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What is even going on in the second tweet here? Since when does Ancestry "work" with people to identify their family? I thought you send in your DNA and then you get matches, I assume with various percentages of match (ie your parents should match you 50%, your grandparents 25% and so on). Also, if he's identified his grandfather, then he'd also have identified the children and certainly would be able to point out one of his parents pretty quickly. But also, since John is born in 77, I'd assume his grandparents would be likely to be born in the 1920s/30s, so his grandfather allegedly sent in his DNA to Ancestry??These are mutally exclusive claims. If the DNA hasn't been processed yet, he cannot identify his imaginary "family."
A better question is which family is John talking about here, his "adopted" (actually biological) family or his "real" (actually fictional) family? If it were the latter, then it would make sense that he wasn't mentioned in the obituary because I'm pretty sure families tend to stop referring to children given up for adoption as their own immediately, especially those given up as infants. If it were the former, then that's not typical practice, as pretty much all advice on the topic I found in a brief search suggested putting estranged members in the obituary to avoid drama. But why would Ancestry be sending him information on his "adopted" family when he was getting a reply about his DNA results?What is even going on in the second tweet here? Since when does Ancestry "work" with people to identify their family? I thought you send in your DNA and then you get matches, I assume with various percentages of match (ie your parents should match you 50%, your grandparents 25% and so on). Also, if he's identified his grandfather, then he'd also have identified the children and certainly would be able to point out one of his parents pretty quickly. But also, since John is born in 77, I'd assume his grandparents would be likely to be born in the 1920s/30s, so his grandfather allegedly sent in his DNA to Ancestry??
Why is John dreadful at lying?
Because he's addicted to lying. He tells so many lies he can't keep track of them. Also he's very stupid and thinks other people are as stupid as he is, so he doesn't even bother to make the lies plausible. And on Twitter, he's mostly correct. Most of the people willing to interact with him are flabbergastingly stupid, or willing to overlook his lies.Why is John dreadful at lying?
Because John spent so long getting away with it when he had anti-GG goons white knighting for him and turning a blind eye to even his most blatant lies.What is even going on in the second tweet here? Since when does Ancestry "work" with people to identify their family? I thought you send in your DNA and then you get matches, I assume with various percentages of match (ie your parents should match you 50%, your grandparents 25% and so on). Also, if he's identified his grandfather, then he'd also have identified the children and certainly would be able to point out one of his parents pretty quickly. But also, since John is born in 77, I'd assume his grandparents would be likely to be born in the 1920s/30s, so his grandfather allegedly sent in his DNA to Ancestry??
Why is John dreadful at lying?
What is even going on in the second tweet here? Since when does Ancestry "work" with people to identify their family?
Of course the immensely successful woman in games has a "team" behind her. What are you talking about?John pretends that he has a whole "team"
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I’m sure those voices in his head and his dogs count, right?!John pretends that he has a whole "team"
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I once watched Brianna walk down the street and she was such a sexy woman I came in my pants (I'm gay, btw)!You all need to stop being mean about John because his real Dad built the internet.
You all need to stop being mean about John because his real Dad built the internet.
That would explain a lot. John acts like a busy body nag like Tipper and used to resemble a wooden golem like Al before he got his faced hacked up to look like a melted Bratz doll.John is Al Gore's son?
This makes your userpic so much more disturbing.(I'm gay, btw)!
I do love railing butts.This makes your userpic so much more disturbing.