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Feel like they probably should bring on a feminist to make the "feminist case" for whatever but I'm not a Twitch streamer so what do I know.
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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The run was very sloppy. Lots of reactive gameplay, delayed throws, it all went to shit in Wart's castle and the Wart fight was a complete fuckup, yes. Missed throws, no sense of timing. Pretty sure Wuflynt's reflexes are failing
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This find is SICK, John - I can't wait till recess tomorrow when we let everyone know, the guys will p*ss their pants!
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Wu touts SMB2 as a perfect speed running game because, according to him, it is completely deterministic. It shouldn't be a surprise that he then fucks up when a sprite suddenly steps left instead of right or doesn't attack when it is supposed to.
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I do like how it both implies John discovered this himself, when it was undoubtedly one of the first fucking things he looked up, and skips over how simply playing the game normally will net you more experience points than grinding.
He makes more work for himself then brags about it.
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What's funny is that controller is nice, but not so nice that a speedrunner with turbo autism would prize it. It's basically "Hey, do you want a "best of all worlds" controller that's going to work on Switch, PC, and other consoles with a decent d-pad?"
It isn't some holy grail of controllers like some people make it out to be. A turbo autist would be playing on a real SNES pad.
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It just breaks my heart - why can't people all over the world be compassionate like John Walker Flynt is compassionate?
Then you should bludgeon him and his family to death with a hammer, Nazi freaking OWNED
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Then you should bludgeon him and his family to death with a hammer, Nazi freaking OWNED
The most serious political pundit who ever lived.
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That sounds like a lie. Remember when Brianna Wu lied about getting all the achievements for Final Fantasy XIII?The most serious political pundit who ever lived.
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Consoom consoom consoom until your life is one day filled with meaning.
The compassionate left is a movement of joy and hope.
The compassionate left is a movement of joy and hope.
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I mean, it is -technically- deterministic in that the exact same set of inputs will always result in the exact same set of results as the game generates and burns its limited RNG based on player input, and a lot of the game is on global timers, but that also means your actions affect that RNG. What Wu really means is that SMB2 is forgiving, and it is, especially when you skip all the bosses except birdo until the end. Even Wart is pretty easy, once you learn Wart's belch cycle time and just as importantly, the veggie spawn timer. Tons of runners and casual players have learned this timer. Wu has not.
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The planet rotates, John. It's a measure of the rotation from an initial point. It's down to the hour (or half hour depending) for simplicity's sake, all kinds of things do calculations down to the second or more for accuracy. Linear time constrains humans because we can't experience it any other way so even our technology assumes linear time in the physics, as the Godzilla of Tech you might be familiar with something like how server locations are decided.
edit: Interesting, they're just a social construct, John:
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I hope John can stick with this new chase of stirring shit with zoomer drama streamers. I'm sure it will go very well for him.
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So in five attempts, we have Jetlag, jetlag, and jet lag, with John getting it right only once.
And it wouldn't surprise me if John claims to have jet lag after taking a flight that began and ended in the same time zone.
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John has "jet lag" just staying at home. At least if "jet lag" just means "being a complete fucking moron."
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If you asked Briana how local time worked before time zones, do you think he'd know?
What if he were asked who defined time zones in the US, and why?
What if he were asked who defined time zones in the US, and why?
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Buy expensive car. Do fuck all with it. Repeat.
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You think if John did all this "restoration" that there would be a single YouTube video at least of him showing off his skills.
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And it's odd that what we've seen of John's professional Porsche-repairin' tool collection seems to consist of one pair of Vise-Grips and two screwdrivers.
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I bet I've done more sportscar restoration than John and all I've done is helped someone else replace the shitty plastic gear Chevrolet decided to use in a Corvette to crank up the pop-up headlight with a metal gear because the teeth on the plastic gear got stripped.
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If this moron worked on it it's now worth next to nothing.. Buyers who know these types of cars will ask him two questions about the maintenance that John couldn't answer and he gets offered 500 bucks.
But yeah, keep larping as this super awesome car mechanic John, that's very male, just like you are.