Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Chan the Wizard]

Brianna will be like:
"I don't know what everyone is complaining about! All the facial animations in Mass Effect Andromeda seem perfectly normal to me! *snarl-snarl*"

TBH I kind of want Andromeda now to see if I can recreate Flynt. The only real question is if the male version has the long dangerhair option.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Brianna will be like:
"I don't know what everyone is complaining about! All the facial animations in Mass Effect Andromeda seem perfectly normal to me! *snarl-snarl*"

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

She looks like she interacts with other people the way Dwight does in The Office when they're trying to teach him how to listen to women:

 

[CervixHammer]

Spoiler: seems like an appropriate time to just leave this here

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Spoiler: seems like an appropriate time to just leave this here

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Oooooh. Not that any of them are good, but bottom-left is proof positive you can't cut the 40-something gay man off yourself, no matter the money, surgery or effort put in.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Oooooh. Not that any of them are good, but bottom-left is proof positive you can't cut the 40-something gay man off yourself, no matter the money, surgery or effort put in.

Not a single one even looks like a woman. He needs to funnel some of those campaign dollars to more facial surgery.

 

[melty]

Bob isn't in Boston proper, he lives in an outer suburb.

Isn't most of Boston an outer suburb? I don't think I have ever met anyone who actually lived in Boston proper. Its sort of small for a city.

 

[Twinkly Camel Toes]

Well goddammit Wu heard the call!

Could you imagine this mess trying to argue with Gowdy or Chaffetz in a hearing? Could be a treasure trove of endless laughs.

 

[El Porko Fako]

He needs to funnel some of those campaign dollars to more facial surgery.

No need to use campaign funds. He's got a 1400 dollar/month Patreon to bleed dry. What else would he possibly do with his Patreon money? Make games?

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I'm surprised Wu is letting Bernie mansplain what we need in politics.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Brianna will be like:
"I don't know what everyone is complaining about! All the facial animations in Mass Effect Andromeda seem perfectly normal to me! *snarl-snarl*"

Goddammit Bioware...

 

[Luigi]

For those who aren't video game nerds here's what they're talking about:

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6MEKM2amQ2E

When did EvaXephon get hired by Bioware

 

[pandawan]

Wu's catching heat about something

Spoiler

 

[Chemical snorfare]

Has no one ever mentioned to these spergs that twitter has a 140 character limit?

 

[Mola Ram]

A quick scan of Twitter shows this Caitlin McKenna is at least as big a lefty as Brianna, so already they're starting to eat their own (or at least wake up to the fact that John is a complete joke and scumbag). LOL at "potential legislator," though.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

HOW DO I PUBLIC POLICY

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

HOW DO I PUBLIC POLICY

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Spoiler

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/8d/4d/6b/8d4d6b3b89eaccb4d357ba86f30b4244.jpg

 

[XYZpdq]

HOW DO I PUBLIC POLICY

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Somebody needs to retitle and host some shit like Goldstein's Manifesto from 1984, The Prince, and, I dunno... that thing about why the Irish should eat their babies.

And make them all written by "Susyn-Jon Shabazz" or some stupid name that Wu won't question.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

HOW DO I PUBLIC POLICY

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"I mean I would read all of them, but my Pokédex won't complete itself!"

 

[NQ 952]

HOW DO I PUBLIC POLICY

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For Wu, I recommend these.