Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Not Dr. Evil]

John has no idea how sex hormones actually work.



What work? You are unemployed Kermit.

There is no "data" that supports your delusions John.

 

[Grander Fucktard]

The next round of unecessary fetish surgeries begins tomorrow.

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This is the second mention of cupcakes.
I remember when John was a red beans n rice guy
it's more of the typical John : Chicks like tea parties and shit. So now I'm a little girl who likes cupcakes and crumpets tee hee

"Mississippi trash" is the first honest statement Wu has made in years.

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Yes, John most of the rednecks you played with as a kid got a quarter mil to start a biz in their teen years when they moved out of the doublewide
and after getting addicted to trucker-meth, all the hillbillies and negros go to Tiger Wood celebrity rehab

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

This is the second mention of cupcakes.
I remember when John was a red beans n rice guy
it's more of the typical John : Chicks like tea parties and shit. ISo now I'm a little girl who likes cupcakes and crumpets tee hee



Yes, Jphn most of the rednecks you played with as a kid got a quarter mil to start a biz in their teen years when they moved out of the doublewide
and after getting addicted to trucker-meth, all the hillbillies and negros go to Tiger Wood celebrity rehab

And they all get silicone injections in their ass.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

I s'pose we could get on top of this.
Step right up ladies and germs...place your bets on when John is going to announce, by popular demand, that he's throwing his hat back in the ring for congress.


He's def been telegraphing his eventual aspiration

as much as I'd think it'd be extra funny, I don't think even John is crazy enough to think he can make that jump straight to the senate off the bat following two crashes for the house
...but hope springs eternal

 

[Grander Fucktard]

And they all get silicone injections in their ass.

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what happened to the You're an anonymous account without a photo you twitter plebbie deal?

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

as much as I'd think it'd be extra funny, I don't think even John is crazy enough to think he can make that jump straight to the senate off the bat following two crashes for the house
...but hope springs eternal

John has terrible timing on his senate campaign. Elizabeth Warren and Ed Markey just started new six year terms this year.

 

[Rancid Xylitol]

I s'pose we could get on top of this.
Step right up ladies and germs...place your bets on when John is going to announce, by popular demand, that he's throwing his hat back in the ring for congress.


He's def been telegraphing his eventual aspiration

I might be wrong, but doesn't someone need to be likable to be a senator? From what I know, Wu's crowning achievements are a broken PC game and a PAC that uhhh... maybe did stuff?
In what world does Wu get elected by the majority of a state's voters?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I might be wrong, but doesn't someone need to be likable to be a senator? From what I know, Wu's crowning achievements are a broken PC game and a PAC that uhhh... maybe did stuff?
In what world does Wu get elected by the majority of a state's voters?

You are forgetting about all the top secret back channels that John has, where he totally discusses policy with Very Important People.

For some reason, we never hear from these Very Important People publicly or really see any proof of him being a "Democratic Operative".

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

I might be wrong, but doesn't someone need to be likable to be a senator? From what I know, Wu's crowning achievements are a broken PC game and a PAC that uhhh... maybe did stuff?
In what world does Wu get elected by the majority of a state's voters?

Oh you poor deluded soul...Not in the Wuniverse you don't

Do you need to be a member of the state bar or have a law degree to be a lawyer? Not in the Wuniverse you don't

Do you need to have gotten a degree to have a degree? Not in the Wuniverse!

Do you need to race motorcycles to be a motorcycle racer? Not in the Wuniverse!

It's a place of never-ending achievement where reality dare not tread

 

[Grander Fucktard]

In what world does Wu get elected by the majority of a state's voters?

Depends on turn-out. If only construction workers show up to vote...well, they are widely known to catcall from the girders they are installing "we believe in you Brianna!" whileshe's on her typical morning 90 mile run

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Depends on turn-out. If only construction workers show up to vote...well, they are widely known to catcall from the girders they are installing "we believe in you Brianna!" whileshe's on her typical morning 90 mile run

that's the old Brianna. Now they can't handle her ultra-sexuality and spank it on the unfinished 30th floor. Brianna catwalks through the shower of spooge like it's a shampoo commercial

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

that's the old Brianna. Now they can't handle her ultra-sexuality and spank it on the unfinished 30th floor. Brianna catwalks through the shower of spooge like it's a shampoo commercial

Strange that no video exists of John's daily 90 mile runs.

He filmed himself running through an airport in Israel and editorialized the whole thing,

John Runs Through the Airport

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

right now Andy Ngo is in Portland stroking it while he's huffing Bri Bri's mandible that she dropped like a victorian handkerchief

 

[Grander Fucktard]

right now Andy Ngo is in Portland stroking it while he's huffing Bri Bri's mandible that she dropped like a victorian handkerchief

mandible !?!
That's dehumanizing. You are trying to remove Brianna from public life!!! It's proof you are a Muslim!

 

[Grander Fucktard]

Strange that no video exists of John's daily 90 mile runs.

He filmed himself running through an airport in Israel and editorialized the whole thing,

John Runs Through the Airport

I like the one where he "thinks we're under attack" so gets out with a selfie stick and realizes it is a memorial exercise..which, as lauded Israeli historian and "zionisms strongest soldier" you think he would have known

(oops, sorry for double post, different sub-topics tho)

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Shouting at strangers on the internet is the opposite of "talking like an adult."



Secure people don't hack off chunks of their mandible and post pictures of it on the internet.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Doesn't he walk a half marathon every day? Why doesn't he have glutes already?

 

[AnOminous]

"Mississippi trash" is the first honest statement Wu has made in years.

Also like he has friends.

I kinda wonder if he was more "prison bi" sort of like my old dog who we nicknamed humperdink

I wouldn't call that prison bi so much as he viewed himself as a god who could conquer anything and was bound by no rules.

This bit of doggerel by famous novelist Kilgore Trout (actually Philip Jose Farmer using Vonnegut's fictional novelist as a nom de plume) explains the mentality.

Simon picked up his banjo, tuned it, and then said, “Bruga put the whole philosophical question in a single poem. He called it Aphrodite and the Philosophers. I’ll sing it for you.”

The world we see, said Socrates,
Is only shadows, a crock, a tease.

Young Leibniz said we all are monads.
He lacked connection with his gonads.

Old Kant did run his life by clock.
Tick Tock! He lacked, alas, a cock.

Nor knew that his Imperative
Was horse’s laughter up a sleeve.

If Cleo’s nose had been too short?
If Papa Pharaoh’d named her Mort?

Would then have risen Caesar’s bone?
Or did it have a will its own?

It swelled, we know, at sight of Brutus.
He’d shove his horn up all to toot us.

Imperator, he’d screw the world.
The hole’s the thing, if boyed or girled.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Here we have at least an implied admission that John's "voice problem" is completely made up and it was used as cover for more fetish surgeries.

Is Kermit giving up his Shekel addiciton?

 

[Grander Fucktard]

I wouldn't call that prison bi so much as he viewed himself as a god who could conquer anything and was bound by no rules.

This bit of doggerel by famous novelist Kilgore Trout (actually Philip Jose Farmer using Vonnegut's fictional novelist as a nom de plume) explains the mentality.

Sounds a lot like "I'll fuck anything that moves" prison bi
I've had to work around those guys to make money for school (commercial roofers are the worst,they are all felons just killing time between stints) - they are wired like that where laws don't REALLY apply to them (any fitting in they are doing is just short term tactics to til you can wriggle out from under the man's thumb). and the shit that goes on isn't about being lonely or just needing to bust a nut like a 13 year old. It's not sex,it's fucking
Later in life my neighbor was a psychiatrist in the CA penal system and his assessment was after abt 5-6 yrs old it was hopeless, that's the world they were raised in,that was their reality : laws are just weapons some of your enemies the cops use, other enemies the noncops will steal your drugs and money and disrespect you and blah blah. In the end there's just fucking - fucking their ass, fucking them up, fucking their women, fucking em over...do it to them cause they'll do it to you it's all just fucking

never ever work commercial roofing, they are too fucking crazy