"AND THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OTHERWISE [BECAUSE I SAID SO , AND NOT BECAUSE IT IS ACTUALLY TRUE]"
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John unintentionally saying the quiet part out loud: there really is nothing for him in this "fight" because he has Frank's money to take care of any stupid desire he has.
I've said it many times that John has had one of the most privileged lives anyone could ask for, especially considering his constant fuckups. Born into a family that was wealthy enough to let him pursue his passions, to the tune of dropping $200k on an animation studio that produced nothing, John spent 28 years and countless dollars providing nothing of value. He was given opportunity after opportunity that others could only dream of, from legacy admissions to DC internships, and squandered all of them. The gravy train only ran out because he screeched at them about his trooning out, to which they rightfully cut him off.
And then a couple years later, he meets Frank, another excessively wealthy man who sees...something in John, something we still have yet to fully determine. Frank pays for countless surgeries to cobble a "woman" out of John, funds every vanity project he comes up with (Rev60, the scampaign, the "journalism"), and buys him tons of expensive shit (
multiple Porsches, over a dozen pinball tables, video and tabletop games out the wazoo, 3D printers, every top-of-the-line Apple product). And the best part: he has to do
nothing for it. Frank doesn't seem to care that he's sunk millions of dollars into this retard and gotten nothing out of it; if he did, John would be in a load of trouble.
By all accounts, John could and should be leading a happy life to himself, surrounded by all his expensive bullshit. He's a man who wants for nothing, and could simply live out the rest of his days enjoying the fruits of another man's labor (as much labor as a patent agent can do, anyway). Instead, his narcissistic need for fame and importance drives him to leap headlong into the public eye and make a complete ass of himself again and again, hoping that this time he'll finally be recognized as the stunning and brave woman he believes himself to be. And since he's John, he has to move on to another venture as soon as his latest fails (how's Dollcast doing, John?), ensuring we'll continue to have a supply of his antics to laugh at.