Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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The ultimate conclusion of futurist genius John Walker Flynt: the people I disagree with are actually evil. Deep stuff, John - best of luck with your lol-cow roundup.

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1. Get a bunch of irrelevant streamers who all agree Republicans suck together for events and announce a meaningless "alliance" of voting/canvassing/phone banking.
2. ?
3. Democrats win 2024 election.

Congrats, John, you've reinvented a lamer version of NetRoots Nation and MoveOn.
 
There's a worrying amount of people calling John "cis". Are trannies seriously so blind that they haven't figured out that John is a tranny yet, even after 10 years? This has been open knowledge since 2014.
It's like that Monty Python sketch where a room filled with people with bad toupees are amazed to discover the other guys are also wearing toupees.
It used to be that current events could be discussed by drawing analogies with World War II. Nowadays, Monty Python.

He's married to a Wu-man! That makes him normal. He isn't a broken branch disgracing his family in a completely infertile fake marriage.

Sure, they will have no descendents, but scream-face chink Frank is still totally normal. He's heterosexual. He is married to a Wu-man!
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In his defense, I will say it is difficult to stand next to an M60 without wanting to scream, "CHAAAAARGE!!"
 
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Color me surprised that the people who constantly preach against "transphobic language" in public turn out to be using that exact same language in private. This is why I can't take big leftist personalities on the internet seriously.
 
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Actually John turns out you're a fucking idiot.

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Actually John turns out you're a fucking idiot.

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John, nobody else has ever once considered you "reasonably smart".
I think most that even know about you think you're an idiot willing to say anything to look intelligent; but after the whole "If you throw a rock from the moon to earth, it would have the impact of a nuclear bomb" thing I think of you as kind of an oaf.
 
Actually John turns out you're a fucking idiot.

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It was dumb, I agree, but a mistake? I don't think so. Even if you set aside a possible motive to delay voting on a funding bill, Bowman was a fucking middle school principal for ten years before becoming a representative. Y'know, schools where fire alarms like the one he pulled are fucking everywhere? Schools in New York where they have fire drills twelve times a year? Either he was a grossly incompetent principal, he's retarded, or he's lying.

Not only that, it's a fire alarm right next to a very clearly marked emergency exit that specifically says "push until alarm sounds, door will unlock in 30 seconds." Nowhere does it say to pull the fucking fire alarm:
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There was no good reason for him to be going out that way, so again, either he went full retard or he did this deliberately. I don't really expect much in the intelligence department from a Skwad member, honestly, but I'm going with the latter myself.
 
"GAMERGATERS could be here," John Walker Flynt thought. "I've never been on this site before. There could be GAMERGATERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his wendigo chest. "I HATE GAMERGATERS" he thought. Pinball machine sounds reverberated his entire house, making it pulsate even as the troonshine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Deagle Nation after dark. "With a rich husband, you can have any pinball machine you want" he said to himself, out loud.
 
Maybe should be in Deep Thunks thread but if a tranny coofs while dilating, what speed do you think the dilator would eject at?
 
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It's great that John is hyping up these genderfucks. I wonder which piece of practical advice he can give to these struggling young coomers: that they just need to get their parents to throw a quarter million+ dollars at them, or to just go find an industrious chink in screaming cargos to carry them off into the sunset.

John was lucky enough to get the chop back when people were too polite to state the obvious. And freakish as his stature and countenance may be, he had/has the sense to not be quite as out-and-out obnixious in his trannydom, in fact tacitly denying it and trying to go for the "professional but nerdy" natal Mary Sue. Godzillette of Tech. With all the free time he was afforded being carried by the Wu-han Wailer, he was able to "girl talk" his way into a "hip" industry and a fake "canidacy," and now parlays that into being some kind of bullshit "talking head" that for some god-forsaken reason people actually talk to with a straight face.

The young troons he's pumping up will not have as easy a time with their stinkditch as John's privileged ass has had.

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I would love to know how John described the Catboy Ranch.
I leave on a six day vacation to check off some bucket list items I've wanted to do all my life and attend a pretty dope convention, and the very fucking day that I left and couldn't get onto the farms for all that time because hotel internet was SHIT, is when the news dropped that Wu finally admitted in private the farms had been right all along.

As had anybody with a pair of functioning eyeballs and a braincell.

Incidentally, for what it's worth, while talking with a female friend at said convention about how goddamn stupid the concept of non-binary is as a 'gender' or whatever, Brianna Wu's name was mentioned by my friend because it was relevant somehow. My friend specifically used male pronouns to describe Wu. Nobody is fooled even years after Wu's relevance as being a self-appointed woman soapbox had its five minutes of fame in the media.
 
Kind of late, but I just wanted to say no one ever believed Wu was a real woman, not even his biggest cheerleaders. I remember back when /r/GamerGhazi was active and Wu was briefly a mod there. At the time, /r/GamerGhazi supported Wu more than probably any other spaace, and they sucked his mangled dick any time they could... yet even they didn't believe he was a real woman. Most people assumed he was an out and proud troon because he doesn't pass in the slightest, as well as his troon activism.

I remember when /r/GamerGhazi had to eventually address this because members there kept calling him trans. There was a thread about it and it clarified that he had never identified as trans. I remember the struggle session during that time where half the people were trying to assure the other half that Wu was a real honest woman and that there are totally real women that look like him. When people pointed out the before pictures and his old blog posts about bottom, I'm sorry, ""bladder"" surgery, /r/GamerGhazi mods would insist that the before photos were fake and that normal women totally get ""bladder"" surgery all the time.

Even this reasoning wasn't enough to convert all the users over there, but it didn't matter because the mods decided he wasn't trans and that everyone had to agree or get banned. It became a silent "rule" to correct anyone saying Wu was trans for ""safety"" reasons. No matter what anyone would say, you were to reply that Wu isn't trans and deny any evidence, if that failed to work you would alert the mods and have them remove the comments and ban the user.

I bring this up because I can't stand seeing the posts about "wow people failed to clock Wu this whole time?!" No, no they did not. EVERYONE knew Wu was a troon the entire time. I don't even get why Wu tried to pretend otherwise since no one believed him and it ended up biting him in the ass when his fellow troons would passive aggressively tell him he couldn't speak on troon issues because he's not a troon.
 
John, nobody else has ever once considered you "reasonably smart".
I think most that even know about you think you're an idiot willing to say anything to look intelligent; but after the whole "If you throw a rock from the moon to earth, it would have the impact of a nuclear bomb" thing I think of you as kind of an oaf.
Erm did you not see the failed test the other month where Putin used his BriRox(TM) system to nearly destroy Kiev and disguised it as a failed moon landing?
If only we'd listened
 
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