Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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um problematic much John? POC's died in 9/11 you know.

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consoom and consoom and consoom and question nothing

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Peace and Harmony said:
No woman in history has suffered more than keffals and of course John Walker Flynt.

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But Keffals is a man?

I think John literally doesn't know about any women comedians, there's a whole subset of them that constantly try to break this supposed line women aren't allowed to cross. Amy Schumer, Chelsea Handler, Jessa Reed and Sarah Silverman are just some of the semi-famous ones. (Not necessarily endorsing any of these as actually and always funny!)

Peace and Harmony said:
um problematic much John? POC's died in 9/11 you know.

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The best part about this? That "fairly witty remark about hyperbolic online attacks" John loves was taken by Keffals from the Kiwi Farms. Somebody here made that image and posted literally the same thing verbatim. That's where he got it from.
 
AirdropShitposts said:
Amy Schumer, Chelsea Handler, Jessa Reed and Sarah Silverman are just some of the semi-famous ones. (Not necessarily endorsing any of these as actually and always funny!)
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Sarah Silverman was funny back before she went full woke and stopped being allowed to tell actually funny jokes. Too bad because actually funny female comedians are few and far between.
 
AnOminous said:
Sarah Silverman was funny back before she went full woke and stopped being allowed to tell actually funny jokes. Too bad because actually funny female comedians are few and far between.
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The "disagrees" are likely coming from people too young to remember when she was funny, which says a lot about how long she's been an insufferable cunt.
 
John is going on a “Twitter Break”. I’m guessing it’ll last around 8 hrs, maybe more before the withdrawal hits
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Karellen said:
John is going on a “Twitter Break”. I’m guessing it’ll last around 8 hrs, maybe more before the withdrawal hits
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I dunno, it might be longer after Musk's order to revisit this whole "deadnaming" policy goes into effect.

It might not be long before just calling him John Walker Flynt is no longer a bannable thing.

Also he's even whining pathetically that his "backchannels" are no longer working. His over 9,000 reports a day are just getting ignored! Poor John!
 
Frosted Snowflakes said:
I'll give it 24 hours.
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It's optimistic that you think John can last even that long. He's a terminally online twitter addict. Without his echo chamber and validation for every little thing he does he has to spend time thinking about how shallow his life is.

Who am I kidding, he thinks he's living the high life with his multiple German sports cars and totally cool arcade of pinball machine because he's a vapid consumer moron. But he still needs the asspats from the bird site.

Watching him demand that Frank pay the monthly fee to keep his checkmark would be peak entertainment though.
 
Lou's Sentient Backfat said:
It's optimistic that you think John can last even that long. He's a terminally online twitter addict. Without his echo chamber and validation for every little thing he does he has to spend time thinking about how shallow his life is.

Who am I kidding, he thinks he's living the high life with his multiple German sports cars and totally cool arcade of pinball machine because he's a vapid consumer moron. But he still needs the asspats from the bird site.

Watching him demand that Frank pay the monthly fee to keep his checkmark would be peak entertainment though.
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Well, you're semi-right, anyway. It did take him an incredible amount of self-restraint, but he almost made it a full two days without tweeting (though he did a retweet in the meantime so he clearly wasn't on that much of a break).

He breaks the silence by stating that he's going to do more productive things with his time, like...speedrunning. RebellionPAC, what's that?
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He then clarifies by stating that he's not actually going to quit Twitter because it's just too important to him, surprising absolutely no one. Whoever said that the people threatening to leave Twitter are the same as those crying that they were gonna flee to Canada after Trump was elected was dead-on.
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Looks like Johnny Boy's gonna have to really work at that whole speedrunning thing though. Notice how his Twitch bio says "2nd Fastest Princess Peach Speedrunner in the world"? Yeah, turns out that even though he bitched at the mods until they added a category just for him to place first in, his record has already been broken.
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To add insult to injury, Ronald is one of the mods of the SMA leaderboards, and he's the mod that acquiesced to John's demands in the first place. And given the forum's current clearnet issues that are forcing a lot of us onto Dutch VPNs, the fact that he's from the Netherlands is just the cherry on top. Never mind that John's supposed claim to fame is bullshit anyway, considering that there are several dozen people faster than him on the original SMB2 in his preferred category, including fourteen faster than his All-Stars run. There aren't enough asterisks in the world for all the qualifiers John would need for his bullshit.

At any rate, while I won't be surprised if he tweets less for a bit, like any addict, he'll be back. In the meantime, if you can suffer through his technical ineptitude and his Kermit voice, it seems like that'll be where John content will be coming from. Probably get to see people speedrunning getting banned from John's chat, if anyone actually bothers to tune in.
 
King Dead said:
Well, you're semi-right, anyway. It did take him an incredible amount of self-restraint, but he almost made it a full two days without tweeting (though he did a retweet in the meantime so he clearly wasn't on that much of a break).

He breaks the silence by stating that he's going to do more productive things with his time, like...speedrunning. RebellionPAC, what's that?
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He then clarifies by stating that he's not actually going to quit Twitter because it's just too important to him, surprising absolutely no one. Whoever said that the people threatening to leave Twitter are the same as those crying that they were gonna flee to Canada after Trump was elected was dead-on.
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Looks like Johnny Boy's gonna have to really work at that whole speedrunning thing though. Notice how his Twitch bio says "2nd Fastest Princess Peach Speedrunner in the world"? Yeah, turns out that even though he bitched at the mods until they added a category just for him to place first in, his record has already been broken.
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To add insult to injury, Ronald is one of the mods of the SMA leaderboards, and he's the mod that acquiesced to John's demands in the first place. And given the forum's current clearnet issues that are forcing a lot of us onto Dutch VPNs, the fact that he's from the Netherlands is just the cherry on top. Never mind that John's supposed claim to fame is bullshit anyway, considering that there are several dozen people faster than him on the original SMB2 in his preferred category, including fourteen faster than his All-Stars run. There aren't enough asterisks in the world for all the qualifiers John would need for his bullshit.

At any rate, while I won't be surprised if he tweets less for a bit, like any addict, he'll be back. In the meantime, if you can suffer through his technical ineptitude and his Kermit voice, it seems like that'll be where John content will be coming from. Probably get to see people speedrunning getting banned from John's chat, if anyone actually bothers to tune in.
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"I'm thinking about leaving twitter now that my blue check mark is going to be yanked unless I fork over $8 a month"
 
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