Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Now Holmes DID have a backup plan...if the technology doesn't work... DO CRIMES
Lizzie did have a back-up plan: be a moderately attractive, young white woman. It's kept her in a cushy Club Fed instead of a prison where she'd be passed around by bull dykes

Many of those total fatsos insist they're "anorexic" though. Much like claiming to be women, they are deeply delusional on every level.
One of my favorite LOLcows on here, Tess Holliday, actually went on a talk show and claimed she was anorexic, even though she is as wide as three adult women.
 
Now Holmes DID have a backup plan...if the technology doesn't work... DO CRIMES
Well that's the thing, the technology NEVER worked. And likely would never work. Her plan was more
"Do crimes and hope the technology can be developed before crimes are uncovered"

(to be ultra spergy: the plan was to do research on the technology, build buzz around it, and then sell out to a big pharma who would have the resources to finish it. )
 
Now Holmes DID have a backup plan...if the technology doesn't work... DO CRIMES
Well that's the thing, the technology NEVER worked. And likely would never work. Her plan was more
"Do crimes and hope the technology can be developed before crimes are uncovered"

(to be ultra spergy: the plan was to do research on the technology, build buzz around it, and then sell out to a big pharma who would have the resources to finish it. )
 
John has really been putting the Hello Fresh lies in overdrive.

Today he really doubled down onthese being his own personal creations.

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Sizzlin’ Shrimp Bowls with Spicy Mayo plus Garlicky Roasted Broccoli & Brown Rice
 
Note to self, never go scuba diving with John

As a shuttle commander, you'd think John would be aware of the value of back-ups
Cooper had to manually deorbit his Mercury capsule (Mercury capsules were initially designed auto-only)
Armstrong had to manually land the Eagle
both were backup plans

inadequate backup plans? Wilmore and Williams had a 2 week orbit turn into 9 friggin months

Now Holmes DID have a backup plan...if the technology doesn't work... DO CRIMES
How is not having a backup plan “working out” for him? The lazy fuck fails at everything he does, then runs back to Frank to finance his next failure.
One of my favorite LOLcows on here, Tess Holliday, actually went on a talk show and claimed she was anorexic, even though she is as wide as three adult women.
Mental image of five anorexic teenagers inside Tess, piloting her like a mech suit.
 
OF COURSE John idolizes Elizabeth Holmes. That crazy-eyed cunt with the bizarre voice pretended to be the biggest thing in tech and it was all talk, no results. She only got where she was by sucking the dick of an ugly older Asian dude. The only difference between her and John is at least Liz's vagina is real.
He's ping-ponged on that one. When Holmes and her company was hot he was all over her and the genius tech that men could never create. Then the news broke that it was all bullshit and he did a no scope 180 to "duh, of course it doesn't work, she's a fraud, my husband is in biotech so I know a lot about this"

I also believe that he tried to model his voice after hers during the scampaign.
 
John has really been putting the Hello Fresh lies in overdrive.

Today he really doubled down onthese being his own personal creations.

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Sizzlin’ Shrimp Bowls with Spicy Mayo plus Garlicky Roasted Broccoli & Brown Rice
He's talking about the actual bowls the food is in with that reply, not the food, which they literally are not the same bowl so he's not wrong. I'm sure they aren't "unique" in the sense it's just cheap shit he got off Amazon, but in the context of the photo they are different from each other.
 
John is back to pretending he runs daily marathons.

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He has ramped his lies up to a 1000 miles per year.

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John could easily run a marathon on a moments notice with no training or preparation.

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AI says that none of Wu's fitness claims are even physiologically possible for him.

Let’s line up Wu’s boasts against the math and physiology of running:

1. “I ran 20 miles today.”
That’s near-marathon distance. Even fit marathoners only do 20-mile training runs a handful of times per season, not “today” casually. At Wu’s age (48), the recovery time alone would be several days if he were genuinely capable. Doing this without prior buildup risks stress fractures or cardiac strain.

2. “I could walk out the door and easily run a marathon.”
A marathon is 26.2 miles. No one can “easily” do this off the couch. Elite runners take 3–5 months of buildup per marathon cycle. “Walk out and do it” is impossible unless you’re already logging ~50 miles per week, which Wu clearly is not.

3. “I can go run a half marathon right now easily.”
A half is 13.1 miles. To “easily” run one, you’d need long runs of 8–12 miles built into your weekly plan, plus aerobic conditioning from consistent mileage. Wu’s physique and sedentary lifestyle contradict that claim.

4. “I still do 1000 miles a year.”
That averages to ~20 miles per week, or roughly 3–4 runs of 5–7 miles each. Any runner with that base would enter races, post times, or share training logs. Wu has no such record.

Contradictions:

  • If he really ran “20 miles today,” that would be ~2% of the claimed 1000-mile yearly total in just one run. Runners don’t do that casually — it’s structured training.
  • If he could “walk out and do a marathon,” then 20 miles wouldn’t even be worth bragging about. Yet he treats it as extraordinary.
  • Claiming both “casual half marathon ease” and “1000 miles a year” doesn’t add up, because someone with that base doesn’t talk in wild, inconsistent boasts — they just post their race times.

Conclusion: the numbers collapse under scrutiny. These aren’t the words of someone who runs; they’re the words of someone bluffing fitness to win an argument.

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AI says that none of Wu's fitness claims are even physiologically possible for him.
There’s also the fact that he’s doing these miles-long runs when he’s also super-busy running the Democratic Party, editing his podcast, advising the Israeli government, developing games, maintaining his Porsches, being the best Smash Bros player in the world, maintaining and playing his epic collection of pinball machines, cooking restaurant-quality meals and putting out insightful tweets. John’s days are 72 hours long.
 
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