Frank also has an actual job with actual credentials, and John has nothing except Twitter cred. Whatever actually happens in their house John is going to spin it as he is the superior woman, and Frank doesn't give a shit because it doesn't matter and he has nothing to lose or gain.
John is just stunned because as a human scarecrow, he's never had the opportunity to see more than two birds flock together before.
No birds in Mississippi?
Does he even have family nearby?
Correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't John an only child? If so, where are these nieces coming from? Or are these people from Frank side of family?
Assuming the story isn't total bullshit (which is always a non-zero possibility), John can only be talking about someone from Frank's side of the family. John has two siblings IIRC, a brother and a sister, and while I don't know details about their current lives, I'm positive neither of them live anywhere near Boston. Even if they did, they would want nothing to do with their failure of a brother, let alone let their own children hang out with him unsupervised. To my knowledge, John has fully cut ties with his family, and the feeling is certainly mutual.
I'd guess that he needs an excuse at the Apple Store for why he's buying so many iPhones without running a drug cartel.
You could frame it as Apple having the ability to detect and block (but chooses not to use it after intense backlash from the rainbow coalition) children sending nudes to groomers. They're the perverts choice and with Wu arriving flashing his "hey kids, wouldn't you just love to take a ride with me in this car your parents can never afford" mobile, I'm surprised he's neved had a flag on it or on any of his precious things. I mean you know, the man is generally tone deaf and he is retarded but I don't think he would ever touch children, he's just modeled himself after someone that would touch children.
"Don't you want to go to the app store? I can drive you there."
