Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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The constant flip-flopping between "Republicans and Democrats need to work together" and "FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEPUBLICANS THEYRE THE DEVIL" makes her look unhinged as fuck.
 
The blistering ad.

https://vimeo.com
(I wonder if Wu will EVER learn to upload shit as private until she's ready to announce it. Woman in tech, y'all.)

No mention of what she's running for, where she's running, who she's against, what her stances are (Other than reeeee Trump), or even what party she's representing, or that her "opponent" is representing the same party.
 
The blistering ad.

https://vimeo.com
(I wonder if Wu will EVER learn to upload shit as private until she's ready to announce it. Woman in tech, y'all.)

This ad is legitimately amazing on so many levels.

My favourite part is where Trump talks about how they're repairing the existing walls and Wu calls this "make believe".

Pictured below is the make believe Wall:

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Of course you should, John, and then write it off as a campaign expenditure, as always.

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Because people need to be reminded that you're a TRUE and HONEST serious candidate and not some LARPing twat.

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Imagine "Yeah, I ran a fake congressional campaign and scammed people out of a few hundred bucks" being the way you introduce yourself at parties. Except you never go to parties because everyone from your blood relatives outward hate your goblin ass.

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I don't think I've ever seen any politician, on any level, go so long without having a single video, or even picture interacting with any of their voters or community. How long does Brianna intend to hide at home playing video games and watching Netflix all day? I wouldn't be surprised if even her neighbors didn't know she was running for congress.

Because this was never ever about mounting a serious political campaign, and without Frank pulling the strings and doing the actual work fuck all gets done. as Wu runs for eighty billion miles on her treadmill and games like the lazy slob she really is.

It's very likely the 3spoony5me ad is the first "work" BriBri's done on the entire project so far and it's such a shittily lazy edit job that it beggars belief.
 
Because this was never ever about mounting a serious political campaign, and without Frank pulling the strings and doing the actual work fuck all gets done.

Bingo. This is just an attempt by Wu to appear like she's doing something, and get free money from the idiots that still delude themselves into thinking that Bri-bri isn't a talentless troon harpy. Wu barely leaves the house, so the chances of her actually going in public to meet with constituents and participate in a debate are below 0% percent.
 
The blistering ad.

https://vimeo.com
(I wonder if Wu will EVER learn to upload shit as private until she's ready to announce it. Woman in tech, y'all.)

Fucking spectacular. How do you fuck up titles?

The first 2 titles could have done with a soft fade-out rather than abruptly ending.

The middle titles are really hard to read. I'm not sure if it's because of the wonky way it's laid out, but I had no time to take in what was written (and one of them I'm sure comes and goes faster than the others).

The white text flip up/back down looks like a crappy PowerPoint animation. And why have a left align on the right hand side that says "I will". It looks terrible.

The template for the url title hasn't been properly adjusted. The motion keyframe position is off, meaning that the ".com" still shows instead of going behind the object that hides the text. This is usually what happens when you exceed the intended character limit for the template.

And in general, why would you have 3/4 different title animations, all with differing fonts, that pop up all in different positions of the screen?

I can almost guarantee that these were all title animations ripped off of a website or YouTube video, and I bet the title creators put in a disclosure saying to credit their work.
 
Text boxes like this appear a few times. This isn't how language works.
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The one positive is supportbrianna.com is a real website that works, but it's shown before it's even said why donations are needed, or what they're going for, or who Brianna's opponent is.
I don't think I've seen a worse designer than John, which is impressive. Even the most amateur designers know to put words in the order they're supposed to be read as.

It reminds me of the logo he did. Who can honestly look at that and think, "yeah, it's clear what this logo says and what it's supposed to sell"? I genuinely have no idea.
 
I really want to say that Wu is attempting to make a viral video instead of a campaign ad, maybe with the intent to get back into the mainstream media for it. The only problem I can find with this line of thinking is that the videos are so low effort and lacking in any sort of charm that they couldn't possibly ever be intended as a viral video. I can only conclude that Wu is aiming these videos at the sad 40+ male tech worker crowd that seems to make up his core demographic on twitter (going by the sheer number of bald dude profile pics who like his tweets) because he knows that he can reap a little bit of easy adulation from these people.
 
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