Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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And that rainstorm? Albert Einstein.

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LordKaT said:
This isn't Chris Chan 2.0, this is the new iWu
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The jFlynt was selling great, it had been with us for a good 28 years, the jFlynt dongle has served us well over those years but only Apple has the courage to move on, today we're announcing that we will be removing the dongle from the jFlynt and we're proud to announce the brand new iWu, with it's wrinkled ceramic white exterior and sporty red antenna strip we think this is our most autistic version of the jFlynt yet and we think you're gonna loathe it.... and it gets better every iWu will come complete with a wireless frkWu and let me tell you this is our loudest frkWu yet with Apples new Perma-scream Engine and we're pleased to say he's fully compatible with the iWu's proprietary Frightening Port.
 
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AnOminous said:
I can imagine that commercial. A snarling lunatic in a filthy kitchen with garbage strewn everywhere and dust on every surface. Frank in the background going AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! AAAAAAAAAGH! over and over again. A caged dog whimpers in a pool of its own urine in a filthy crate. Great advertising.
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"...if a lovecraftian ghoul and an Asian guy with lockjaw who neglect thier dogs can cook with Blue Apron so can you!
pandawan said:
To nobody's surprise

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Let me stare smugly into the distance for a few seconds, musing about the fact that I called it that she doesn't read books, but listens to them.
SteelPlatedHeart said:
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I had.
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It wasn't until I watched a couple of let's plays that I realized how Revolution 60 is barely a game at all. Apart from the yawn-inducing combat sequences, there's no failure conditions in the other parts. It's more akin to a DVD menu than a game. Someone let me know if I'm actually stealing someone else's

I wonder how Wu's ego is doing now that it's actually released. At the very least, they have to acknowledge that legions of Twitter sycophants didn't translate to a successful game.

Peace and Harmony said:
Jill Stein struggling to make headway into capturing the all-important Rat King vote.

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Why aren't unisex bathrooms enough to cater to the 0.1-0.3% of citizens that this actually affects? People like Wu are all for safe spaces but want biological males to be able to walk into women's bathrooms.
The recent MtG debacle where the "transgender woman" had something between a 5 o'clock shadow and a beard shows that the Patrie-Archie comics aren't that far removed from reality.
 
uberzilla said:
It wasn't until I watched a couple of let's plays that I realized how Revolution 60 is barely a game at all. Apart from the yawn-inducing combat sequences, there's no failure conditions in the other parts. It's more akin to a DVD menu than a game. Someone let me know if I'm actually stealing someone else's
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If you fail enough of the QTEs you automatically get a shitty ending, but it's basically impossible unless you're really trying hard to fuck up. Even if you die in combat enough to run out of medkits (almost impossible even on the bullshit hardest difficulty) you just lose 5 proficiency points (basically nothing) and have to redo the fight from scratch.

It's not a game at all. It's a terrible animated movie with continue prompts.
 
uberzilla said:
Why aren't unisex bathrooms enough to cater to the 0.1-0.3% of citizens that this actually affects? People like Wu are all for safe spaces but want biological males to be able to walk into women's bathrooms.
The recent MtG debacle where the "transgender woman" had something between a 5 o'clock shadow and a beard shows that the Patrie-Archie comics aren't that far removed from reality.
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Not to be off topic but are you referring to Alesha? I think she did a vastly better job at passing than Wu ever will.
 
Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
So I don't recognize the third one, but her first two choices are a violent amoral sociopath with some mad rapey overtones and an emotionally stunted hacker with a long history of sexual abuse and mental illness.
Goddamn, Wu may be almost self aware.
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The third one is the female terminator from terminator 3, I think
 
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