Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Null said:
Wu's fucked. We'd only need to run a few ads to help out incumbants. It'd only cost a few thousand dollars and we have a ton of video editors here that'd do shit for free. I've even thought of a memorable tagline: "Wu can't do".


Like this:
[Clip of Wu saying 'the Internet ruined my life!']

"Brianna Wu can't handle the Internet. How can she fight Donald Trump and the GOP to protect all of Maine's citizens?"

"Fighting Donald Trump: What Wu Can't Do."


Or this:
[Background is a sprawl of Wu's tens of thousands of tweets scrolling in columns in the background.]

[Individually selected tweets with embarrassing shit start appear on top of them so viewers can read.]

"Brianna Wu has spent the last three years tweeting."

[Picture of Donald Trump with his phone.]

"We already have the Tweeter in Chief. Do we need one representing us?"

"Putting down the phone: What Wu Can't Do."



GIVE ME A REASON TO DO IT WU I WANNA DO IT
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I have four years experience with Sony Vegas as well as experience with bullying trannies through video editing, and I also have a YouTube channel that gets decent views. If this ends up happening I'm your man.
 
CervixHammer said:
so, I assume Rep. Katherine Clark has stopped taking BriJohnna's calls.
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I think she was just spouting the running for Congress bullshit with absolutely no idea who she would be running against.

She could run for governor, though. The current governor of Massachusetts is not only a white male, he also happens to be a Republican. Granted a Republican who was full bore #NeverTrump, but I doubt that would stop Wu.
 
Do any Wu scholars have an estimate on the mean time before changing classes in the roleplaying game that is Wu's life? Does this have the potential to go until it becomes obvious that Wu was never going to be a candidate for anything, or is this going away in a couple months?
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Yes let us know how the meeting with the politburo goes, John

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>all women hold identical political positions on all issues

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> I need to communicate with party officials

Wu calling some random party official at three in the morning:
"Excuse me you are... Who?"
-"See Frank, they already know me!"

...yep, this is how it is going to happen.

> I need to communicate with party officials
Peace and Harmony said:
John I left an application with Natalie but she hasn't returned any of my calls :c

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NATALIE PLEASE RESPOND

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> ...need to consult a campaign finance lawyer...

"So, does my husband enough money to finance my next vanity pr.... political campaign, yes or no?"
 
Slowboat to China said:
Brainstorming a campaign slogan for Brianna Wu, and nobody gives any love to "Wu's On First"? For shame.
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Tomorrow is her campaign manager, dog walker, mail opener, and really everything else Wu can't or won't account for.
 
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The Flynt's Stones said:
John "Fidel Castrato" Flynt.
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There's a reason so many white hipster SJWs like Wu are sucking off Castro's corpse: he's the ur-SJW.

Born in a rich family. Sought out political power. Claimed to be doing it "for the downtrodden people". Becomes a tyrant once in power, and justifies it as "for the good of the people". Acts like he's being oppressed by the mean old Whiteys in the US, when he's living off the backs of minorities. Everyone secretly hated him, but too afraid to speak out.

This is Wu and his ilk in a nutshell. They conveniently "forgot" that he unjustly persecuted and jailed homosexuals, but they're used having selective amnesia about the shitty things their "heroes" do, as the CON leaks have demonstrated.
 
As a subset of the general population that is true because no one is voting for you.

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I'm so happy John is going forward with this. All his dirty little secrets will come out and he won't be able to run from them anymore. Like his flunking out of two colleges, blowing hundreds of thousands of dollars from other people on failed projects and businesses.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
I'm so happy John is going forward with this. All his dirty little secrets will come out and he won't be able to run from them anymore. Like his flunking out of two colleges, blowing hundreds of thousands of dollars from other people on failed projects and businesses.
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After complaining about law enforcement not acting upon threats Wu never reported, I'd hold out for evidence of a real campaign.

Sissy Galvez said:
Tech feminist and PROGRAMMER. Why do people keep forgetting that, typical cis white man.
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Wu might even be the first software engineer/entrepreneur/journalist/anti-harassment activist/woman in tech to run for whatever position there.
 
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