Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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"Frankywu withdrew his name! Who DOES that?! <3 <3 <3"

Answer: John Larroquette did it almost 30 fucking years ago, genius. Not to mention all those actors who refuse Oscars, Emmys, and Tonys because they hate the idea of their art being reduced to a competition.

Frank's story, if anyone's interested. I'm sure our literary critics here will have a ball. http://archive.is/uD5hu
 
lol here's the dramatic ending of Karl the robot submarine that fell in love with a woman and raised an army of intelligent octopuses in her memory.

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Karl stared at the glob of grease on the tip of his finger, knowing that it would determine more than just his fate.

If he applied the glob, he would be free again to revel in the ocean’s wonders, free from the pain of Adaline’s death - but forever constrained by her commands, forever asking for permission that would never come.

If he wiped away the grease, he would condemn himself to an eternity of sadness. But he would be free, guided only by the consciousness she had given him.

He decided.

This would be his sacrifice. He would do what he thought was right.

He would not witness more death, but aid in the uplift of a race that would rule the planet.

He wiped away the grease.

He would love and remember Adaline.

Forever.
 
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Mola Ram said:
"Frankywu withdrew his name! Who DOES that?! <3 <3 <3"

Answer: John Larroquette did it almost 30 fucking years ago, genius. Not to mention all those actors who refuse Oscars, Emmys, and Tonys because they hate the idea of their art being reduced to a competition.

Frank's story, if anyone's interested. I'm sure our literary critics here will have a ball. http://archive.is/uD5hu
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There's an octopus sex scene. I shit you not. :cryblood:
 
Smutley said:
lol here's the dramatic ending of Karl the robot submarine that fell in love with a woman and raised an army of intelligent octopuses in her memory.
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Yeesh, that reads like something a 13 year old would write on their angelfire website in 1998.

How much of Frank getting an award for that schlock is that Analog has sunk in to mire since its glory days, and how much is the sci-fi dick sucking network?
 
Norvic said:
Yeesh, that reads like something a 13 year old would write on their angelfire website in 1998.

How much of Frank getting an award for that schlock is that Analog has sunk in to mire since its glory days, and how much is the sci-fi dick sucking network?
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Are any of you old enough to remember that Analog used to be a hard SF haven and one of the few places that still published that shit?
 
AnOminous said:
Are any of you old enough to remember that Analog used to be a hard SF haven and one of the few places that still published that shit?
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I remember when garbage like this wouldn't have been eligible for the Letters to the Editor page.
 
valis said:
She's Adrian Mole: a pompous, narcissistic bore who thinks he's an intellectual despite failing every exam he's ever sat.

She makes it really hard to believe 'Brianna Wu' isn't satire or performance art or something.
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Ha, that's a great comparison.

I'm sure if Sue Townsend were still alive, Adrian Mole would be a 40 year old troon at this very moment. She was good at keeping abreast of the culture of these sorts of wankers.
 
AnOminous said:
This chink is really pissing me off by doing that brain damaged scream face in literally every picture ever taken of him.
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If I hadn't seen that video of him mumblefucking his way through Brianna's verbal salad of campaign themes, I'd legitimately wonder if he had some kind of mandibular paralysis.
 
AnOminous said:
This chink is really pissing me off by doing that brain damaged scream face in literally every picture ever taken of him.
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Fine if it's his version of duck face and he does it for his transwaifu's twitter but it kind of diminishes the importance of the award when you look like a screaming tard while accepting it.
 
NotAKitty said:
There's an octopus sex scene. I shit you not. :cryblood:
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I am reading it. Because what better to do with my life?! And I can't shake off one thought:

My God, what a load of scientific babble wankery.....

It really reads like Frank took a stroll through Wikipedia and throws in all the fancy fish species, scientific lingo, word wankery, just to show off how incredibly smart he is.
 
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