Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Ghostse]

a Mississippi slug-job

New Miss'ippi John lore

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Every time John talks about anything 'battlespace' I feel like I'm about to have an embolism.

Whoever taught him that word should be beaten with a sack of oranges.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Isn’t battlespace where you can throw rocks at planets to kill people?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

You are a man, John.

 

[Articles and Nudes]

What Ferry Porsche did has nothing to do with me!!!

What the Chinks and Pakis do has nothing to do with us, and yet...

 

[Mola Ram]

You are a man, John.

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I should probably not be surprised that there's a heavy correlation between having a martyr complex and chopping your own dick off.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I need to know efficient ways to end my own life.

 

[Particle Bored]

I need to know efficient ways to end my own life.

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"Respect my pronouns or I'll fucking kill you" might not be the best face to put out there.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

What's that? You're a man-tranny?

 

[Karl Franz]

Translation: John fumbled with clutch and ended up stalling the engine at the traffic lights.

 

[Particle Bored]

Translation: John fumbled with clutch and ended up stalling the engine at the traffic lights.

I wanna see this faggot drive his stick-shift on San Francisco hills.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Yeah John you'll be leaving the platform any day now.

 

[Stinkyboy]

John doesn’t just “dump his clutch” (not burn like most people say); he drops his whole tranny.

 

[AnOminous]

John doesn’t just “dump his clutch” (not burn like most people say); he drops his whole tranny.

How can he operate a manny tranny after cutting off his stick?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

White men who are certain they're right about everything...definitely not a reference to working class black woman John Walker Flynt.

 

[AnOminous]

White men who are certain they're right about everything...definitely not a reference to working class black woman John Walker Flynt.

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Good job, John, curse those filthy fucking privileged wealthy white males who do nothing but drive around in their Porches, pay women a dollar and then fire them, and fly to Thailand to get their willies chopped off.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

You are a man, John.

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I've never seen anyone give John "bullshit" about restoring cars. The only time I've seen people be critical about John's hobby is correctly pointing out how much money he spends on it whenever he tries to act like an average Joe or man of the people instead of a jobless loser who gets everything financed by his husband. And even then, I wouldn't necessarily say they're critical of the hobby, it's more using it as an example of John being out of touch.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

White men who are certain they're right about everything...definitely not a reference to working class black woman John Walker Flynt.

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I don't know what any of that has to do with unbanning a shitposter that 52% of 15 million users voted to bring back. Why are you denying an election result, John? Doing that on Twitter is literally dangerous to democracy.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

I need to know efficient ways to end my own life.

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Instead of killing yourself, make some jokes about fat blue-haired gender studies SJW weirdos with xie/xer pronouns.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

You are a man, John.

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Yeah, repairing 30-year-old cars from the 1960s led to a career in software engineering. Might as well claim that working on great-granddad's steam-powered tractors led to a career as a brain surgeon.

Not to mention that the auto restoration lie is ludicrously outrageous: high school John Flynt, a morbidly obese girly boy, would have shrieked in horror if a drop of grease ever fell onto his bloated hands.