Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Every time I see this thread is updated, it's like "What retarded thing has John said, now?"

Hamas literally had no hostages, they were all legally detained war criminals.
 
Stinkyboy said:
Every time I see this thread is updated, it's like "What retarded thing has John said, now?"

Hamas literally had no hostages, they were all legally detained war criminals.
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You can always count on John to say something completely retarded.

Troon is not a category John.

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Frankly, there are similarities between Goober Grape and "Terfs."

1. John is on the wrong side of both issues.

2. He tries to cosplay as the star of the show but he is irrelevant to the actual controversy.

3. He brings nothing of value to the conversation.
 
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ahh, classic John.
"which one is the BEST"
without any real use cases or concerns or sizing info or anything - just like a 5 year old...there is one universal BEST*

a few people chime in and John parrots some criteria he read. If he knew that experientially, he would have enough experience to know good ones.

of course, people mention some technique and good practices. And they try to reign in expectations
...but John isn't interested in THAT.
none of that can Frank buy


this guy has John's motivations figured out - not living room though - John wants to decorate his twitter feed. I think we are on the cusp of baker John..sorry BAXTER John, didn't mean to dehumanize John

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I've literally (as in actual literally, not internet literally which just seems to be an intensifier like very) had that kind of convo with little kids when I teach them a boardgame and they have to pick a character:
"which one is the best?, I want to play that one"

well, see that's the fun thing about good games, they are balanced, they are all equally good but you have to play each one differently.

"but which one is the best?"

John takes it to King of Tokyo level (I've had this convo) where all the characters play exactly the same, the character's cardboard standees just look different for fun

"which one is the best?, I want to play that one"

They are all the same, they all play exactly the same with all the same rules and nobody has special powers or anything. it's all the same

"but which one is the best?"
 
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
ahh, classic John.
"which one is the BEST"
without any real use cases or concerns or sizing info or anything - just like a 5 year old...there is one universal BEST*
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Dude could just look up baking sheets on The Wirecutter* like a normal person or find an old school baking forum of middle aged women to lurk on but he has to show off his consooming because that's all he has in life.

*They might not recommend the absolute best thing but 99% of the time their recommendations are good and functional.
 
Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
this guy has John's motivations figured out - not living room though - John wants to decorate his twitter feed. I think we are on the cusp of baker John..sorry BAXTER John, didn't mean to dehumanize John
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Yeah all I'm seeing is pans that have held up for 3 decades.

Just put down parchment paper or foil. Non-stick is never non-stick, they will always end up looking like shit.
 
Chickenpolar said:
Dude could just look up baking sheets on The Wirecutter* like a normal person or find an old school baking forum of middle aged women to lurk on but he has to show off his consooming because that's all he has in life.

*They might not recommend the absolute best thing but 99% of the time their recommendations are good and functional.
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“Oh these cost Frank me $800, but it was worth every penny. In fact, I might get two sets.” You’d think an expert cook like Brianna, who’s so good that HelloFresh steals his recipes, would know all about something as simple as baking trays.
 
Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
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ahh, classic John.
"which one is the BEST"
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Chickenpolar said:
but he has to show off his consooming because that's all he has in life.
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Tragi-Chan said:
“Oh these cost Frank me $800, but it was worth every penny. In fact, I might get two sets.”
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One of my favorite John cringe moments, itactually made me cringe, was John trying to suckup to his kokchop doctor on that disaster interview : John called his build-a-vag "Top of the Line"
John wants to pretend it's healthcare but he can't help himself -- when it comes down to it he relates to it in terms of luxury consumer products .
"FRANK FRANK. I want ALL the options, I want the AMG labia mods and the turboclit kit...and curb feelers"

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John, you are NOT in an awkwafina video

John's not that clever and he doesn't get the joke


all the surgeries and ozempic (oh, you know if he hasn't already he's gonna) and home gym gear isn't going to buy John out of his self-loathing of that fat gay guy he still sees in the mirror...which I would have sympathy for, BUT he projects it outwardly with spite and venom - and even when he lets it center on him, he makes his neuroses everyon else's problem to deal with
It's why he finds even his fellow "dolls" turn on him; regardless of your position on all that - John's just a tasteless, tactless cow
 
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
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Reminds me of his camera/lens bragging and how good(expensive) it was. Then all he does is take a photo of a disneyland restaurant or something.

I think Wu would really get off on having his own exclusive "fixer" that only deals in the best and serves only important people. It would be someone that can find the finest artisinal baking trays from french top kitchens and then sell him some old ass trays for $450 a piece. It's possible that Wu could be tricked into a The Emperors New Clothes situation but with consoomer goods.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
Reminds me of his camera/lens bragging and how good(expensive) it was. Then all he does is take a photo of a disneyland restaurant or something.
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Let's not forget his gen-you-wine rose anvil (those are the guys that cut shoes apart to quality check the build) super action camera strap that he saw in a movie and just had to have
when you are trying to get that shot of a Donald Duck bighead you might need to parkour up the epcot sphere to get the shot..or something
 
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