Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Flynt/Wu, professional tranny journalist, whose shrieking on Twitter has made him a much better writer.
(1) Has absolutely zero idea what the word salacious means. Uses it anyway.
(2) Capitalizes the word toffee for reasons known only to himself.
(3) According to their website, Starbucks' toffee cookies have -- big surprise comin' up real soon -- toffee in them, not chocolate. Does Flynt/Wu think toffee is chocolate? Did his metamorphosis into a tranny destroy his sense of taste?
(4) According to their website, Starbucks' toffee cookies have 300 calories, not 340.
(5) Uses towards instead of toward, which is standard in American English.
(6) "Before I knew it was gone" requires a comma after knew or, better still, rewriting.
(7) In "But the truth is, Twitter?" the question mark should be a comma. To be fair, I have to admit that using a question mark where a comma is called for is something that I've never seen before in my entire life.