Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Peace and Harmony said:
That's right John, POTUS has a big fucking red button that says DO NOT PRESS right on his desk in the Oval Office that launches all the nukes at once! We definitely should not let unstable, habitual liars get anywhere near it!

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John let me stop you right there and tell you a little secret, Alicia machado is even a lolcow here, is ironic that all the americans get surprised by Trump calling her Mr piggy when all the people of Venezuela called her like that when she was a miss, you see, after she won the crown she got super fat, she got the amazing quantity of 20 kgs in less than a month, iirc Trump made her go on a diet because SHE WAS OBLIGED by contract to maintain her figure, she in very lolcow fashion when in a rampage saying that Trump "humiliate her" in front of the press by making her do exercises in front of the camera when in reality everyone saw that you were even losing your breath and IT WAS IN THE CONTRACT YOU SIGNED

She doesn't mention that the "Miss Venezuela Organization" approved this, and the TRUE reason for Trump to make her do exercises in front of a camera it was because IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE YOU TO STOP EATING LIKE A PIG, you almost made us lose the freaking crown, she even sported a double chin and was in a soap opera about a fat ass because she liked to milk the meme to the extreme

and by the way after she gave the crown to her successor she got fat again and no one cared

TL;DR Alicia Machado was our national lolcow and even a meme with people making fat jokes about her everyday, that is why she doesn't live here anymore
 
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Cubanodun said:
John let me stop you right there and tell you a little secret, Alicia machado is even a lolcow here, is ironic that all the americans get surprised by Trump calling her Mr piggy when all the people of Venezuela called her like that when she was a miss, you see, after she won the crown she got super fat, she got the amazing quantity 20 kgs in less than a month, iirc Trump made her go on a diet because SHE WAS OBLIGED by contract to maintain her figure, she in very lolcow fashion when in a rampage saying that Trump "humiliate her" in front of the press by making her do exercises in front of the camera when in reality everyone saw that you were even losing your breath and IT WAS IN THE CONTRACT YOU SIGNED

She doesn't mention that the "Miss Venezuela Organization" approved this, and the TRUE reason for Trump to make her do exercises in front of a camera it was because IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE YOU TO STOP EATING LIKE A PIG, you almost made us lose the freaking crown, she even sported a double chin and was in a soap opera about a fat ass because she liked to milk the meme to the extreme

and by the way after she gave the crown to her successor she got fat again and no one cared

TL;DR Alicia Machado was our national lolcow and even a meme with people making fat jokes about her everyday, that is why she doesn't live here anymore
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I heard she also gave birth to a drug lord's child, tried for driving a getaway car, threatened to kill the judge, was here illegally and/or have a lot of connections in the Venezuela drug cartels? I could be wrong on this stuff but it goes to show the quality people clinton drag out to show that trump is satan incarnate
 
Jaimas said:
Wu's a light smoker at most.

She'll smoke if she gets stressed or irritated.

She does it for the same reason most people smoke - it relieves anxiety and depression. It's probably the only example you'll ever see of the person behind the snarl and the twisted labyrinth of insecurities she has, always concerned that it's catching up with her on some level or another.
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Is this stuff you've heard from some of your sources? It would be good to clarify that. The hotel pic of Wu wasn't really evidence and its kinda ridiculous that it seems to have morphed into this whole 'Wu smokes 5 packs a day' thing.
 
I really don't know who established the "WU IS HEAVY SMOKER" thing. It's horseshit.

Even our sources have said that while she does smoke, it's only very rarely.
 
Jaimas said:
I really don't know who established the "WU IS HEAVY SMOKER" thing. It's horseshit.

Even our sources have said that while she does smoke, it's only very rarely.
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I think that was the fact that the dust on these figurine shelves was yellow-brownish. Granted that could have been sawdust they never bothered to clean up.
 
Jaimas said:
I really don't know who established the "WU IS HEAVY SMOKER" thing. It's horseshit.

Even our sources have said that while she does smoke, it's only very rarely.
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It was a throw away line from me actually, in one of the old threads I joked that all John did was smoke and eat Oreos. I didn't think people would take it literally.
 
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Sable said:
Jaimas might know.

I think there's a picture or two with cigarette ash around if I remember correctly, but that points to Wu's complete lack of tidiness just as much as it does Wu smoking loads.
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Maradontia said:
John smokes?
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There is a picture of her at a hotel in SF and there are smokes on the bed by her purse. Could be just a party time thing but she also says she doesn't drink and the dust on her shelves looks a lot like the dust on a smoker's dashboard.
Former ambien addict, non-drinker, obsession with via coffee packets, the cigarettes. Many former addicts cling to drugs that they know will be minimally disruptive to their lives.

But I wanna hear more about the fascinating science of dust.
 
As a smoker I can confirm that the dust on Wu's shelves does look like an accumulation of fag ash, and the surfaces in my flat are approaching a similar state.

however, not being a dudebro sharing living space with another dude like the Wu's, and as Saturday morning has recently become Saturday afternoon, I'm about to get my lazy coffee drinking arse off the settee, walk away from the internet and do something about the fucking mess.
 
Zero self-awareness: a play in two tweets.

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Wu doesn't have a great record with boycotts.

Unfortunately the list of "cities, states, businesses, and institutions that we will be boycotting" will only be released on December 5th.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/king-boycott-injustice-police-brutality-article-1.2812999

I can't wait to see Wu backpedalling like a motherfucker when she realises she has to choose between Black Lives Matter and the latest gadget from one of the companies on BLM's Index Consumerum Prohibitorum.
 
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