So just a quick recap for anyone who went missing during the storm or who have otherwise not been able to keep up:
1. Yes John is still persisting with his run for Congress and claims to be preparing to challenge Democrat Stephen Lynch. John has been calling Lynch's shit out over absolutely nothing and Lynch, wisely, does not give a single fuck and probably isn't even aware of a squawking troon on Twitter.
2. John has of course been e-begging on a fairly frequent basis and has not been shy about spamming his "gibe pls" button wherever he can.
3. The gaffe on Fapbook that I enjoyed was his claim that
he feels bad about taking seven hours a day to sleep - all while doing nothing else but tweet and watch TV for the other fourteen hours, of course.
4. John has been
bragging about having an army of volunteers working under him, but of course has provided zero pictures of any staff members. John has also not been seen in person meeting a single soul in his district.
5. In terms of recent happenings, John spent some time slumming it around the Boston and DC women's marches. He also touted an EPIC conference at Harvard that we never heard about again, presumably because he was supposed to speak to a single-digit audience about game design but instead
sperged about him LARPing as a political candidate. There were no pics or even any retweets about this speech (Frank had to drive him there, lol).
6. John made some tweets bitching about
having to be at the airport, but I dunno where he's supposed to have gone. Meeting some constituents in Saudi Arabia, maybe.
I will probably keep the blog going for a while longer since it's pretty easy to maintain and I'm already doing the fucking screencaps. If anyone has any suggestions for additions, or if anyone would like to contribute pages or articles, hmu fam.
EDIT: I think that sneaky cunt
@Jaimas has some insider info about what TRUE and HONEST Dems think about John's candidacy, but I'll leave all of those reveals up to him.