Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Not Dr. Evil said:
John's recent "life threatening" medical emergency (from his Mastadon account)

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I appreciate that Wu's plastic surgeon has given him the beginnings of Joyce Meyer mouth, because I can't think of two people more deserving of having clown face.
 
Not Dr. Evil said:
Mississippi John couldn't pick a .38 out of a line up. One dead give away is "single bolt rile" where self appointed gun expert Wu confused "single action pistol" with "bolt acton rifle."

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John is so out of touch he thinks fudds from the 80s and 90s represent modern gun owners.
 
Flamin Park said:
I wonder if it's just finally dawned on John that Frank can't actually DO anything if he does come out as a tranny, I mean this many years divorce court would bum frank harder than John could before his dick flip, and he doesn't exactly have a lot of his working life left to recover from losing half his assets. And frank's two decades older and a foot shorter than John so I doubt he can slap him about like his ex. I think maybe it's just dawned on John that he can do whatever he wants. Either that or Frank told him no when he wanted to rape his credit card again and John threw a temper tantrum and decided to expose him as a shirt lifter in revenge
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Frank could divorce BriBri claiming that she concealed that she used to be a man.
"You said it was a congenital urinary tract defect!"
 
Not Dr. Evil said:
John's recent "life threatening" medical emergency (from his Mastadon account)

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Holy shit, what an absolutely transparent humble-brag. "What's the matter, fellow trannies, too poor?" If I cared about the plight of the modern eunuch, I'd be offended on the behalf of the rest of the troons.

I'm slowly starting to understand why he decided to "reveal" his trans status now, and why he's been trying to appear "based" and "rational" by dipping his toes into trans-medicalism and warning coomers to think twice before transitioning for sexual reasons. His pinball machines, his software skills, his motorcycles weren't enough to satisfy his need to dunk on the plebeian masses anymore, and the asspat mines on the Troon mountains were drying up because of overexploitation and overpopulation, so he had an idea: he employed the best graduate from the Oblivion's character creator school of surgery that Frank's money could buy and pickleRick'd himself into a luxury item / expertise subject to lord (eh) over lesser troons and condescenly dunk on them, becoming an unholy union of his two favorite pastimes.
If you read between the lines, most of what he's been saying since the reveal is telling everybody that his way of being trans is the only right way; other troons are too sexual, too loud, too improper, too late and they didn't struggle as hard as he did.
Wu's only talent seems to be an almost prophetic ability to be among the first to take advantage of new obnoxious social currents, if this is the case here and he's spearheading the troon gatekeeping movement, we're in for some interesting times in the future.

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Case in point, here we have a man who came officially out of the closet less than a month ago figuratively deciding who can and who can't be the emperor of the trans empire. Fuck you, Flynt.
 
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Ravana said:
Crazy that he seems to have gained the tiniest sliver of self awareness and has learned people can see through some of his bullshit
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I think, on some level, he always has been
He's got a rep for blocking people on twitter when they call out stuff he can't handle (and I don't mean just politically) and has deleted "inconvenient" posts that don't land like he hoped
Then there was that arm twisting of the reporter to change form trans to "identifies as a woman"
There's of course, trying to discredit sites that keep some, shall we say uncomfortable, records as hate sites with a kill count

He has learned to jump off ships of his own sinking faster now and shift to a different bandwagon - but then he employs the same basic technique: the "gamergate playbook" is real, it's just that JOHN is the one with a playbook of dirty tricks

This isn't a new thing. Farmers have pointed this out for years
The whole zionist schtick is a wag the dog play. And I suspect he was bouncing with excited glee like ADF with a new can of bear mace when it happened. What it allowed him to do was jump on a new bandwagon and take the heat off some of the transphobic shit and other weird stuff that was souring his typical audience. Being a big, hot button topic, he could go in with his typical righteous indignation and rely on exigent circumstances bri bri martial law to his social media sideshow
Now the key is the old enemy of my enemy thing and us&them thinking ...a new crop of dupes go oh he's aligned with my take on this issue...I am good, therefore he is also good and right...and therefore he's a pretty pretty lady who is definitely not a lying, surgically addicted, toxic mess of a narcissist
 
Flamin Park said:
You can't file for an insanity plea in divorce court, it's a civil matter
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I don't know. I think you guys are being unnecessarily harsh on Frank.
I, for one, think he's acting very responsibly
apparently when his venerable ancestors when they found out that the Wu's were off to occupy Native American homelands, like those red savages were Jews or something
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they taught him, kung fu that was too powerful
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oops!
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but what is a good, studious, Chinese son to do?
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Well, being a literal lawyer
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Frank knew to shield himself from further liability, he needed to find a massive opponent he could punch up to...literally
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that could challenge him with advanced skills in firearms
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...even including the rare single bolt rifle
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That way, if he rage focused all his chi and was actually able to land a dubooh frying eagwer craw strike
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unlike his last wife's scars, John would be scheduled for plastic surgery the following week for touch ups anyway
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Brianna joins about 10 minutes in. Not even three minutes, and:
  1. Starts in with a horrendous screech (despite claiming to have a serious vocal issue)
  2. Complains that people want to interview him for being trans and being a trans activist, which is really super duper annoying because he actually doesn't want to talk about trans stuff (despite it being 90% of his twitter)
Skipped ahead an hour, and John finally wraps up his hated topic of trans issues. They move on to glazing Lauren Southern. I know Conor is probably trying to save our ears by talking over John so much, but he's still annoying as fuck. Both of them are insufferable together and I can't force myself to watch any more.

I have an idea how John can save his voice. Cut out all the filler words and stop trying to sound like a fucking valley girl. It's really easy. Instead of saying "like," "so," "you know," and the "sure" you have to croak out every 2 seconds when someone else is talking, just don't talk. Stop making that stupid upward inflection you have to end every statement with. Go a step further and record yourself saying "so, you know, I grew up in Mississippi?" and "so um like to be clear Gamergate" and "so like people are going to be mad at me? but I think" and "so I'm going to say this in good faith" and "Public POHlicy" and then make a button to inject it into whatever conversation you're having. You can even record yourself laughing and play it along with that heehaw jackass face and no one will know the difference.
 
Flamin Park said:
If we're staking our bets I'd put this down as John having a mild case of laryngitis he wants to milk sympathy from and then brag about beating like he just overcame rabies
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He was talking about having some throat surgery a year or so ago. My guess is that whatever he had done to his vocal cords when he originally transitioned has started going horrendously wrong. I give it a year before his head just falls apart.
 
Grander Fucktard said:
but what is a good, studious, Chinese son to do?
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Flank Wu, bloken blanch, make ancestor cly.
Tragi-Chan said:
He was talking about having some throat surgery a year or so ago. My guess is that whatever he had done to his vocal cords when he originally transitioned has started going horrendously wrong. I give it a year before his head just falls apart.
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Tragi-Chan said:
He was talking about having some throat surgery a year or so ago. My guess is that whatever he had done to his vocal cords when he originally transitioned has started going horrendously wrong. I give it a year before his head just falls apart.
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It's hard to really take it seriously because John has cried wolf so many times before. Including medical issues. One tweet, he'd be having (or at least heavily implying) he was having/just had serious leg surgery and was sad about not being able to run his usual 30 miles in 4 minutes while also working on his deadlines in his back channels to secure new contracts, then a few tweets later he's perfectly fine and talking about how good it feels to workout on his Peloton.

I'm willing to believe there's some kind of issue, but while John looks like more of a Frankenstein creature than before, I haven't actually noticed a change in his voice. I admit I haven't watched too much content where John was actually speaking, but in his coming out video, he sounded the same as those older clips.

It also feels like if there was a legitimate issue, John would either show more concern, or really lean into it. We've seen how John is when he wants to milk something with Gamergate. I mean, he's still doing it to this day, but in comparison, the vocal issue has only gotten a fraction of attention. Much like his supposed leg surgeries. If I had to guess, he was probably warned that if he's not careful XYZ might happen, and one of the side effects was permanently damaging his voice
 
Liz Fong-Jones, who used his trans status to make sure people couldn't freely see what he didn't like, is slowly going blind.
Brianna Wu, who used his trans status to silence critics and talk over women, is slowly losing his voice.
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OK, who's been playing with the ancient Chinese grimoire of ironic punishment, and what troon is going deaf next?
 
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