It's like Brianna wants to lose so that she can spend the entirety of 2019 talking about the shitlords of district 8 that went and voted for a WHITE FUCKING MALE then their woman savior.
It's like Brianna wants to lose so that she can spend the entirety of 2019 talking about the shitlords of district 8 that went and voted for a WHITE FUCKING MALE then their woman savior.
I'm like 75% sure he got bored with the idea sometime around March (or whenever he had the first big paperwork deadline), and now just can't figure out how to drop out without looking like an even bigger jagoff than usual.
Images are currently being bitchy because Null is too busy ramming dildos into every orifice he has.
On-topic: pretty incredible how no one on the Twatter wonders why John can't even post a picture of himself hanging out at a Memorial Day barbecue with one of his friends in the district (him having no friends notwithstanding).
I'm like 75% sure he got bored with the idea sometime around March (or whenever he had the first big paperwork deadline), and now just can't figure out how to drop out without looking like an even bigger jagoff than usual.
If Apple shits out some new hype at WWDC in a few days, there's a decent chance he gets caught up in something from that and just sets his campaign on cruise control (even more than it is now). Dropping out is another way to grab attention, so he's going to keep that in his cheap handbag right next to the ambien and wait until the most awkward possible moment to whip it out.
The 'Spice Boys' was a common joke of the time. I'd be surprised he didn't remember that, but then I remember his ambian addiction probably fried his memory.
It's like Brianna wants to lose so that she can spend the entirety of 2019 talking about the shitlords of district 8 that went and voted for a WHITE FUCKING MALE then their woman savior.
Apologies for the long reverse Twatter chain, but this was posted and baleeted during the night. Anyway, great Memorial Day John - when canvassing for votes, who needs to go out and meet veterans and their families? Those knuckle-dragging faggots are much better served by you sperging about the Spice Girls and Zelda.
Apologies for the long reverse Twatter chain, but this was posted and baleeted during the night. Anyway, great Memorial Day John - when canvassing for votes, who needs to go out and meet veterans and their families? Those knuckle-dragging faggots are much better served by you sperging about the Spice Girls and Zelda.
Why would a professional footballer's career be ruined by people calling him a cuck on Reddit? I'm not expecting Wu to know anything about sports given he thinks women can compete against men, but that's still exceptional.
I bet John was a big fan of the Spice Girls back in the day, maybe one of you lot can confirm one way or another.
I wonder which of them he most imagined being like, and what the more accurate description would be. Suggestions below, but I'm sure my fellow kiwis can do better.
Transpice
Spice Man
Lanky Spice
Wu-Gar and Spice
This Blue apron meal needs more Spice
It's not dust, it's Spice
Privileged Spice
Gut Spice
Covered in lice, married a rice (who was married twice) Spice
Actually just an out of shape 40 year old balding man Spice
I remember when the Spice Girls were a thing, and I'm around John's age. And let me tell you, the only people our age who cared about them -- a band that not only produced intensely forgettable music but who were also a blatantly obvious production of corporate thinking -- were either genuinely exceptional or deliberately weird.
I leave it up to the thousands of pages in these threads to let you figure out which applies to John.