Accel_Rider
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You know, autism.
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe
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He's a really stupid guy who thinks he's a genius and that everyone else is vastly dumber than he is.
Claiming that toffee is some kind of chocolate, after supposedly eating a toffee cookie, is typical of his stunning level of stupidity. Right up there with wiping the PSU.
He's like all of the other cows, except he has a sugar daddy with contacts in science fiction fandom. Imagine if Iconoclast were married to Frank. The world would now be enjoying the video game version of Jigaboo Junction. And Iconoclast would be on panels at SXSW and speaking at science fiction conventions.
Sadly for Flynt/Wu, even the SJWs are finally figuring out what he is. It will be fun to watch as he fades into oblivion.
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"I'm so much more accomplished than my husband, you gaizes!"
Really shouldn't Have posted a picture of the score breakdown, Wu. It makes it very damn obvious you were playing on a lower difficulty setting than Frank.
So much for Girlfriend Mode...
Really shouldn't Have posted a picture of the score breakdown, Wu. It makes it very damn obvious you were playing on a lower difficulty setting than Frank.
So much for Girlfriend Mode...
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Haha, Frank had more Perfects than she had total inputs.
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All the problems with this story:
- Wu still has no driver's licence, so she doesn't drive anywhere by herself.
- Salacious doesn't mean what Wu think it means, except she means "I was looking like Salacious B. Crumb".
- With a lack of a licence Wu can't exactly 'stop' at Starbucks. If at all, Frank probably has driven her there.
- Frank finished a "HUGE, HUGE project", something that was so big, that narcissist extraordinaire Brianna Wu thinks it is worth a tweet and her way to say: 'Congratulations and thank you for supporting me!' is buying him a cookie - from his own money.
- Wu allegedly ATE this cookie as she drove back home. So she stopped for the sole reason to bring her husband a measly cookie as a thank-you-gift, and she fucking ate it like a dog without any self-control.
Mind you, this wasn't a move where you sit at the gaming table and think "I ate too much nachos, perhaps I should cut back a little, later there will be pizza." and a few minutes later you find your fingers back in the nacho bowl anyway, because it is sitting there right in front of you and it is just too easy to eat a few more. The cookie didn't sat there on the seat next to her, it wasn't easy to grab. Wu had to reach to the passenger seat, opened the paper bag, pulled the cookie out of the bag, unwrapped the cookie and ate it - while driving with the other hand. That isn't exactly a 'hand inching towards' that cookie.
Furthermore, this shows that Wu has no idea how driving works. I can pretty much drive on autopilot and let my thoughts run away with me while driving, but once I have to do something out of the ordinary (opening a bottle or can, drinking, opening the glove compartment, changing the song on my mobile) I instantly get very aware of what I do. There is no chance in hell that you eat the cookie in the bag on the passenger seat without noticing it what you do.
Nope at some point she had to just think: "That cookie I bought for Frank, I'll eat half of it, because it is half mine." - Even her 'line of flawed reasoning' that should make more relatable to the reader, makes her look like an asshole, or a 8 year old child.
- This entire story is essentially this meme:
- She could have bought more cookies.
- And in the end, Wu doesn't even fill guilty about her actions, because she is a strong and edgy and quirky woman and that cookies was... OH STARBUCKS SEMPAI PLEASE NOTICE ME!
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You know that movie Identity? I think it's a bit like that, but with John Flynt instead of John Cusack.
Natalie, Brianna Wu, Holiday, Lauren Milovy, possibly Kiwifarms itself based on those timestamps. They're all facets of a broken mans psyche. Multiple personalities.
Frank Wu isn't trying to be quirky in those pictures of him. Those are screams of terror from someone encountering a lanky troll arguing with itself involving at least 8 different people in the conversation.
One day John will snap out of it. You'll be sitting at your computer one minute fellow Kiwis, shitposting on the farms, and the next minute you'll be dragged into reality. You are John Flynt. The nauseous feeling in your stomach as the penny drops turn to full blown horror. Franks face turns from a scream of terror to one of ecstatic relief.
"You're back John, you came back!". He smiles as you pass out.
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Wil Wheaton IS the Inadequate Man-Child!
A mild mannered cuck during the day and a sad, crying cuck at night!
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Mmm yeah no one cares, fuck off John
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When "black death goes viral" ?! STOP APPROPRIATING MY MEDIEVAL EUROPEAN CULTURE YOU TRANNY SHITLORD
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Blames Windows for being a mess....what a hypocrite.
Have you taken a look at your own windows John? Or anything else with a flat surface for that matter. Your whole house is a dusty shithole.
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Coming from the camp that thinks that any police officer involved with the shooting of a black perp should immediately be burned alive, am I right?
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This is probably the telltale sign that john will abandon his apple cred, will denounce them as shit (which they are) and move on to singing the virtues of Unix in an attempt to get leet haxor and engineer cred. He has to find someway to maintain relevance in a world where attention whores like him are a dime a dozen. He could try being a decent human being with mega autism and be moderately respected but that would be too much effort for john. Anymore limbs he can cut off to gain attention?
Accel_Rider
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The rule here that it is always exploitative when it comes to John.
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Of course, you can NEVER find any footage of the Twin Towers falling on any website ever!
If people don't want to watch people dying, you can always just not watch people dying.
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"Sorry, we can't show this video as proof of the defendant's innocence, it might trigger the plaintiff."
- Random court USA ca. 2052
Apples problems are no where near those Windows (had back in the day).
Tech Journalist Bipolar Wu everyone! Ordering an iPhone 7 in one week, claiming that Apple is a convoluted mess in the next! What will Wacky Wu say next? Stay tuned!