Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Elbe said:
John really doesn't like his chin....that's a terrible bit of photoshopping.

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John's self posted photos never resemble him. Not even slightly.
 
Von Clausewitz said:
To be fair(*), the US election is basically a choice between Hitler... and a slightly smaller and less incompetent Hitler.

(*) Yes, I used that phrase on purpose.
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Honestly, no one can deny that lols that can be milked if a power hungry career criminal, who has sought after the presidential office her entire life, and is denied said desire by an oompa loompa game show host with the tact of a hammer, not to mention is just an affable caricature of the evil cartoon fat cat who just decided to get into politics 5 minutes ago and the chain reaction of chimpouts that will follow.

Both of these candidates will turn america into a smoking crater in 4 years, the only difference is how its done and how entertaining it is.If Brexit is any indication, november will be a beautiful as the salt will flow ripe for the taking.
 
Maradontia said:
It's all there in the Chessboard Logarthimickamicka for only $3.99, or free if you use the torrent.
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I just want to point out that the version of the Failboard Lethologica offered via the prompt in-game is the same version that existed back in 2014. Fucking shameless.

Human Institute Director said:
Why is Val called Unknown everywhere anyway? Is it some MGS2 metabullshit Wu tried to pull?
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Game data actually suggests that her original callsign was going to be something else entirely.
 
I'm actually shocked Wu is a fan of MGS. Isn't that series basically built on themes Wu's ilk would find problematic?
 
The highlight of the day.


Sadly, it also seems like it'll be the last one.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
The highlight of the day.

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Sadly, it also seems like it'll be the last one.
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So that's possibly one more person who failed to complete the game. I guess we'll see if the attempt continues tomorrow.

The attempt to find the Skip-to-Cutscene feature does raise a question. The store page of the special edition states that you have to complete the game once to unlock the skip-to-ending feature, but...has anyone who completed the game been able to access this feature? Or has the special edition content remained completely inaccessible meaning the extra 3-5 dollars you pay for the special edition is essentially fraud?
 
Catgirls are Love said:
The attempt to find the Skip-to-Cutscene feature does raise a question. The store page of the special edition states that you have to complete the game once to unlock the skip-to-ending feature, but...has anyone who completed the game been able to access this feature? Or has the special edition content remained completely inaccessible meaning the extra 3-5 dollars you pay for the special edition is essentially fraud?
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Nah, the feature does actually exist in the super special edition, you can see it in action at the end of this video:


You do have to beat the game first though, which is only for masochists. Even Wu obviously never played the game through in its entirety. Or maybe she did and just shipped the thing knowing it was broken, because she hasn't got the first clue how to fix it.
 
Norvic said:
Even Wu obviously never played the game through in its entirety. Or maybe she did and just shipped the thing knowing it was broken, because she hasn't got the first clue how to fix it.
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If you ask me, I feel Brianna simply lost interest in working on the game, likely because the fad of 'indie game developer' fell by the wayside on twitter, combined with the internet dogpiling that followed him wherever he went.

If anything, Frank pushed Brianna to release the game because of growing backlash on Kickstarter. Brianna would have been happy to let the whole thing collapse and ignore the multitudes of pissed off people left in his wake. Frank would have been blackballed because of his association with the project however, so he was forced to do something.
 
Here you guys go, the teeny little blurb about how Unknown is the best pilot evar
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Brianna should be taken to court for the crimes she regularly commits against comedy.
 
John can't and will never fix the game because he doesn't know how and doesn't care. He drove away or fired everyone that was competent at GSK and it's probably too complex for his basic skill set to fix.

The game didn't come out of his pocket. It was all Frank's money and John doesn't give a shit about trying to recover that money. That has to be why Frank was dealing with the Kickstarter backers after launch.

I'm sure John has walled up the game internally as his ego can't accept/deal with the embarsssment and failure of his giant turd. If John wasn't such an insufferable prick I'd feel sorry for him but he deserves everything that comes his way. Especially now that he's trying to distance himself from rev60 and reinvent himself.
 
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