Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Any idea how badly it could impact Wu's voice should he continue to smoke?

I'm hoping we end up with Gilbert Gottfreid-esque tones myself...

I have no idea about John's smoking habits. Everyone's body reacts differently to chemicals, carcinogens like cigarettes, cigars, chewing tobacco, etc. are no different. Less than a pack a day likely wouldn't affect his voice adversely. 1 pack a day would (probably) not change things too severely. More than 1 or 2 a day is when you start running into problems. If this retard smokes a pack a day or more immediately post-op then he's at a very real risk for both a stoma and throat cancer. At risk for a serious infection too, since cigarette smoke irritates the hell out of the mucosal linings in the respiratory system. Think back to the worst sore throat you ever had. Now imagine huffing in a face full of exhaust from an old car. It's not too dissimilar.

The doctors will no doubt tell him that quitting altogether is the best option, but failing that, he should stay away from smoking for at least 3-5 months.
 
I have no idea about John's smoking habits. .

Jaimas might know.

I think there's a picture or two with cigarette ash around if I remember correctly, but that points to Wu's complete lack of tidiness just as much as it does Wu smoking loads.
 
Monthly Patreon drop imminent.

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I don't know! Let me open up Wikipedia to check! Seriously, the fact that you can check the internet anytime and everywhere has made questions like "what is the difference between A and B" obsolete.

We need a new poll for November:

How will Brianna Wu's new voice sound?
  • Fran Dresher
  • Chris Tucker
  • Skeletor
  • alternatively: Orko
  • Cobra Commander / Starscream
  • Beaker (Muppets)
I vote Emo Phillips.
 
That's right John, POTUS has a big fucking red button that says DO NOT PRESS right on his desk in the Oval Office that launches all the nukes at once! We definitely should not let unstable, habitual liars get anywhere near it!

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Brianna "I wanted someone banned from a convention for taking a picture" Wu being critical of someone else's emotional maturity always gets a laugh from me.
 
Yeah, there is a picture somewhere of him with a pack of smokes sitting behind him on the bed. Marlboro lights IIRC.
It was actually an entire Carton I think. And it was a pic taken at a weekend trip too, not some week long ordeal or anything. It's almost like Chris taking a whole pack of sofa with him to that anime con, only somehow more white trash.
 
That's right John, POTUS has a big fucking red button that says DO NOT PRESS right on his desk in the Oval Office that launches all the nukes at once! We definitely should not let unstable, habitual liars get anywhere near it!

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Even i know there's a guy with a briefcase whose sole job is to whack anyone who comes close to the launch codea and say "NO!".
 
Does John think there's a literal red "launch nukes" button in the oval office like in cartoons? :story:
 
I don't know! Let me open up Wikipedia to check! Seriously, the fact that you can check the internet anytime and everywhere has made questions like "what is the difference between A and B" obsolete.

We need a new poll for November:

How will Brianna Wu's new voice sound?
  • Fran Dresher
  • Chris Tucker
  • Skeletor
  • alternatively: Orko
  • Cobra Commander / Starscream
  • Beaker (Muppets)

I'm going with Shmorky.
 
Even i know there's a guy with a briefcase whose sole job is to whack anyone who comes close to the launch codea and say "NO!".
The whole Biscuit and Nuclear Football thing is pretty interesting, but even the president is under a Two Man Rule and can't order an attack on his own. Just like it takes two people to activate a missile, it takes two to order a strike in case of a nutcase in charge. Secretary of Defense is the other, with a hierarchy of replacements if people have been wiped out.
 
That's right John, POTUS has a big fucking red button that says DO NOT PRESS right on his desk in the Oval Office that launches all the nukes at once! We definitely should not let unstable, habitual liars get anywhere near it!

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So Twitter terrorist Flynt/Wu, who is famous nationwide for being "petty, dishonest and cruel," is outraged that Trump is using a relentless Twitter attack to humiliate someone who has defied him.

This troon's arrant hypocrisy and utter lack of self-awareness are too vast to be measured or categorized.
 
Jaimas might know.

I think there's a picture or two with cigarette ash around if I remember correctly, but that points to Wu's complete lack of tidiness just as much as it does Wu smoking loads.

Wu's a light smoker at most.

She'll smoke if she gets stressed or irritated.

She does it for the same reason most people smoke - it relieves anxiety and depression. It's probably the only example you'll ever see of the person behind the snarl and the twisted labyrinth of insecurities she has, always concerned that it's catching up with her on some level or another.
 
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