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It's like he read Maddoxes old articles about jumping higher, running faster, and being able to do math better than children, but took them literally.
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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Mario Party may come down to chance 90% of the time (especially the bonus stars that can make you go from last to first and ruin friendships), but you can choose to go easy on the kids in the places where you have some control. When you come to an intersection, you can "accidentally" pick the path that takes you farther from the star and give the kids a chance to catch up. And it's easy enough to throw a minigame, as long as it's not a team-based one with one of the kids on your team, in which case you should do your best so as not to sandbag them.
John, sociopath that he is, views children as weak and easy prey, because John is a man with the mindset of a teenage boy when it comes to video game competition. He doesn't care how many handicaps he needs, whether it's playing on the easiest difficulty or fighting literal children. A win is a win, after all.
Finally, apropos of nothing else, a much more accurate version of John's tweet:
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You've already made your stance on abortion abundantly clear, Brianna. No need to keep on about it.
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In reality, the kids would kick his ass and then he'd throw a temper tantrum and sulk for weeks.
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In order for the Democrats to win in the midterms, they need to get more people to vote for them - that's today's hard-hitting political analyst from Executive Director John Walker Flynt.
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Gee and all I need not to starve to death is food. Thanks for that insight John. Straight from Mississippi!
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John has the hard-hitting insights that can only come from wasting 10 years in college tripping on Ambien and tricking drunk frat boys into anal sex instead of pursuing a journalism degree.
Next up: "High gas prices are the fault of SAND NIGGERS!" - NASA Shuttle Cmdr. and three time NASCAR champion Brianna Wu
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Are these constant we need coalition building -> REEEE TRAITORS GET OUT -> we need to work together -> REEEEEEE FUCK OFF MODERATES cycles part of his manic-depressive cycles or related to something else?
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a great way to get people to vote for Democrats would be to convince them that Brianna Wu is a Republican.
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Frank's relatives are fucking DUMB as SHIT, just like Frank
oh no! Your only hope is to kill yourself.
oh no! Your only hope is to kill yourself.
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but wait - John's paraded around how the younger generations aren't as strong and cool as John is b/c they've never had to set an IRQ channel jumper, etc
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WiFi needs to be restarted? That sounds like a millennial problem as well. Elderly can absolutely follow the instructions of "pull the plug, wait a second, plug it back in" which is what "restarted" and "power cycle" means.
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It's so cute when John pretends to give a shit about the elderly, like when he bowed out of his failing second congressional run because he didn't want to risk spreading COVID to old people.
I mean, it's not like he had to go door to door to do campaigning, and it's merely a coincidence that John was getting his shit pushed in at the polls and needed an excuse to bail with minimal ego bruising!
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And he thinks we don't know the screaming Celestial paypig just lets him win every time to appease his cockless pet.
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I haven’t heard gooks being called celestials in ages! Not since AIDS was GRID.
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He is more properly described as a chink.
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You are not childfree, John. You are gay and stupid. (but I repeat myself)
Republican canidates shaking in their boots nationwide.
Republican canidates shaking in their boots nationwide.
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The question is, do they know how to perform a PSU wipe or is that knowledge closely guarded by Tech Expert Brianna Wu?