Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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This nigger seriously thinks he can run a marathon? Goddamn, I already thought he was disillusional thinking he was a women, but the "John Walker Flynt sportsdude" arc might be even more hilarious.
He'd probably do a Fat Rick and cheat. Plus run in a woman's marathon.
God damn but this is sad. His toxic masculine mindset means that he takes everything as a challenge.
The most annoying thing about troons is they insist on being considered women without even the slightest effort actually to act like women. It's like they take every masculine stereotype (except the positive ones) and dial them up to 11 while daring you to call them men. Then scream "It's MAAAAAAAA'AM" while hurling objects around in male hulk rage.
 
I have know about 3 people who have trained for a marathon.

One person was doing it to "finish" and had a completion time of ~8 hours and explained that if all you cared about was crossing the finish line for a bucket list item, you start in the last group, wait about 10 minutes after the official start time of you group for the pack to thin, and then just start walking. If you are just wanting to haul your ass 26.2 miles and are more in shape than DSP, it is 100% mental. You just have to keep drinking electrolytes and force your to body to keep putting one foot in front of the other. The only prep work you really need to do is make sure your shoes are not rubbing anywhere on anything. Other than that the only reason you can't complete a marathon is you are mentally weak.
(I think they were nuts and understating things, but they say they've done this for several cities and also claim they got some 60 year old guy who had never run before across the finish line by drill-sergeanting him and refusing to let him give up.)

I knew another person who was not exactly competing to win, but was trying to get a respectable time by actually running a marathon. He was far, far from out of shape before starting, but they trained for about a year, with two ~three-month periods of being extremely serious about it (a initial training peroid, a healing period for maintenance, a second training peroid, and then recovery before the event). During the "serious" periods they were eating 6,000-9,000 calories every day and had tons of unexpected ancillary problems - but the calories are what always stuck with me becasue he described the diet as "great for the first week, and then hell. My wife was dumping (cooked) chicken breast and heavy cream into a blender with protein powder at 9pm to make the most disgusting smoothies because i needed more protein & fat that day and was too tired to chew." And again, he played competitive weekend-league sports and when he was done said he wasn't doing that again.

And I know one person who started, and then decided after a month or two that marathons were for suckers and settled for going for a 13.1 sticker. They didn't say if they were making chicken breast smoothies or not, but he had also talked about the obscene amounts of food you'd eat getting calories stocked to run your trial 26.2 on the treadmill.

We've seen the disgusting slop John makes. A hello fresh meal contains like 1/10th the calories someone training for a marathon needs. Maybe he's sneaking some slices of his gumbo on the side, but from what other people have told me there is zero chance John is getting the calories do what he he's doing and have the gunt he does.
Not only that, but consider how many times he's apparently blown out his knees while running and needing surgery for that (assuming it's not just a cover story for yet another troon surgery, anyway). I'm no expert, not even an amateur, but my gut tells me that someone doing that much damage to their joints outside of a marathon is in no way capable of actually completing one. Tack on other evidence (the gunt, the Twitter addiction, spending countless hours on bullshit like speedrunning), and it's clear that John is, once again, lying out his ass.
 
Not only that, but consider how many times he's apparently blown out his knees while running and needing surgery for that (assuming it's not just a cover story for yet another troon surgery, anyway). I'm no expert, not even an amateur, but my gut tells me that someone doing that much damage to their joints outside of a marathon is in no way capable of actually completing one. Tack on other evidence (the gunt, the Twitter addiction, spending countless hours on bullshit like speedrunning), and it's clear that John is, once again, lying out his ass.
The truth could be that he once finished a mini-marathon by lightly jogging so now he feels confident he could actually run something 8x as long. It would fit his brand of hubris.
 
Yes John, billionaires need to pay their fair share so that hardworking, low-income families that yours have a fighting chance to advance in society. Not you, though. You shouldn't have to pay anything extra because you're one of the good guys.

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Legendary Hollywood starlet John Walker Flynt chimes in with powerful assent.

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Yes John, billionaires need to pay their fair share so that hardworking, low-income families that yours have a fighting chance to advance in society. Not you, though. You shouldn't have to pay anything extra because you're one of the good guys.

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This dummy is still showing he thinks billionaires pay income taxes. Even funnier is you can tell he doesn't know what a marginal rate is.

Legendary Hollywood starlet John Walker Flynt chimes in with powerful assent.

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"We barely talk about it" he says as he talks about the book about it from the famous person who said this kind of stuff many years ago.
 
Legendary Hollywood starlet John Walker Flynt chimes in with powerful assent.

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John's idea that getting "repeatedly raped" is "the norm" for women in Hollywood seems a bit over the top, even for the Dedham Horror. Of course, there's probably a bit of John fantasizing about being a woman in Hollywood involved in this dementia.
 
Or, people can stop acting as if getting misgendered is akin to a physical attack. How do non-binary people get misgendered anyway?
I have some other suggestions:
"Excuse me snowflake"
"Hi there fatty"
"Back to hell with thee, unholy Lovecraftian horror"
 
In the South, the singular of y'all is you.The only people who use y'all as singular are transplanted Yankees. It's one of the ways we identify them.

Ya'll can be used in singular, but it has to be used as a broadcast and not direct communication.

i.e. When we're in the Chik-fil-a drive through, I turn to you and say "What do ya'll want?" I am addressing all of the passengers in the car, the number of passengers just happens to be one.
If I am telling a hulking wendigo in wornout black dress that it very obviously is a man I would say "You don't pass as woman" as I'm conveying that directly to a singular party and no one else.

Regardless, John is dumb because trying to use it a replacement for Sir/Ma'am would result in shit like "Excuse me, ya'll, how can I help you" is an extremely retarded sentence only a yankee would think of uttering.
 
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I legitimately ponder if John would be uglier as a man or cosplaying as a woman and can't really decide. This is truly horrifying, but would his non surgically altered self be as bad a Russell Greer?
He at least looked semi-normal before he trooned. Even though he was a fat boy, he didn't look like a circus freak.
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Note that he is standing next to Janet Reno and is visibly taller. Janet Reno was 6'2". The number of women who are 6'4" or taller is virtually 0.
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Imagine having to be around this gigantic hulking ogre of an obvious dude and have to pretend he's a woman.
 
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