Grander Fucktard
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- Jul 28, 2024
Is there any evidence that John was actually disowned by his folks?
It could just be that they stay silent on him b/c he's so damn crazy and there's no percentage in saying "john, it's time to shut up now"
Hell, John may have disowned THEM. I can see it playing out like...
John: Dad! I need another quarter mil. Yeah yeah I know the comic strip didn't work and the graphic novel didn't work and the animation...OK that went up my nose...but this time the Sassahay Gurlz are going to fight the Ev0l P3nis in space! in a videogame
Dad : John, you don't have any experience in videogames. Now you are degreeless, have you considered getting a job, like at McDonalds? at your age you could probably make assistant manager in 3 months. It's a start, maybe you could become a franchise owner
John : fuck you dad! I'm a girlboss captain of industry and my failed studio with zero releases made me one of the top 20 animators in the world! You are just pertetuating the patriarchy
Dad : hmm, patriarchy.Well John, I am your father and it is my bank account so, yes, in a way it is a literal patriarchy
John : I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU. One day when I'm just like Barbie...mostly plastic..and the world's leading Jew -- I'll tell everyone I'm adopted and that you threw me out because I spilled your collector's vial of Hitler's ballsweat
Dad : Dammit John..rewatch Tropic Thunder. NEVER go full retard
John : Oh, I'll show you fully retarded ex-father. Just you watch THIS!!
It could just be that they stay silent on him b/c he's so damn crazy and there's no percentage in saying "john, it's time to shut up now"
Hell, John may have disowned THEM. I can see it playing out like...
John: Dad! I need another quarter mil. Yeah yeah I know the comic strip didn't work and the graphic novel didn't work and the animation...OK that went up my nose...but this time the Sassahay Gurlz are going to fight the Ev0l P3nis in space! in a videogame
Dad : John, you don't have any experience in videogames. Now you are degreeless, have you considered getting a job, like at McDonalds? at your age you could probably make assistant manager in 3 months. It's a start, maybe you could become a franchise owner
John : fuck you dad! I'm a girlboss captain of industry and my failed studio with zero releases made me one of the top 20 animators in the world! You are just pertetuating the patriarchy
Dad : hmm, patriarchy.Well John, I am your father and it is my bank account so, yes, in a way it is a literal patriarchy
John : I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU. One day when I'm just like Barbie...mostly plastic..and the world's leading Jew -- I'll tell everyone I'm adopted and that you threw me out because I spilled your collector's vial of Hitler's ballsweat
Dad : Dammit John..rewatch Tropic Thunder. NEVER go full retard
John : Oh, I'll show you fully retarded ex-father. Just you watch THIS!!