Not Dr. Evil
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It's the Harlan Ellison sequel no one asked for:My headcanon is that he saw John naked and has been compelled to scream ever since.
"I wanted a social role where I could act in a way that felt natural to me and I didn't have to hide my emotions all the time"
Never worried about pregnancy while dating, never had to change a tampon between professional meetings, never going to be a grandmother or a soccer mom.
It’s weird that a braggart like John, who cannot resist boasting about everything from plastic surgery to pinball machines, never talks about the marathons. I mean, he will say “I run 500 marathons a year,” but he never posts anything specific. Like, we never get, “Well, today’s the day! Off to run the [city] marathon!”"3,000 miles per year for a decade"
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"run marathons for fun frequently."
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I don’t want him in my bathroom, not because he’s a woman, but because he’s a mentally ill fantasist.No one wants you in either bathroom, John, Everyone clocks you as a weird skinnyfat man with a botched face.
Stay home.
Case in point. This elaborate fantasy life based on too many episodes of Sex and the City, when in reality he sat in front of a screen all day, arguing with people on Twitter and blocking out the sound of Frank screaming. “I had brunch with friends” is how a normal person would describe it, but John needs you to know that it was PROFESSIONAL WOMEN in a FANCY RESTAURANT."biology defines how they see womanhood." - John Walker Flynt
No, Kermit. Biology defines what womanhood actually is.
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Call me Mr Insensitive, but I feel like if that’s all it takes to make you top yourself, you just weren’t meant for this world.Have you considered chosing friends who are not retarded and wacked in the head?
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Ahh yes the famously stoic, strong but silent social role of "camp gay man""I wanted a social role where I could act in a way that felt natural to me and I didn't have to hide my emotions all the time"
John is really obsessed with the idea of men raping and assaulting him. Which is just dumb when it's easier (and legal!) to just point and laugh.
John really doesn’t like women except to use them as objects to prop up his narc fantasies. Notice how he contrasts women as dumpy moms who are fat from pregnancy with his glamorous life. Common with troons, especially the gay ones."biology defines how they see womanhood
I don't want him on my planet.I don’t want him in my bathroom, not because he’s a woman, but because he’s a mentally ill fantasist.