Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Hubelublub]

No, it isn't. But its super hard to prove misdeeds.

Shame. Was going to suggest that Null could set up KiwiPAC.

Fucking insane this can be blatant, but I suppose if it's only some retarded gay soyface named Frank that's funding this, no one's going to care much.

 

[Ghostse]

The biggest victim ever gets called out for his "I was adopted" bullshit.

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How old were you when you were 'disowned'?

Miss'ippi John went and shocked the world
he revealed he wasn't always a girl
he was broadsholdered,
hair retreated,
and over six feet tall,
With these feminine traits Ol' Miss'ippi John had done fooled them all!
When he pulled the wool from their eyes,
The flabbergasted people looked at each other as if to say
Who'da thunk it...
I never suspected...
I'm supposed to believe...
That Frank is GAY?!


Well welcome back again folks. Boy has been a spell. But when it gets late in October and stores and homes are just packed full of snarlying, ghastly creatures and e'rybody running around in disguises trynna pretend they are something they isn't, well the mind just can't help isself from turning to thoughts of that most manly of all men, Miss'ippi John.

To edjumifcate those poor souls who twert taught the exploits of Miss'ippi John in their failing schools, Miss'ippi John was raised in the backwoods of Mississippi by his father, a former naval officer, who adopted him before disowning him along with Miss'ippi John's birth parents. When John was growing up, his family was so po' they couldn't afford elek'tricy all the time, on account of the fact that his family had a successful family business where John learned all his bin'iss accumentary. In fact, Miss'ippi John's family was so incredibly poor, growing up he only had an NES, a SNES, a Playstation, A computer with internet, was sent to space camp, and went to a school that in the late 80s had a full-fledged computer science program where he learned coding & hacking.

Now, you might be wondering how in tarnation Miss'ippi John managed to be from a family so wealthy they could afford all the latest technology while running a successful business that abused John by forcing him to work for his parents for free, while also being too poor to afford to keep the lights on. And that answer is simple: Firstly John carved all those game consoles hisself from a hickory tree in a back yard using schematics sent to him by his uncle who worked for Ninetendo. But also because Miss'ippi John simply grew up twice. Once as the tall, masculine man we know as the great hero of the Internet and Gamergate Survivor John Walker Wu (nee Flynt) and the other as a poor black girl who was lynched weekly by the KKK, back when they were still the Klu Klux Klan (before John stole the Klu Klux Klan's 'L' and they were forced to change their names to the Ku Klux Klan; You hear enough tales of Miss'ippi John and you'll realize he collects hisself a lot of L's.)

And o'course people not being aware that John learned everythign he knew about being being a woman from Colonel Lucas John "Keffals" Roberts when they fought Br'er Gamergate together. And that Miss'ippi John only became a woman because someone had to show those flighty broads the proper way of being a woman since they weren't doing it right, which was only nat'ral since John had been made Commander of his Space Camp team despite the fact that Space Camp didn't actually give teams ranks like Commander. That's just how good Miss'ippi John was at Space Camp.

And of course, who doesn't hear the stories and see the pictures of Miss'ippi John's cooking and not crave a thick, hearty slice of Miss'ippi John's famous gumbo, full of the flavor his rich rue. A recipe that John perfected while trying to forget the pain of the over two million gay and trans Iraq war veterans that John knew personally who committed suicide. And lets not forget Miss'ippi John showing just normal of a guy he is by having his husband buy him 7 Porsches - he's got 6, but he backed one into a post and, much like his dogs, it just vanished and we don't see anything about that one anymore.

Now, its seems there'd been a lot of hubbub goin' round about the specifics of Ol Miss'ippi John's early life. To keep the whole town from gossipin' like a bunch of blue hair bout the preacher's wife's new dress, we'll just be setting the record straight.

As spokificated previous, Miss'ippi John was the son of a Naval Officer who as far as we can tell put him up for adoption as an infant after being raised until his mid twenties and being made to help the run the family business. Thus mercilessly abandoned, the 20-year old infant was adopted by a family so wealthy they weren't always able to pay their electricity bill, and they raised him until he properly in his mid 20s this time. This wealthy family paid for him to go to college for a whole decade, until Ol' Miss'ippi John decided to become gay and a real woman all the same time, and they disowned in a most cruel way: by giving him a quarter million dollars to run his own video game studio.
As if that twasn't a bad enough fate to hit him with, he was also disowned by his biological parents. Thus ain't no tranny as downright o-pe-rested as John, what for being disowned not once but twice. Is any shock that even an iron-willed man like Miss'ippi John would turn to drugs and need rehab paid for by the family that disowned him?

Now, there is one thing about this period of Ol' Miss'ippi Johns life we got to get 100% clear. As John has informified everyone over the years, he was massive queer in Highschool because had a bunch of crushes on girls in Highschool and even dated a few. That is, Mighty, Manly Miss'ippi John who had made no efforts to transform in the strong tough woman capable of taking down Gamergate single handed, was crushing on and dating girls like the biggest queer you've ever seen. How could anyone doubt John's bonerfied credentials as a completely gay queer after learning he was a boy in highschool going on dates with girls.

But there ARE people that durn ignoramoosed, so to those doubtful debbie's I point out:
John took a break from being a queer teen dating girls to be a fabolous gay man in college. But despite dressing in women's clothes and presenting himself as an effeminate gay man in college and post, Miss'ippi John has ASSURED us he's never done anal sex. I mean, who could ever doubt the word of a college gay man? What sort of gay man in college would have ever allowed anything to violate him anally. The only orifice of John's that has been penetrated is his inverted cock which he didn't get until he was almost thirty, after he'd met Frank who had paid for his dickflip. But at no point did John take the cock of a screaming chinaman in his poopchute. They knew within 8 months 6 months 8 weeks one year a very short time after meeting they were perfect for each other - once john's dick was made to an innie. Because despite his college years as an openly gay man, his browneye is a pristine and untouched as new fallen snow.
Except for those couple inches the surgeon took so his mangina would self lubriate.

Course all this story leaves one giant, gaping hole for those with their wits about them; "Wait just a goldurned second - What about his second childhood as a poor black girl" you ask? Well, once his momma got black girl John home from the hospital, he was just lynched by the Klu Klux Klan until his 6th birthday when the Grand Exalted Imperial Half-Orc Warlock figured he'd lernt his lesson and had him cut down - a mistake that he'd learn to regret when John would steal one of their L's and they had to change their name to the Ku Klux Klan.

So now hopefully the History of Miss'ippi John is absolutely clear until the next time he changes it. Why, the way things're going in the middle east you can look forward to learning about Miss'ippi John's jewish heritage; due to paying for Lil' Miss'ippi John to be inverted like taking off a wet sock, that's a tale ain't no one gonna be able to disprove.
that is a missing foreskin joke[/ispoile]

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

So now hopefully the History of Miss'ippi John is absolutely clear until the next time he changes it. Why, the way things're going in the middle east you can look forward to learning about Miss'ippi John's jewish heritage;

My favorite Ol Miss'ippi John's upcoming trip to Israel will be when he regales us with the tale that the IDF beepr trick that wiped out half of Hezbollah was alll his idea that he developed in the Twatter "back channels" using a hacking trick he learned from his uncle who used to work at Nintendo.

The only story that will be better than that will be the one where Ol Miss'ippi John was personally flying the drone that wiped ou Yahya Siwar on the Iphone 16 that his gay butt buddy Frank bought him on his cock-chop-a-versay.

Meanwhile, John's makeup looks like it was drawn on by a druken mongoloid with a box of crayons.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

The only story that will be better than that will be the one where Ol Miss'ippi John was personally flying the drone that wiped ou Yahya Siwar on the Iphone 16 that his gay butt buddy Frank bought him on his cock-chop-a-versay.

It's crazy, but the controls are exactly like the shuttle he used to command in space camp.

As per usual, of course John was the "commander" - I might be true though

John, you'll mess up the sim if you touch anything. How about you use your lardliness as emegency patch? If the airlock fails just cram yourself in the hole.

NOOOO. I want to be cooommmmannnnderrr and my dad is a rich doctor!!!

ugh, it's just Zaxxon with electrical tape over the score...let the male Veruca Salt do it. While he's not looking we'll use the other refrigerator bo...I mean "shuttle 2"

 

[Norvic 2 The Ressurection]

Wu stands athwart history yelling "stop!"

Congratulations BriBri, you have successfully defined conservatism. You are old and there are kids on your lawn. Now if you could just stop kidding yourself about your intentions we'd all be happier.

 

[AnOminous]

Wu stands athwart history yelling "stop!"

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Congratulations BriBri, you have successfully defined conservatism. You are old and there are kids on your lawn. Now if you could just stop kidding yourself about your intentions we'd all be happier.

He's returned to his roots from back when he was an intern for Trent Lott.

 

[stupid frog]

Meanwhile, John's makeup looks like it was drawn on by a druken mongoloid with a box of crayons.

Make a make up GRWM video, including using that "blending sponge", grandpa. Show, don't tell.

 

[Norvic 2 The Ressurection]

Make a make up GRWM video, including using that "blending sponge", grandpa. Show, don't tell.

If Wu ever does start this dollcast channel, can we please institute a mossad-level psyop to gaslight Wu in to thinking she should do makeup tutorials for trannies?

 

[Hubelublub]

she should do makeup tutorials for trannies

Who?

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Ole Mississippi John is totes having a Zoom meeting with Nethanyahu himself to plan the imaginary trip to Israel.

Watch this farce play out exacttly like his October 7 video.



Who is "they"? Go ahead and use a proper noun John,'



That is because you are a gay man John.

 

[Norvic 2 The Ressurection]

Wu would never date a scar tissue sausage haver:

But Wu's stinkditch is exactly the same as a vagina tho. if you say otherwise you're transphobic.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Wu would never date a scar tissue sausage haver:

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But Wu's stinkditch is exactly the same as a vagina tho. if you say otherwise you're transphobic.

Wu didn't get his jollies until Frank rammed it into a festering surgical wound with no lube.

Frankly, I strongly suspect that Mississippi John's neovag looks like Art the Clown's handiwork.

Is there anything that Mississppi John can't do? Now he has strapped a flux capacitor to one of his Porshes and time travelled to the old south where he is now under the age of 25.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Wu would never date a scar tissue sausage haver:

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But Wu's stinkditch is exactly the same as a vagina tho. if you say otherwise you're transphobic.

“I would have no issue with a straight man who didn’t wanna date a pre-op trans woman.”

Implying he would have a problem if a straight man didn’t wanna fuck a post-op tranny’s flesh hole. Did you forget you’re supposed to be one of the “reasonable” trannies now, John?

 

[Hubelublub]

Wu would never date a scar tissue sausage haver:

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But Wu's stinkditch is exactly the same as a vagina tho. if you say otherwise you're transphobic.

'I would not date a man with a vagina.'

Thank goodness Frank doesn't feel the same!

 

[Ghostse]

That is because you are a gay man John.

This is beyond gay man behavior. This is faggot behavior. This is mincing twink fag-queen behavior the most diseased homosluts get upto.

Is there anything that Mississppi John can't do? Now he has strapped a flux capacitor to one of his Porshes and time travelled to the old south where he is now under the age of 25.

If I can't inject horsepiss, I will kill myself. Thus you better keep supplying me with horsepiss instead of mental treatment.

Coincidentally, I am TransNapoleon. If the government doesn't allow me dominion over Elba and a 300-strong personal guard I might kill myself so its literal murder that I'm not being recognized as Emperor and instead they are trying to gatekeep me with psychological treatment.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

It's interesting how he was ever only interested in talking about "men, dating and fashion" but none of that really appears in his feeds? Instead he has very feminine interests like collecting expensive pinball machines.

 

[Hubelublub]

It's interesting how he was ever only interested in talking about "men, dating and fashion" but none of that really appears in his feeds? Instead he has very feminine interests like collecting expensive pinball machines.

Like his claim to have friendships with women, but the only friends he ever seems to mention are other troons (who don't really exist anyway).

 

[Billy Hargrove]

That is because you are a gay man John.

"i knew I was a woman cos all I wanted to talk about was men, dating, and fashion!"

Trans ideology is very progressive btw

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

There is literally zero evidence for anything that John is carring on about.

John's "legal recognition" and HRT scripts are state law issues that the Great Cheeto has no say in. Removing troon juice from insurance coverage would probably require congressional action because of the ACA.

I swear John is an idiot.



Men are instantly overcome with lust and desire the moment that John steps into the room.



Wait until political savant Mississippi John finds out that the entire point of the current SCOTUS case is that troonery is NOT A RIGHT.



Wrong. You would need 2/3 of the Senate. You don't have that and likely never will.



Most important tranny ever.

 

[Karellen]

is this legal in America, for any Joe Schmoe to set up his own PAC and use it for buying random hobby shit? I realise America is the land of the free, but this seems a little too free, even for Yanks.

You’d have to file a formal complaint wherein you dox yourself. Most of these scams get picked up by the media which causes scrutiny. Brianna has been safe from that running as a progressive but given the new switch up I could see someone making noise about it now.