Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
Prime example is the "I did (pay some to do) this!". That's the red thread throughout his life.
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It even extends to his sex change, because if not for Frank's bottomless well of money, poor ol' John Flynt would still be Buffalo Bill-ing it up on the mean streets of Boston.
 
Mola Ram said:
It even extends to his sex change, because if not for Frank's bottomless well of money, poor ol' John Flynt would still be Buffalo Bill-ing it up on the mean streets of Boston.
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I think he might be hanging around Old Mis' and surrounding areas doing a transvestite uncle Rico thing and asking teenagers if they ever heard that dutch techno song from 2001, because he was so big in the Mississippi rave scene back then. Practically wrote that song, he would get mad royalties if the amnesia hadn't made him forget were he put the contract. Did I mention he was in politics? Right there in the bunker when 9/11 happened.
He would definitely be yet another burnout.

Having met some burnouts throughout the years I also think John would be the kind of guy that claims to be an expert in martial arts and he trained police officers in the past. I don't know why that's a recurring them among people like that.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
Having met some burnouts throughout the years I also think John would be the kind of guy that claims to be an expert in martial arts and he trained police officers in the past.
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I can imagine Bullshido John going on about his expertise in krav maga.
 
AnOminous said:
I can imagine Bullshido John going on about his expertise in krav maga.
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"I've crippled so many men bigger than me" says the 6'4" man in a miniskirt "you just push the nose bone into the brain".

I wonder to what extent he would lie without Frank and his current lifestyle, we have seen his claims before he met him. There's some limits right now and Frank is probably a passive restraint of sorts.
 
This is cute and funny because actually John has a 37-page CV packed with his real accomplishments that generations afterward will remember him for.

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Not to mention you're fucking fat, just putting that out there.

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Thank you for sharing John, I honestly had no idea that this megacorporation had my safety and best interests in mind. I love Apple so much. Apple cares for me.

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Peace and Harmony said:
This is cute and funny because actually John has a 37-page CV packed with his real accomplishments that generations afterward will remember him for.



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"while pelotoning"
well, a least he's accurately doing something like an overpriveleged middled aged woman...a workout so low intensity we can fuck around on twitter while doing it.
Thats focus and dedication right there.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
This is cute and funny because actually John has a 37-page CV packed with his real accomplishments that generations afterward will remember him for.

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Not to mention you're fucking fat, just putting that out there.

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Thank you for sharing John, I honestly had no idea that this megacorporation had my safety and best interests in mind. I love Apple so much. Apple cares for me.

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I live in a town full of yuppy scum, and don't think I have never heard anything more yuppy scum than the usage of "Peloton" as a verb.
 
I wonder if John realizes how prevalent child sexual abuse is on Twitter and that Musk is actually doing something about it?
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
Remember that's he thinks "hacking" is superior to doing anything normally. He doesn't mention that he's in the Wu Sped category for the GBA version because he "hacked" the system. "Hacking" in this case is always synonymous with cheating in some way or paying for shortcuts that allows him to cheat and lie. Prime example is the "I did (pay some to do) this!". That's the red thread throughout his life.
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Oh, I'm well aware. He tried to pull the same thing with Resident Evil remake, asking to split out a PS5 category when he was like 99th ranked on the combined leaderboards but he was the only person with a PS5 run at the time.
 
White Devil said:
I wonder if John realizes how prevalent child sexual abuse is on Twitter and that Musk is actually doing something about it?
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Troons approve of child grooming, though. That's why they had anyone who pointed it out banned.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
How dare you tamper with the writing of Professional Journalist John!

He actually wrote: "Hi. I'm been an Apple pundit for a decade."
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I can't believe I missed that and besmirched the world's most prominent tech columnist like that. I'm starting to think sudoku is my only way back towards honor.

Peace and Harmony said:
Not to mention you're fucking fat, just putting that out there.

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"when am I going to learn, the carefully thought out stuff gets no reach"

Wouldn't you have to actually produce some of that though?
 
Since Wu's speedrunning arc seems to be the new flavor, I'll add some more details on how pointless John's accomplishments are. There was already a pretty good breakdown about how Wu is stacking obscure categories to basically become first by default solely for bragging rights. But I wanted to add how inconsequential the records themselves tend to be. When it comes to getting "famous" in speedrunning, it's usually less about whether you have a record time and more about whether you develop key tech/routes for a run. That also tends to be the part that speedrunners really brag about. That's also why with a lot of solved games or games that get bounties, the focus is more on finding new glitches/techniques to make the category fresh and relevant. That's the more interesting part versus simply getting a world record.
 
Obviously these fucking WHITE MEN are clueless to the fact that John Walker Flynt is SPACE COMMANDER John Walker Flynt and should therefore shut the fuck up.

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Peace and Harmony said:
Obviously these fucking WHITE MEN are clueless to the fact that John Walker Flynt is SPACE COMMANDER John Walker Flynt and should therefore shut the fuck up.

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WU-wee! Bri Bri is getting spicy. Speaking of privatizing things that bear heavily on human survival...why isn't bri bri talking about biotechnology

I forget, was it the revenue from Reolution 60 that fincanced the Porsches and pinball machines? or Benchmade knives and multihundred dollar ice cream machines (which we don't hear about anymore) or Peloton bikes with workouts so intense that she can barely tweet while riding...that's all dividends from GiantSpaceKat's meteoric rise in the industry, right?
 
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