Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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No, actually, what I remember is a tense situation where Private L. Jenkins was brutally killed off just to let you know what kind of game this is, fighting through the mysterious geth, seeing Saren shoot Nihilus in the back of the head, Shepard getting strange memories from a beacon, and then having to explain all that to the Council. And that was just the first HOUR!

Yeah but it didn't have a woman who used to be named 'Stephan' until she decided that wasn't who she was; so she turned into "Hailey" and became a complete successful as a (totes female!) explorer. So Andromeda has that going on.
 
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As a woman I don't care about a woman having an office in the white house. Who cares about women being supported?
 
"This game has my trust."

I bet she lost votes because of this.

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I believe she is trying to defend her own game, which we all know has objectively bad graphics.

"You have to trust the game not to be shit despite what you've seen that is telling you otherwise."

How about no, Brianna? How about fucking no.
Called it!
Brianna will be like:
"I don't know what everyone is complaining about! All the facial animations in Mass Effect Andromeda seem perfectly normal to me! *snarl-snarl*"
The fact that she hasn't relegated all her political reee-ing to another account is really starting to show. I wouldn't vote for someone who feels the need to tweet thier opinion on the newest vidya from their professional account.
 
No, actually, what I remember is a tense situation where Private L. Jenkins was brutally killed off just to let you know what kind of game this is, fighting through the mysterious geth, seeing Saren shoot Nihilus in the back of the head, Shepard getting strange memories from a beacon, and then having to explain all that to the Council. And that was just the first HOUR!

Let's not forget the thing that won me over on Eden Prime: the Geth's incredibly fucking metal ELECTRO ZOMBIES!

But the whole "the first 15 hours of ME1 were terrible!" thing bugs me for a couple reasons, one because of the Andromeda mess, the other Wu-specific.

First, this is pretty much a perennial argument made by defenders of the Star Wars prequels: pretending the original trilogy was just as flawed as the prequels. That tells me Andromeda probably really is a trainwreck.

But as far as Brianna Wu is concerned -- the first 15 hours? That's about half the game! Did she forget the details of the original ME, or what? It's not Skyrim or Inquisition; it's actually a relatively brief game, as RPGs go. And Virmire is nearly the climax of the game, depending on how you play it; there's really not much left afterward.

I don't know if this tweetstorm is more a desperate attempt to polish the Andromeda turd or just unintentionally revealing of how ignorant John actually is of the series that he ripped off for his shovelware. Maybe both.
 
This really shouldn't be a surprise by now.

I mean, come on man. The most intelligent thing to ever come out of Johns lipless mouth is Franks sweet and sour cocktail sausage.

Everything John does reveals how ignorant he is. It's like his whole world is shaped around anime.
 
Let's not forget the thing that won me over on Eden Prime: the Geth's incredibly fucking metal ELECTRO ZOMBIES!

But the whole "the first 15 hours of ME1 were terrible!" thing bugs me for a couple reasons, one because of the Andromeda mess, the other Wu-specific.

First, this is pretty much a perennial argument made by defenders of the Star Wars prequels: pretending the original trilogy was just as flawed as the prequels. That tells me Andromeda probably really is a trainwreck.

But as far as Brianna Wu is concerned -- the first 15 hours? That's about half the game! Did she forget the details of the original ME, or what? It's not Skyrim or Inquisition; it's actually a relatively brief game, as RPGs go. And Virmire is nearly the climax of the game, depending on how you play it; there's really not much left afterward.

I don't know if this tweetstorm is more a desperate attempt to polish the Andromeda turd or just unintentionally revealing of how ignorant John actually is of the series that he ripped off for his shovelware. Maybe both.
Keep in mind this is a person who thinks Renegade!Shepard is the one true hero of the game, morally just and a perfect example of a beloved leader.
 
BEHEAD those who make John feel bad!

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I'm sure her opponent, who actually did something useful with his life and got himself a JD, would explain that it isn't treason unless the US is actually at war with Russia. I'd love to watch Wu screech "MANSPLAINING!" at him.
 
I'm sure her opponent, who actually did something useful with his life and got himself a JD, would explain that it isn't treason unless the US is actually at war with Russia. I'd love to watch Wu screech "MANSPLAINING!" at him.

I legitimately want to see this clownshow get far enough for John to get into a debate with Lynch just to see that very thing.

EDIT: Just out of curiosity, was it TREASON, with the death penalty on the table, when Teddy Kennedy, Senator from John's current home state of Massachusetts, went to the Soviet Union to enlist help in beating Reagan in '84?
 
It's OK, while on death row Paul Manafort will transition into Pauline and Wu will be all "Clemency for Pauline! Please RT"
 
The fact that she hasn't relegated all her political reee-ing to another account is really starting to show. I wouldn't vote for someone who feels the need to tweet thier opinion on the newest vidya from their professional account.

Check out the differences between her "professional" and personal account.

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With only a bit over 300 tweets since December 2014, Brianna uses her personal twitter very little, possibly only for venting and asspats.

She also has less than 800 followers, and when you compare that to her 66k followers on her professional twitter, the answer is obvious: she's posting her vidya and off-topic sperging there because she knows more people will see it. She wants the attention, even when it makes her look amateur and downright bad.
 
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