I want to sit to pee
I want to
I want to sit to pee
I want to
I want to sit to pee)

Now look at that Zoë, that's the way you do it
Play the victim, claim misogyny
Don’t bother workin', that's the way to do it
Money for nothin', stuff a dick in me

Now I ain’t workin', ain’t the way I do it
But believe me, I’m an engineer
Also a journo, and politician
That gets in Nerf fights with a Chinese queer

I got my dick chopped for outside-in stuffin’
Now I lie about my history
I had to fight these bad Gamer Gaters
Because they all wanna rape me

See the gangly faggot with the Audi and the make-up
Yeah buddy, can’t brush my own hair
This loopy faggot got a weird chink’s Visa
This loopy faggot, I make kids run scared

I got my dick chopped for outside-in stuffin’
Now I bitch about misogyny
I had to fight these bad Gamer Gaters
Because they all wanna rape me

Got my dick chopped for outside-in stuffin’
Won the battle against chan Nazis
I had to fight these bad Gamer Gaters
Because they all tried to kill me

Don’t need to learn to code or model
Don’t need to learn about policy
And don’t you ever dare question anything I claim
Don’t need you to mansplain to me

And Donald Trump, you know that he’s a Klansman!
I’m bangin' out some tweets ‘bout white supremacy
No bother workin', that's the way I Wu it
Get my money for nothin' and Frank’s twig in me

I got my dick chopped for outside-in stuffin’
Now I lie about my history
I had to fight these bad Gamer Gaters
Because they all wanna rape me

Listen here
Don’t bother workin', that's the way I do it
Play the victim, call 'em all Nazis
Don’t bother workin', that's the way to Wu it
Money for nothin' and no dick on me
Money for nothin', Frank’s twig in me
Money for nothin', vote for me
Money for nothin', fuck the FEC

Money for nothin'
No dick on me
Money for nothin'
Frank’s twig in me
Money for nothin'
Vote for me
Easy, easy money for nothin'
Watch me REEEEE

(I want to
I want to
I want to sit to pee)
(Money for nothin', stuff a dick in me)
 
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I can't believe how well this turned out. It even has a tortured american flag in the background and the random supply shelf full of knicknacks. All it needs is the green tint and dialogue box.
 
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I can't believe how well this turned out. It even has a tortured american flag in the background and the random supply shelf full of knicknacks. All it needs is the green tint and dialogue box.
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If someone could convincingly photoshop a couple of Vault-Tec Bobbleheads onto the shelf this would go from great to legendary.
 
a_name_but_backwards said:
So frank has just called his wife a monster, right?
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What a terrible insult to Frankenstein's Monster, Dracula, the Wolf Man, the Creature from the Black Lagoon, the Xenomorph, Shub-Niggurath the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young, the Beast from Yucca Flats, and Jake and Sully.
 
OMG! That's like watching one of those classic SNL parody commercials from way back when they were funny. I mean you look at it and no way could it be real. All it's missing is "Paid for by the committee to re-elect Stephen Lynch" at the bottom. The IKEA shelf of anime dolls in the background just seals it as comedy.

a_name_but_backwards said:
So frank has just called his wife a monster, right?
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Every now and then the mask slips and the pleas for help or an ending slip out.

nets_awesome said:
You can still see the caked on dust though.
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Not to mention they're badly posed. I mean look at the Sailor Moon! It's like she just threw it on the stand with no thought to the articulation...

What? I notice these things...
 
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