Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Not Dr. Evil]

His attitude is "I've got mine Jack." He's a ladder puller, sort of the opposite of the crabs in a bucket dudes.

Not a good look saying "do not diddle kids" is "hate speech."

John is obviously bipolar with borderline personality disorder features. Look how fast he ricochets back and forth at whiplash speed between:

1. Look how hot I am

and

2. I'm literally being marched to the gas chambers.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

John is obviously bipolar with borderline personality disorder features. Look how fast he ricochets back and forth at whiplash speed between:

Bipolar is characterized by having depressive and manic episodes for extended periods of time, not constantly bouncing between moods. Plus, I don't think Twitter is a metric to determine mental disorders since it's driven for quick dopamine hits. If anything, John is a junkie, constantly looking for that next hit be it elevating himself or (more likely) playing the biggest victim there ever was.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Frank got anotther poorly executed Hello Fresh kit Kermit.



Old Bay Salmon Cakes & Lemony Artichokes with Garlicky Potatoes, Arugula, & Lemon Aioli

 

[Stinkyboy]

How many miles do you think chicken leg John ran today? 50? 100?

 

[Ghostse]

Frank got anotther poorly executed Hello Fresh kit Kermit.

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Old Bay Salmon Cakes & Lemony Artichokes with Garlicky Potatoes, Arugula, & Lemon Aioli

Served on the cheapest feldspar bowls from amazon (I know because I have the same set)

 

[Richard Stabone]

It has been awhile since I looked up Wu but it is so incredibly funny to me that he decided to be a hardcore zionist at the precise moment that support for zionism cratered. One of the dumbest pivots a grifter has ever made. Like where do you even go with this in a few years when everyone hates Israel?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It has been awhile since I looked up Wu but it is so incredibly funny to me that he decided to be a hardcore zionist at the precise moment that support for zionism cratered. One of the dumbest pivots a grifter has ever made. Like where do you even go with this in a few years when everyone hates Israel?

He also decided to become a trans advocate just when public opinion was turning against troons. It’s like he subconsciously wants to be hated.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

He also decided to become a trans advocate just when public opinion was turning against troons. It’s like he subconsciously wants to be hated.

You may be onto something important here. John's whole schtick is to cosplay as the biggest victim ever. That would certainly explain the timing of his decisions.

 

[Baggywrinkle_v2]

You may be onto something important here. John's whole schtick is to cosplay as the biggest victim ever. That would certainly explain the timing of his decisions.

Of course this is the reason. John is comparing himself to a holocaust victim:

See how much he is suffering for all trannies and Jews? He's on a course to becoming the biggest martyr since Jesus.

I don't think Jesus was this much of a cunt though.

John did find a new friend in Elizabeth Holmes though. Not surprised he idolizes her:

He's just so proud of getting noticed by his patron saint of scammers:

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

OF COURSE John idolizes Elizabeth Holmes. That crazy-eyed cunt with the bizarre voice pretended to be the biggest thing in tech and it was all talk, no results. She only got where she was by sucking the dick of an ugly older Asian dude. The only difference between her and John is at least Liz's vagina is real.

 

[King Dead]

OF COURSE John idolizes Elizabeth Holmes. That crazy-eyed cunt with the bizarre voice pretended to be the biggest thing in tech and it was all talk, no results. She only got where she was by sucking the dick of an ugly older Asian dude. The only difference between her and John is at least Liz's vagina is real.

It's also an incredibly stupid quote and idea. Backup plans are simply common sense for any major plans in your life; obviously you want your main goal to succeed, but if it doesn't, you at least want some way to pivot and get close to what you want. Not to mention that in any kind of product development, you're going through countless iterations and alternatives before you settle on your final production.

But hey, it's not like Elizabeth or John feel like they ever had any need of backup plans. In Liz's case, it was simply to make off with the bag before investors caught on that she was scamming them; for John, once he found Frank to bankroll any of his stupid ideas, he was set for life. I'll bet Liz probably now wishes she had a backup plan that didn't end up with her losing everything, going to white collar jail, and becoming an iconic example of tech scams, though. #girlboss indeed.

 

[AnOminous]

It's also an incredibly stupid quote and idea. Backup plans are simply common sense for any major plans in your life; obviously you want your main goal to succeed, but if it doesn't, you at least want some way to pivot and get close to what you want.

Men like John are completely incapable of understanding pragmatism.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Of course this is the reason. John is comparing himself to a holocaust victim:

Yeah, fair enough, sounds like it’s for the best. Off you go then.

 

[Ghostse]

John did find a new friend in Elizabeth Holmes though. Not surprised he idolizes her:

Holy fuck. Two people incapable of learning a fucking thing. Beautiful.

Holmes really, really should have admitted to herself she wasn't going to succeed. She got dicked down by multiple curries and is in Club Fed until 2032. that is not what winning looks like.

I'm also sort of curious how Holmes is tweeting from Federal Prison (or more specifically responding to small time e-celebs)

Of course this is the reason. John is comparing himself to a holocaust victim:

John, can I suggest you just leave life all together and 41%?

 

[Izdaja Slika]

"Something else that's nearly universal with trans girls is anorexia".

Um I'ma need some receipts on that claim because I have witnessed more than my fair share of obese brickhons.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"Something else that's nearly universal with trans girls is anorexia".

Um I'ma need some receipts on that claim because I have witnessed more than my fair share of obese brickhons.

I think this is another of those instances where John declares that most troons are faking it and it’s only him and the troons he likes that are genuinely trans. And since the troons he likes are skinny self-mutilating HSTSs, I can believe that BY HIS STANDARDS, all the troons are anorexic.

Of course, as we know, John was also a big fat jelly-wobbly bastard well into adulthood, so this is yet another instance of John elbowing his way into a group and acting like he was always a central part of it.

It’s kind of sad. It shows that behind the bluster, John is filled with self-loathing, feelings of inadequacy and jealousy. But rather than try to improve himself through hard work and self-discipline, or accept himself, he tries to brute force his way into being the people he’s jealous of.

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

"The scale says 140 and I'm 5'9", but I know I'm super fat and need to keep losing weight!"

"No, you're actually not fat at all and you look it. You just have a mental disorder that makes you see yourself as different than what you really are. You are objectively not fat and you need to eat more not less."

"I also look in the mirror and see a man, but I know I'm actually a woman!"

"That's true, you are really a woman. You have a physical disorder that makes your body be male despite you actually being female! Here's a list of surgeries and medicine you must take or you will kill yourself."

Not that I believe him, but if someone did have both issues I could see why it might be difficult to treat them while sticking to his affirmation demands.

 

[Grander Fucktard]

This might be a new favorite. It's awesome when John takes the lying by omission approach


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here's another fun one


yeah, John did extensive testing when crafting the recipe


[ed: I redacted my reply to line and just moves the replies up]

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

John did find a new friend in Elizabeth Holmes though. Not surprised he idolizes her:

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He's just so proud of getting noticed by his patron saint of scammers:
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Note to self, never go scuba diving with John

As a shuttle commander, you'd think John would be aware of the value of back-ups
Cooper had to manually deorbit his Mercury capsule (Mercury capsules were initially designed auto-only)
Armstrong had to manually land the Eagle
both were backup plans

inadequate backup plans? Wilmore and Williams had a 2 week orbit turn into 9 friggin months

Now Holmes DID have a backup plan...if the technology doesn't work... DO CRIMES

 

[AnOminous]

Um I'ma need some receipts on that claim because I have witnessed more than my fair share of obese brickhons.

Many of those total fatsos insist they're "anorexic" though. Much like claiming to be women, they are deeply delusional on every level.

"The scale says 140 and I'm 5'9", but I know I'm super fat and need to keep losing weight!"

"The scale says 500 and I'm 6'2". I'm a woman and I'm practically starving to death!"

I also like that John thinks publicly embarrassing himself with pathetic larping and vanity projects paid for by a gay screaming chink means he's in "public life."