That and he is chronically unmployed and unemployable so he has lots of free time on his hands. John cracks me up with his "i'm famous" fantasy. He claims he is part of a massive celebrity network with tons and tons of friends. He currently has over 13,000 pctures upload to his twitter account which inadvertently tells the real story. There are only two people in those thousands and thousands of images. John and Frank.
Which always makes his claims of all the meetings he goes to and the friends he has even more hilarious. For someone who's apparently so important and famous that people are practically lining up to talk to him, he never posts a single picture with anyone but Frank. Not even Frank that much, all things considered, most of the time it's just another gormless selfie of his butchered face. Not only that, but nobody else ever seems to post any pictures with him either, and he makes very few video appearances. Outside of (RIP) Dollcast, he's barely appeared on video at all, and again, practically every time he does, he's alone.
Could it be that John is inflating his own self-importance? No, that'd be preposterous. It's not like we have evidence going back decades of his blatantly lying about how awesome and successful he is...oh wait:
This old resume is still a hoot. John made up that Socially Unconscious was anything but a total failure of a comic, to the point of not just being syndicated across multiple college newspapers (instead of only Millsaps, and eventually canceled from there), but
reprinted in a prestigious comedy magazine that had already shut down by the time he made this resume. He completely lied about his "animation studio," including such whoppers as having multiple revolutionary animation patents (he doesn't), personally creating hundreds of animation sequences (he didn't), and overseeing an entire staff to successfully manage the production of an animated film (only two others are on record as having been a part of the company, John's two co-founders; they both seem to have left soon afterward when they realized it was a waste of time, and no film was ever produced). And there are more lies everywhere you look, from inflating his academic credentials to his expertise in a variety of fields to possessing countless management roles, habits that would continue long into his troon years and still persist today.
Of course, John can disprove these allegations by simply providing some manner of proof that he is, in fact, meeting with all the important people he says he is. Gormless selfies on a plane or in a Starbucks do not count, John. Show us some actual evidence that you're doing anything. You're not still lying, are you?
