Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Ronald Crump]

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Now all it needs are some fake eyelashes.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I'm not paranoid, the damn Ruskies are everywhere!!

Well nobody tell her the reds are the ones behind gamer gate.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

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Nothing oozes integrity like a candidate for Congress drooling over the new iPhone color.

 

[The Flynt's Stones]

Nothing oozes integrity like a candidate for Congress drooling over the new iPhone color.

Not. Another. Dime.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I'm pretty sure Wu is just an extremely low information voter who thinks talking to or working with the Russian government is a crime as a private entity not running for office.

>Wu
>a voter

 

[AnOminous]

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I'm sure the voters are really excited. These Chinese slave labor phones in a new color will do a lot for American workers.

>Wu
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Voting is for the little people. Peasants. Not American royalty like John Walker Flynt.

 

[Mola Ram]

Nothing oozes integrity like a candidate for Congress drooling over the new iPhone color.

One of the great things about John announcing his candidacy so absurdly early is because of his total inability to stay off Twitter, there are going to be legions of dumbfuck pop culture things he'll be sperging about between now and the proper start of election season. Think about it: all the Marvel movies, the Mass Effect Andromeda mess, the new Star Wars, the new Star Trek (if he's into that), whatever Mac is getting up to, and of course the regularly scheduled SJW freakouts over pointless minutiae. The few people who are taking him seriously now (including the sainted New York Times) are going to look like bigger fools than ever as it becomes obvious this was never someone to treat as an actual candidate.

 

[Elbe]

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Wu - The Honest Choice

 

[Particle Bored]

So where was the townhall John claimed he'd hold today?

He misspoke. "Torn hole," not "town hall."

 

[smackpops]

gamergate was paid by the russians to rent the venue out before wu had a chance to rent it for the townhall.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

ANYWAY HOW IS YOUR SEX LIFE

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

What a story, John

 

[Mola Ram]

 

[Red Dragon]

If anyone showed me that picture, I would dismiss it as a joke.

Way to go, Bribri, wasting money on memes.

 

[Particle Bored]

I'm not paranoid, the damn Ruskies are everywhere!!

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Ahahaha... Alex Jones, Russian secret agent.

"It's not 'influencing,' it's just 'backchannelling'"

ANYWAY HOW IS YOUR SEX LIFE

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Let's see how many ME:A tweets we get over the next 8 hours (in the middle of a workday, during her busy campaign).

 

[FatNero]

ANYWAY HOW IS YOUR SEX LIFE

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"I buy dvds and discs, because as an engineer I enjoy outdated, slow, inefficient and wasteful physical media."

 

[Francis York Morgan]

ANYWAY HOW IS YOUR SEX LIFE

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Must be great to be able to waste money on items just to show everyone how "cool" and "quirky" you are.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Hmm hold a townhall and talk to constituents or play vidya and sperg on twitter.

 

[Kiras left nipple]

pretty sure you would be fucked then...even your imaginary staff...

 

[Optimus Prime]

ANYWAY HOW IS YOUR SEX LIFE

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Before anything else, I love how the cover says it's a comedy - I mean, it is, but only because it's such a poorly done tragedy about a guy who is betrayed by everyone he trusted. I think. Movie isn't too clear on that.

Anyway, should I be surprised that, instead of going to the store to get the Deluxe Edition that just hit shelves, Wu took the lazier route and ordered it online? Further proof Wu can't fucking drive or risk being seen in a way that shows they can't drive.