Why does she start these things with 'Please assume'? It makes the following sentence sound like 'Please assume the Nazis had won' or any other hypothetical stuff. It's like deep down Wu is perfectly aware that she doesn't know shit.
Prior to the "as your congresswoman" phase I would agree with this sentiment, however I feel like as he gets more attention during this "election cycle" there's a fairly good chance that his addiction to attention will get the better of him at some point in this regard. I know I'm not the first to say thing but I don't think he actually knows what he's getting in to (providing he doesn't drop this all silently in a few months) and his naivete combined with the above seem like a lock for this happening at some point once things get more serious. I would put the chances of him accidentally putting himself in an "out of his control" position at least once as somewhere north of 60%., the only question in my mind is whether the person who finds themselves driving the train will actually push as hard as is necessary for a category 10 chimpout, so I would rate the chances of it being a proverbial public beheading as less than 30%.
Good catch!
There are no trophies for second place in politics
Well Tim and Eric employed plenty of mentally ill people who I'm not convinced were in on the joke, so Brianna would actually be a perfect candidate.
In before "Gamergate stalkers were paid by the Russian Government to take pictures of my house i'm calling the FBI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"Well my friends, I've got some hot stuff here for you, let me tell you!
Strangely absent though, is the infamous Wu-Cycle... but what we DO have is that 'totaled' Honda sitting in the background.
Who'd have fucking thunk it that Wu lies about stuff...
And while I'm not a car sperg, I'm 99% sure the Frank is driving a '15 or '16 Dodge Challenger, given the rear end.
