Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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When exactly was this made? Unless it's like 15 seconds long, three frames on that timeline is not enough time for damn near anything.

But more importantly where the fuck is this monitor positioned? At the top of the image you can see the staple white venitian blinds window from the 'dining room' between the main living room and the kitchen. But in the upper right corner is a bunch of things I can't identify on a shelf.
 
The Brianna Wu Method:
1.Enter the public eye
2.Overpromise
3.Fail to Deliver
4.Deny it ever happened
When you put it that way, Brianna is perfect for politics. This list describes politicians to a fucking tee. Just rename it to "The Politician Method." Step 4 is going to be much more entertaining for Wu though considering how much dirt people have on her.
 
Please god let Wu be riding around on that thing without a license.

Come on people, give it a rest.
This whole "Wu doesn't have a driving license" meme is based on the negative evidence of some dodgy background search website. Reality is Wu almost certainly does have a drivers license, and there's plenty of evidence of Wu owning vehicles even back in her university days before she was any sort of public figure.
 
Come on people, give it a rest.
This whole "Wu doesn't have a driving license" meme is based on the negative evidence of some dodgy background search website. Reality is Wu almost certainly does have a drivers license, and there's plenty of evidence of Wu owning vehicles even back in her university days before she was any sort of public figure.

True. I do, however, wonder if he has had the motorcycle addendum added to his license., which requires a driving test. There's not a single image anywhere of him on a motorcycle that is actually moving. As he's a notorious spastic, it wouldn't surprise me if he can't even ride a bicycle.
 

Oh....my.....god

I am legit fucking excited now.

NOW. HERE IS THE OFFICIAL KIWIFARMS DRINKING GAME

- 1 SWIG FOR EVERY MENTION OF GAMERGATE
- 1 SWIG FOR EVERY MENTION OF THE ALTRIGHT
- DRAIN THE CAN/GLASS EVERY TIME SHE REFERS TO HERSELF AS "ONE OF THE BIGGEST WOMEN IN TECH/JOURNALISM/GAMING"
- DRAIN THE CAN/GLASS WITH EVERY VANITY/"SEXY" SHOT OF HER
- RUN OUT AND BUY A BOTTLE OF CHEAP VODKA AND DRINK IT ALL IN ONE CHUG IF THE AD SHOWS HER PATENTED RODENT-SNARL SUPERIMPOSED OVER THE AMERICAN FLAG

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Oh....my.....god

I am legit fucking excited now.

NOW. HERE IS THE OFFICIAL KIWIFARMS DRINKING GAME

- 1 SWIG FOR EVERY MENTION OF GAMERGATE
- 1 SWIG FOR EVERY MENTION OF THE ALTRIGHT
- DRAIN THE CAN/GLASS EVERY TIME SHE REFERS TO HERSELF AS "ONE OF THE BIGGEST WOMEN IN TECH/JOURNALISM/GAMING"
- DRAIN THE CAN/GLASS WITH EVERY VANITY/"SEXY" SHOT OF HER
- RUN OUT AND BUY A BOTTLE OF CHEAP VODKA AND DRINK IT ALL IN ONE CHUG IF THE AD SHOWS HER PATENTED RODENT-SNARL SUPERIMPOSED OVER THE AMERICAN FLAG

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That's not a drinking game, that's suicide.
 
I'm curious how obvious Wu's body double for the actual motorcycle riding will be. Assuming the ad actually shows it in motion at any point.

I'm hoping he pulls this image out of his scrapbook and uses it in the campaign spot. Everyone in the Eighth will vote for Flynt/Wu after getting an eyeful of this hot -- and only slightly balding -- chick.

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I for one am really looking forward to this campaign ad. I'm actually not sure what software John was using to edit or color correct or whatever he was doing, but it looks like it's going to have some great special effects. Despite all of his failures in game development, business, publishing, university, and genitals, I have to hand it to him: he has to be one of the most comically mentally ill people I'm currently aware of.
 
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