Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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I can’t tell which Joker she’s supposed to be emulating. She has what looks like makeup over her eyebrows like Cesar Romero but her mouth has lines that look like Heath Ledger’s scars
 
Ravana said:
I can’t tell which Joker she’s supposed to be emulating. She has what looks like makeup over her eyebrows like Cesar Romero but her mouth has lines that look like Heath Ledger’s scars
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The Joker joke have been done a thousand times before but it is a classic so for any newcomers: *raises dress, shows inner thigh* do you want to know how I got these scars?
 
I think I may need to vomit and then genocide myself.

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Peace and Harmony said:
I think I may need to vomit and then genocide myself.

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Why does someone with thousands of dollars in camera equipment need to hire someone else to take a picture? He's almost admitting that simply owning high-end stuff doesn't actually make you an expert in using it.

But what he's really asking for is an expert in photoshop - someone who can smooth the alpha blades and fix his glasgow smile.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Simp, simp until it hurts.
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This is how we know you're a man John. A woman would have long ago explained that her 'friend' should learn to blend her foundation to her neck properly and not use it like a kabuki mask. Information courtesy Mrs Bill, who Knows These Things.

*Pause while I catch up on the thread*

Grander Fucktard said:
That's about $2600 of lens cock chop regret.
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stupid frog said:
"I learned to do makeup"
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I am not showing this horror show to Mrs Bill. She is a tolerant woman and I love her. Also there is no gin in the house.
 
AnOminous said:
Said the ghoulish looking freakshow who looks like a little boy who broke into his mom's makeup drawer.
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No, John, you absolutely did not learn how to do makeup.

He’s really using that shitty Instagram filtered selfie as an ‘official portrait’? Whatever surgery he had to give him frog lips as dramatically expanded his ego at the same time. Dude must spend an hour each day wanking off to his own reflection. I’d put good money on his phone and that fancy new camera being already full of attempts at the sexy car shot of his Xitter dreams. John really is a lesson in rampant AGP.
 
Grander Fucktard said:
they WERE the bimbos (look at the names)
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they are all stand-ins for John
(5 will get you 10 John was contemplating his new names)

Thing about it, if a miserable space-camp wimpy fatboi wanted to change everything about himself... goheroin chic anorexic high pony tomboy
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
oh he definite considered Minuete at some point)
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Lol, that was actually the name he gave one of the retarded main characters in Revolution 60.
 
Normally when a man experiences midlife crisis, he buys a sportscar or troons out. John has already done both of these things! I'm excited to see where he goes, hopefully he continues down the plastic surgery alien path and winds up looking like a Bogdanoff.
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Grander Fucktard said:
they are all stand-ins for John
(5 will get you 10 John was contemplating his new names)
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The best thing is the book where not only did we have Wu's Mary Sue Brea, but she was dating "John." I think even Wu had second thoughts about the weird Selfcest Self-inserts and tried to do a replace all to rename John, but missed quite a few spots.
 
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