Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Eli Whitney said:
I for one am really looking forward to this campaign ad. I'm actually not sure what software John was using to edit or color correct or whatever he was doing, but it looks like it's going to have some great special effects. Despite all of his failures in game development, business, publishing, university, and genitals, I have to hand it to him: he has to be one of the most comically mentally ill people I'm currently aware of.
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Pretty sure he's using Final Cut Pro. Because Apple. He's definitely got all of the color correction scopes open, not that he knows what any of the data they're displaying actually means. He's basically just letting everyone know that Frank can afford to buy a $1,000 video-editing program for his tranny house pet to use as a background prop while pretending to be a software engineer/game dev/journalist/videographer/whatever.

Should Flynt/Wu attempt to correct and grade the color in his campaign video, the results should be comical.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
Does anyone have a link to that Ada Wong cosplay pic Wu did back when she had tiny face? I want to mentally scar my roommate.
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Chills ran down my spine when I found these pics. You're welcome.
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If Wu ever goes missing and is found dead later and all there is to identify them is bones, I would laugh as the forensic team is trying to identify the person by analyzing the bones because they would be like "based on my review of the pelvic bones and the femur bones, this was a rather tall man. I believe we should focus our search to 40 year old men roughly 6'1" - 6'4".
 
Where is Brianna even planning on showing this? Is Frank really dropping money for commercial spots? If so, what in the fuck is going on with that man's head?
 
Francis York Morgan said:
Where is Brianna even planning on showing this? Is Frank really dropping money for commercial spots? If so, what in the fuck is going on with that man's head?
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Doubt that Frank is that crazy . . . yet. It will probably just go up on Flynt/Wu's campaign website. Maybe on YouTube with comments disabled. Then again, because there's a deadline involved, it may simply never appear.
 
Ruin said:
Do people typically make Campaign commercials for a race that doesn't happen for two years?
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No and a lot of them don't do commercials at all anymore because due to DVR, Hulu and Netflix, the only time to run commercials that you know will be seen is during live sporting events and Wu hates sports so I doubt she's even wise enough to know this tidbit.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
I'm hoping he pulls this image out of his scrapbook. Everyone in the Eighth will vote for Flynt/Wu after getting an eyeful of this hot -- and only slightly balding -- chick.

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I knew it was going to be this picture and yet for some reason, even though I knew the consequences of my actions, clicked the spoiler button...Every time, it's the same. Why do I keep doing this to myself?
 
SuperHomoMate said:
No and a lot of them don't do commercials at all anymore because due to DVR, Hulu and Netflix, the only time to run commercials that you know will be seen is during live sporting events and Wu hates sports so I doubt she's even wise enough to know this tidbit.
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Also a matter of not blowing one's wad, which Wu does seemingly on principle.
 
Ruin said:
Do people typically make Campaign commercials for a race that doesn't happen for two years?
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I think it is even funnier that she is announcing that shes working on it. It's like any time she works on something for more than 5 minutes she has to let the world know.
 
10 GBP says the campaign video will just be a masked figure riding around on a motorcycle to Wu v/o, some rambling from frank with his trophies in the background and the dogs then likely a photoshopped pic of wu at the end. No actual Wu talking on screen.
 
It's going to be one of the most narcissistic things we've ever seen.

David_cadbury said:
I think it is even funnier that she is announcing that shes working on it. It's like any time she works on something for more than 5 minutes she has to let the world know.
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Half surprised she isn't claiming "her team" is working on it. I guess with FEC filings it's much easier to get caught in lies.
 
Judge Holden said:
Oh....my.....god

I am legit fucking excited now.

NOW. HERE IS THE OFFICIAL KIWIFARMS DRINKING GAME

- 1 SWIG FOR EVERY MENTION OF GAMERGATE
- 1 SWIG FOR EVERY MENTION OF THE ALTRIGHT
- DRAIN THE CAN/GLASS EVERY TIME SHE REFERS TO HERSELF AS "ONE OF THE BIGGEST WOMEN IN TECH/JOURNALISM/GAMING"
- DRAIN THE CAN/GLASS WITH EVERY VANITY/"SEXY" SHOT OF HER
- RUN OUT AND BUY A BOTTLE OF CHEAP VODKA AND DRINK IT ALL IN ONE CHUG IF THE AD SHOWS HER PATENTED RODENT-SNARL SUPERIMPOSED OVER THE AMERICAN FLAG

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With rules like that, a thirty second ad would be enough to kill somebody.
 
Judge Holden said:
Oh....my.....god

I am legit fucking excited now.

NOW. HERE IS THE OFFICIAL KIWIFARMS DRINKING GAME

- 1 SWIG FOR EVERY MENTION OF GAMERGATE
- 1 SWIG FOR EVERY MENTION OF THE ALTRIGHT
- DRAIN THE CAN/GLASS EVERY TIME SHE REFERS TO HERSELF AS "ONE OF THE BIGGEST WOMEN IN TECH/JOURNALISM/GAMING"
- DRAIN THE CAN/GLASS WITH EVERY VANITY/"SEXY" SHOT OF HER
- RUN OUT AND BUY A BOTTLE OF CHEAP VODKA AND DRINK IT ALL IN ONE CHUG IF THE AD SHOWS HER PATENTED RODENT-SNARL SUPERIMPOSED OVER THE AMERICAN FLAG

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I've called the cops on you, nice try fag
 
Richard Stabone said:
It's going to be one of the most narcissistic things we've ever seen.

Half surprised she isn't claiming "her team" is working on it. I guess with FEC filings it's much easier to get caught in lies.
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Paid campaign workers -- and their wages and the sources of those wages -- have to be reported to the FEC. But candidates have to file no reports on volunteers. Expect Flynt/Wu to soon begin sperging about the army of fanatical myrmidons who have quit their jobs as women in tech and are now toiling night and day to bring enlightenment to the Eighth Congressional District of Massachusetts. Natalie O'Brien will doubtless never be mentioned again, but it wouldn't surprise me if Flynt/Wu were to start tossing around a few made-up names for these nonexistent volunteers.
 
Everytime I see a photo of Bri-Bri, I can't help but hear Neil Patrick Harris singing...

 
AngeloTheWizard said:
Everytime I see a photo of Bri-Bri, I can't help but hear Neil Patrick Harris singing...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0GeCPanRHU0
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The series would unfold towards the end implying things would turn out fine for the protagonists and completely usurp that in the end, which is not much different from the Wu saga. You see a constant stream of humiliating and costly failures, but there will be no happy ending where Wu where Wu comes clean about his history and vows to do better or even a bittersweet ending where Wu just stops wasting money on idiotic, tasteless business ventures and is content to spend the rest of his days playing with comparatively inexpensive electronics.
No, the only ending for Wu is the one where is pride far outlasts his access to money. The combined tragedies of "Socially Unconscious Productions" and the 10 years of tuition are, if not alone what got him disowned by his family, a strong contributing factor. The endgame of his expensive ego trips is going to be either Frank kicking his ass to the curb or them both getting their asses kicked to the curb - I don't know what Frank makes, but the combined thrashing his wallet and his professional reputation are taking by association are not sustainable.
 
PhantomDiploma said:
The series would unfold towards the end implying things would turn out fine for the protagonists and completely usurp that in the end, which is not much different from the Wu saga. You see a constant stream of humiliating and costly failures, but there will be no happy ending where Wu where Wu comes clean about his history and vows to do better or even a bittersweet ending where Wu just stops wasting money on idiotic, tasteless business ventures and is content to spend the rest of his days playing with comparatively inexpensive electronics.
No, the only ending for Wu is the one where is pride far outlasts his access to money. The combined tragedies of "Socially Unconscious Productions" and the 10 years of tuition are, if not alone what got him disowned by his family, a strong contributing factor. The endgame of his expensive ego trips is going to be either Frank kicking his ass to the curb or them both getting their asses kicked to the curb - I don't know what Frank makes, but the combined thrashing his wallet and his professional reputation are taking by association are not sustainable.
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No divorce lawyer is going to let Frank throw out John, as Frank has willingly allowed John basically free money, and John would end up taking half of Frank's money that way.

If things go south for Frank, maybe layoffs or something, then Brianna's Patreon will more than sustain them (especially if there's a plea of "we're going to be evicted in x months"), at least for a while.
 
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